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What is "I strongly oppose Teacher X's withdrawal from the literary world"?
On the internet, some netizens put forward some opinions or comments on something, which are interesting, vivid, practical and direct, and belong to incisive words. In this regard, some netizens will tout a wave of "rainbow fart", saying that when a teacher (commentator) withdrew from the literary world that year, he disagreed with himself to show the importance of a teacher.
Next, I will share with you a wave of incisive words. The material comes from Mr. X. At the same time, I also want to say, "I strongly oppose Mr. X's withdrawal from the literary world."
Question 0 1: Do men pay more attention to women's figure and face, or are they opinionated and thoughtful?
Netizen @ Love you for not two or three days: Although I am not a superficial person, to be honest, my face and figure determine whether I want to know her thoughts, and my thoughts determine whether I will veto her face and figure with one vote. I am a thoughtful person, and I won't veto each other's face and figure.
Netizen @ three days reply @ Love you is not two or three days: after saying so much, say that you like beautiful women. I'm not like you. I told you I prefer beautiful women!
Comments: The first netizen was really wordy and spared a big circle, and the second netizen was "real on earth". It is human nature that men don't like beauty.
Question 02: How do two people maintain a good marriage after marriage?
Netizen @ Flying Pig: Consider yourself unmarried, because love is beautiful and marriage is realistic.
Comments: The netizen who said this may have been married and realized the reality and helplessness of marriage. Most of the two people in love are happy and have many beautiful fantasies, but when they return to marriage, they need to consider daily necessities.
Question 03: What do you think of the autobiographies of some outstanding people?
Netizen @ 丫丫丫丫: No matter how much you read, it is someone else's life, and you can't copy it. Everyone is unique, so learn more professional skills. Chicken soup can be drunk, but you must not drink it pot by pot, and your stomach will swell.
Comments: That makes sense, because everyone's environment is different. We can learn from it, but don't imitate it. Because you are you and he is him, you can't be him and he won't be you.
Question 04: How can I use what I have learned to help others without spending anything on myself?
Netizen @ 丫丫丫丫丫: Praise others.
Comments: Not only does it not cost money, but it also saves energy.
Brilliant words can make us refreshed and listen more attentively, because no one wants to listen to other people's nonsense.
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