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Sad phrase: I prepared many portraits of couples, but I never used them later.

1. The person lying on the blacklist now used to be your hero.

2. He has already asked for your information, and you are waiting for an answer, but as everyone knows, not replying is already the answer.

No one will die in the hands of others, but in their own family.

The only thing that can give me a sense of security now is that when I go out in the bright morning light, my wallet key in my pocket and my mobile phone are fully charged, because I know that putting that poor sense of security on others will inevitably hurt me.

The coolest time for girls is that as long as they know that a relationship is inappropriate, they will say goodbye again. If they don't give up, they can pretend to be free and easy and stride forward. She was lonely when she turned around, but you don't know how beautiful your back is.

6. In fact, there is nothing I can't let go of, but I will feel sorry and pay so much affection. If I say no, it's gone.

7. After a long time, everything will change, clothes will fade, books will turn yellow, walls will be mottled, and he will become cold and strange, so stop laughing and tears will fall.

8. There are some things that I can't do, such as my bangs, my cold hands and you in the distance, but there are still some things that I want to do my best, such as my poor grades, my addiction to staying up late and you in the distance.

9. You used to be my dream, but later it became a reality, and now it's just a memory.

10. I rejected everyone for you, but you never accepted me.

1 1. Growth means putting a mask called hypocrisy on your face and gradually becoming suitable.

12. Since you like to drink, don't touch that cup of hot water.

13. Giving up is not to stop loving, but to understand.

14. I forgot to tell you that I have never been happy since I left you.

15. It's always like this. It's hard to say.

16. One minute of love, one hour of love, one day of love. Forget him, but it's a lifetime.

17. The person who makes you sad when you think about it at the happiest time, or laughs when you think about it at the saddest time, is called regret.

18. I'll tell you a joke: I forgot to delete the record when I entered his space, and I couldn't get in the next day.

19. You praised me for being invulnerable. In fact, I have laughed through my heart.

20. I didn't mean to be narrow-minded and angry, but I couldn't help it when I was wronged. In particular, I think, who can blame, myself, is more wronged.

2 1. The bravest thing I have ever done is not to love you without hesitation, but to pretend that your love with her is very weak.

22. How did you become so humble? I used to be a very proud person.

23. For him, nothing happened and nothing ended; For me, everything has happened and is over.

24. I realized that the biggest regret in life is not that I missed the best person, but that I exhausted my best when I met better people.

25. Love is in arrears, love has been turned off, and fate is not in the service area.

The relationship between you and me is as bad as broken glass.

27. The words are getting less and less, and you are getting farther and farther away.

28. Silly boy, if you are too attached to someone, you will eventually be hated.

29. Looking back, I can't see the past. Goodbye is no longer a teenager.

30. I prepared many portraits of couples, but I never used them later.

I like to search for beautiful couples' heads on the Internet, but I have never used them.

1. My charm alone is not as sweet as the two of you.

2. I had a lover, I showed my love, I was jealous, and I was happy. I thought it would last forever.

3. "Honey, the second cup is half price!" "You are so blind that you can't see that I am single dog."

4. Dreams are always broken, but the heart is always tired.

I like to search for beautiful couples' heads on the Internet, but I have never used them.

I thought you wouldn't love me yet. In fact, you just don't love me.

7. You are a thorn in my throat. It will hurt if you pull it out. If you swallow it, you will die.

I used all my youth to love you, and finally I forgot you for the rest of my life.

9, you let me out of your world, then you have lived in my heart for so long, do you want to pay my rent?

10, our chat records are all my shameless greetings.

1 1, I'm sorry for betraying how much I love you.

12, you praised me for being invulnerable. In fact, I have already laughed through my heart.

13, I still remember the feeling of loving you to the extreme, but I dare not again.

No matter how strong I am, you are my achilles heel.

15, some people say that parallel lines are the most terrible, and there will never be intersections. In fact, the intersection line is the most terrible. After crossing the intersection, it's farther away.

16, from the moment you became lovers, you will never be able to get back to your friends.

17, I am not as indestructible as you think, but I have learned to shed tears in my heart.

18 Why didn't you come to me? I don't want to like others.

19, I passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

20. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend.

2 1, my acting skills must be so good that no one even knows that I am sad.

22. I am not as strong as you think, and I am often hurt by scum.

Modal phrase: It's no use complaining.

Don't hide what you can't do, what you find difficult. Understand first, then be superb, and you will be better than others. Because most people don't want to take the effort to study, they will be eliminated automatically, and your persistence takes a big advantage.

