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Mi Fu's classical Chinese essays
1. Mi Fu Kuangfang, Classical Chinese
The original text was written by Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty when he heard that Mi Yuanzhang ① had a study of characters ②. Once this happened, he set up paper, inkstones, pens and ink in the Yaolin Hall and called Mi to write on it. Watching behind the screen, Liang Shoudao was ordered to accompany him and he was given wine and fruits. Minai reverses the ③ sleeves of the robe, rises up ④, jumps easily ⑤, writes like clouds ⑥, and dragons and snakes ⑦ fly. Hearing that the emperor was under the curtain, he looked back and said in a voice: "It's amazing, Your Majesty!" The emperor was overjoyed and gave him all the inkstones and papers. Looking for a doctor of calligraphy⑨.
Translation Song Huizong heard that Mi Fu was proficient in calligraphy. One day, paper, inkstones, pens and ink were placed in the Yaolin Hall, and Mi Fu was summoned to let him write. Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty watched through a curtain, asked Liang Shoudao to accompany Mi Fu, and rewarded him with wine and fruits. Mi Fu then put on his robe and climbed to a high place. He was light and agile, writing like clouds floating in the air, like a dragon or snake flying (describing the calligraphy strokes as vigorous and vivid). (Mi Fu) When he heard that the emperor was under the curtain, he turned around and said loudly: "Your Majesty, this is great!" The emperor was overjoyed and rewarded him with paper, inkstones, pens and ink. Soon he was appointed doctor of calligraphy. 2. Mi Fusuo's post by a master of classical Chinese
Explanation
Accomplishment: Arrive. Go
Yi: exchange
According to: rely on, this article understands it as seizing
Sudden: immediately, immediately
You are embarrassed: Cai You is mentally embarrassed about this matter.
If you don’t obey me, you will not be reborn: If you don’t obey me, I don’t want to live anymore.
Write the names of 3 ancient calligraphers: Wang Xizhi, Zhong Yao, Yu Shinan, Ouyang Xun, Chu Suiliang, Yan Zhenqing
Don’t answer questions randomly for others, I promise I am correct. Translation: Mi Fu is humorous and witty. In Zhenzhou, he once went to Cai You’s boat. Cai You took out his collection of Wang Xizhi’s "Wang Lue Tie" exhibit. Mi Fu was amazed and Xiangqiu wanted to use his painting in exchange. Cai You was mentally embarrassed about this matter. Mi Fu said: "If you don't listen to me, I don't want to live anymore, so I will jump into the river and commit suicide immediately." So he shouted, grabbed the side of the ship and prepared to jump into the river. Cai You immediately posted the words to him.
3. Classical Chinese Reading Read the following classical Chinese text and answer the following questions
(1) According to the text "Li Mulian Qingzhi" and "que" means "retreat" in the text "On the Six Kingdoms", "que" means "retreat". (2 ) ① refers to medical skills; ③ refers to hobbies; ④ refers to hobbies. (3) There is no evidence in the text that "artistic accomplishment has the style of Mi Fu". (4) ① It: demonstrative pronoun, this. And: expresses The turning point, but ② is: Is this...?: Rhetorical question, is it...? Answer: (1) B (2) D (3) B (4) ① Others will feel tired of such trivial things, but Yun Gu is never tired of it. ② Is this what people who do not read and do not understand literary and ink can say? words! Reference translation: To the south of Baoyou Bridge in Kuaiji, there is a small medicine shop, where my friend Lu Yungu practices medicine and sells medicine. Yungu has a profound understanding of the principles and knowledge of tea, and close friends gather together every day Drinking tea, people come one after another, and they can’t handle the reception. Others will be tired of such trivial things, but Yun Gu never tires of it. His medical skills are good at treating carbuncles, and he is even more specialized in treating acne. But he all relies on his intelligence. He acts with clear judgment, and his treatment does not always follow the example of senior doctors, and his prescriptions do not blindly follow ancient books. He always considers the condition of the disease before preparing medicines, and does not follow the old prescriptions. His medical skills are superb. People always suspect that he does not take medicine as a serious matter. It does not respect the rules and regulations of ancient medicine. Therefore, anyone who suffers from acne will never seek treatment from my friend Yungu unless it is extremely dangerous and abnormal and other doctors refuse to treat him. Yungu is flexible and alert in