What joke did you make on the day you got the marriage certificate?

What joke did you make on the day you got the marriage certificate?

On the day of obtaining the certificate, we chose a more memorable day, but that day, we were so excited that we made a joke.

It was September 9, 2009, and there were three 9s. I said this number is auspicious and represents a long time. My wife said that three nines are easy to associate with a cold. As a result, my daughter-in-law really caught a cold while waiting for the bus on the road because she wore too little that day.

However, my wife is optimistic. She joked that it was for this occasion.

At that time, we went to register and had to queue up. The day is related, and people who register are in an endless stream. We came neither early nor late, and the two of us stood in line hand in hand, still having a lot of sweetness in our hearts.

At the end of the line, we saw many new people and brought joyful candy to the staff. At first glance, the careful wife seems to be the only one who is unprepared. As a result, she had a whim and instantly took out two paper bags with red envelopes from her bag and stuffed 20 yuan into them.

When you get to the window, just say you didn't bring wedding candy. Just give us a red envelope. ?

I snickered at her pedantry, but I said nothing. It was almost the window, and the staff looked at me and my wife happily. My daughter-in-law took out a red envelope and gave it to someone else without saying anything. People were dumbfounded when they saw the red envelopes. I smiled awkwardly for a few seconds, and then returned the red envelope. They say some rules are unacceptable. This is a joke.

After a while, we went through the formalities, and then went to another room to take photos, that is, the one where both of us took wedding photos as a souvenir. Pay first and then take pictures, the money for taking pictures. My wife and I walked over, still holding the red envelope just now. After seeing the staff, I remembered my gaffe just now and quickly put away the red envelope. Then look for change in your pocket (there was no code scanning payment at that time). After looking for it for a long time, it was less than 20 yuan. Daughter-in-law turned to look at me, the meaning is very clear. She just asked me for 20 yuan. As soon as I saw that music was free, she got a little angry. She punched me gently and said, stop patronizing the fun and give someone else change. There are still many people waiting in line at the back.

I told her unhurriedly: Don't you have twenty dollars in your red envelope? The daughter-in-law suddenly realized that she quickly took out money from the red envelope and gave it to others. When we finished filming, we saw the photographer looking over at us, which meant there was something to urge. Understandably, there are too many people after all.

We went to the stage. There are many flowers in front of the stage, surrounded by a card with the date of that day: September 9, 2009. When the photo is taken, everything is over. I took my daughter-in-law's hand and walked out of the hall easily. It is sunny outside, but it is a little cold in September.

I also wear thin clothes, except for the shirt outside, there is only a small vest inside. My wife only wears it? A T-shirt. I said, daughter-in-law, why don't I take off my shirt and give it to you? Daughter-in-law is trying to be brave, or afraid I'm too cold, and then we stand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau waiting for the bus. Because the civil affairs bureau has just moved to the development zone, the flow of people is relatively small, and it will take a long time for taxis. So, my daughter-in-law had a little cold that day. But fortunately, the daughter-in-law's small body is quite resistant. She went home to soak her feet. She slept all night and was fine the next day. We've been married for eleven years now, and whenever I see the photos we took when we registered, with three nines written on them, I think of everything we experienced at that time, although it's a little? Funny, but full of memories.