Only when you taste the pain, can you cherish the happiness that you ignore; Only when you know how to appreciate the ordinary can you collect the happiness that was discarded at the beginning. Without pain, the feast of life will be dull; Without the ordinary, the picture of life is shallow. It's no use complaining. No matter whether you laugh or cry, no one will listen to you. Fantasy is useless, whether you go or stop, we have to face the bloody cruelty in reality.

Deep feelings need not be expressed, but time will always show. The distance between heart and heart is not far, as long as communication; It is not difficult to wait for love and affection, as long as you are tolerant. Friendship can only be owned by heart; Feelings must be sincere to last. Love warms people's hearts, and winter is not cold; If the truth is there, the end of the world is just around the corner!

No matter what happened in the past, you should believe that the best is yet to come. Life is a journey. Along the way, we can't guess what kind of scenery we will encounter and where our destination is without warning, but the pace of progress can't stop all the time, because time doesn't allow us to stay anywhere, only to learn to choose, experience and appreciate constantly.

It's not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

The greatest charm of people is to have a sunny attitude. Compassion can benefit people; Only by being considerate can we tolerate others; Patience is the only way to be a man; Only with compassion can we measure people; Only if you have a hard heart can you help others; Only with a wise heart can we see people; Only tolerance can treat people with things; Only when you have a beautiful heart can you show it to others.

No matter how brilliant or bitter yesterday was, it's gone, unchanged, and can't come back. Only by regaining our mood and getting on the road again is our only choice today. Sometimes, crying is not yielding; Retreat, don't admit defeat; Some things are not that I don't care, but what I do if I care. Let bygones be bygones, let bygones be bygones.

Even if the whole world denies you, you should believe in yourself. Regardless of others' opinions, others' words are just dust in the sun, and the next second they are blown away by the wind. This is your life, no one can get involved, and no one is important except yourself. Sad, crying in a big mess, tears dried up, looked up and smiled still brilliant.

Everyone will be in a bad mood sometimes. Unexplained loss, incomprehensible sadness, incomprehensible confusion. Perhaps it is too much to bear, so I can't help but burst; It may have been accumulated for too long, so I can't care so much. One day, you will know: knowing yourself is the best relief, and loving yourself is the best sustenance; Love yourself is the best promise!

Life is like a dream, dreams are like life. Many things, when we see through and figure it out, are always cheerful, optimistic and enterprising, and we can enjoy the happiness of persisting in our responsibilities and overcoming difficulties every day. The iron law in the world is: if you gain, you will lose, and if you suffer, you will have fun, so in fact, sometimes you need to enjoy difficulties.

When you choose that moment, don't doubt, don't hesitate, the decision is just a road you have to take. Life is like a journey, and you will inevitably encounter thorns and bumps, but when you reach the end, you will find that the bumps on the way are just a landscape in your journey.

No matter how tight it is, it's useless.

If meeting you is a tragedy, I think I am destined to play alone in my life.

Second, children who tend sheep will always hurt themselves.

Third, you are the reason why I cherish myself. What does it matter if I destroy myself without you?

No matter how fragile you are, no one sympathizes with you. There are too many bitches watching your jokes. You got it?

5. When someone praises you for being kind, considerate, virtuous, generous, smart, lively, cheerful, gentle and clever, then you should never be proud, because if you are long,

6. Leave your world with my broken heart.

Seven, although people are not things, living is to buy things and eat.

Eight, in fact, I am not free and easy, just pretending to be a hero.

If I am dispensable in your world, I will quit mercilessly.

Ten, when you and I are together. There's another him.

1 1. I grew up unconsciously and really became a little tired.

It's no use holding a grip that doesn't belong to you.

Thirteen, smoking is not good for the lungs; Coffee is bad for the stomach; Love is bad for the heart.

Remember, don't pay too much. The only one who will leave a scar in the end will be himself.

Since you are not a god, I hope you will be a good person for me.

I have said I love you for dozens of times, but I still can't reach you. Sorry, goodbye.

Sometimes I don't talk, not because I'm in a bad mood, but because I suddenly feel lonely. I asked myself if I had been walking alone all the time.

I hope my pocket money can travel around the world together like fragrant milk tea. ...

Nineteen, this city is so empty, this memory is so intense, and this street is full of traffic. Who can I understand this?

I don't blame you, because I understand that betrayal is because of loneliness-

Twenty-one-year-old, once a hot-blooded teenager, is he awake now?

Without the language of love, all words are boring.

I don't know if it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.

Twenty-four, you dumped one me, and Qian Qian dumped ten million me.