treating doctors. He treated those who could be cured, and retreated away from those who could not be cured at a glance. He never hesitated, looked forward, or accepted a penny from others. He was very fond of cleanliness by nature, and had the same hobby as Mi Fu. He hated smoking, drinking, and others picking. flowers; he especially hates others spitting and blowing their noses to dirty the ground. Therefore, people who are not noble-minded people cannot have long-term relationships with him. He has been skilled in many aspects since he was a child, including Qiang flute, Huqin, Feng Sheng, spotted pipe and other musical instruments. He played exquisitely. He especially liked to play the dongxiao to accompany the singers. In the past, he and Li Yucheng played and sang in harmony. Later, only Wang Gongduan's singing could be in tune with him, and the rest were no match for him. His only close friends are Lu Kuian, Jin Er and me. Unless there is a heavy storm or something unavoidable, he will always come to his house every day, drink tea, light incense, and talk and laugh. This has been the case for thirteen years. .On the last day of March this year, Yungu didn’t go to bed until the second watch. The next day I called him, but he didn’t get up. When I pushed the door and went in, he had passed away in bed. After hearing the news, Erhe and I were very surprised and hurriedly I rushed to his home to visit him and stood there in a daze, lost for a long time. The so-called important events of life and death happened so quickly, just like a dream, which made people sad and unable to stop. When I came back, I sat in the study and recalled Yun Gu’s life, so He wrote this biography for him. Zhang Dai said: Yungu was open-minded and cheerful, and all capricious and snobbish things could not enter his heart. Therefore, he did not know how to write, but he was poetic; he did not know how to paint, but he was poetic. It has a picture-like feel; he has not left the market, but he has the feeling of mountains and forests. As for the fact that he made friends, it was only because of his temperament, not because of false reluctance. A few months ago, a friend came to his home for a discussion. He asked the servant to bring out the stored snow water to make tea, but his wife was Yungu was so angry that he made a lot of accusations and didn't talk to her for ten days. He told my brother: "I regard my friends as my life, but she actually wants to cut off my friends." Just this sentence is completely understandable. Given his chivalrous heart, is this something that someone who doesn't read and doesn't know how to write can say? 4. Translation of two interesting classical Chinese works by Mi Dian
Translation of two interesting classical Chinese works by Mi Dian: (Mi Fu) Zhi Wuweijun, when he first entered Sichuan, he saw the strange standing stones and said with joy: "This is enough for me to worship." ".
Then he ordered the people on the left and right to take robes and wats to worship him, calling out every time: "Shi Zhang". Those who spoke heard about it and discussed it, and the court also laughed at it.
Translation: Mi Fu served as the military commander of Wuwei. He had just arrived at Guandi and saw a very strange standing stone. He was very surprised and said: "This stone is enough for me to worship." So he ordered his subordinates to put on official robes and hold the wat tablet in their hands to worship it. While paying homage to it, they shouted "Shi Zhang".
After hearing this, people who liked to spread rumors talked about it everywhere, and it was also spread as a joke among the officials in the court. " Mi Yuanzhang was guarding Ruxu. He heard that there was a strange stone in the river. He didn't know where it came from. People thought it was strange and dared not take it. The public ordered it to be moved to the prefecture for Yan You's entertainment.
Shizhi He was shocked and ordered a banquet to be held. He bowed down in the court and said, "I have been wanting to see Brother Shi for twenty years."
Translation: Mi Yuanzhang was the prefect of Ruxu. He heard that there was a strange big stone on the empty dam by the river. I didn't know where it came from.
People thought it was a magical thing and did not dare to move it. Mi Yuanzhang ordered the strange stone to be transported back to the prefecture and county as a tourist attraction for people.
When the big stone was brought back, Mi Yuanzhang was very surprised. He immediately ordered his subordinates to hold a banquet, knelt down in the hall, and said, "I have wanted to see you, Brother Shi, for twenty years." .
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