Cute old man joke

1, an old couple was waiting for the bus, but they didn't come for a long time, so they lit a cigarette and just took a sip, and the bus came!

The old woman began to complain: let you bear it, it's a waste of a cigarette. ?

The old man is in a hurry. This is a China cigarette. Two yuan each. You can't waste it. . .

So he started smoking, trying to finish before the bus arrived at the station. . .

The old woman looked at the car and encouraged him: one and a half cars left, one and a half cars left, one car left. . . ?

Grandma felt chest tightness after getting up early, so she went to the hospital in the town alone. The doctor made a list and asked her to go to the radiology department for chest X-ray examination. The red light suddenly went out while the inspection was being carried out.

The doctor said: There must be something wrong with the transformer. ?

After returning home, grandpa asked with concern: What did the doctor say about you?

Grandma replied in dismay:? The doctor said there might be something wrong with the transformer! ?

The 3.60-year-old grandmother bought a cheongsam that day.

I am very satisfied and generous, and my grandson agrees with me: grandma likes to be generous when buying clothes. ?

Aunt interface:? Is that because your grandmother can only use it? Generous? This adjective. ?

4. Is the old man leaving? Xinhe? Withdraw money at the counter, enter the password,

Shop assistant:? Wrong password, please re-enter. ?

Shop assistant:? Wrong password, last chance. ?

The old man was anxious: I knew I was wrong, so why didn't you tell me the right one? The service quality is so poor! ?

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