Laughing star joke lines

This person is Hou Bai. Although he is not particularly famous, his jokes can be passed down to this day! It is estimated that you have heard the joke told by this man more or less, but you just don't know the source.

For example, as we all say now, he is out of his mind. Do you think this is an online buzzword? Actually, it is not. Once he chatted with Su Yang, because Su Yang knew he was a humorous person, so he deliberately Doby him, saying that if someone dug a big hole for him, it was 100 feet deep, how could he get out?

I didn't expect him to say a word that he could come out with a needle, but Su Yang didn't understand why he could come out with a needle. Hou Bai said unhurriedly, give him an injection and beat the water out of his head. Su Yang asked why? He said, "if there is no water in my head, how can I jump if you dig a hole for me?" Then Su Yang began to laugh. This sentence is still in use now, and it is also the first sentence he said.

Another time, when he was young, there was a county magistrate who especially liked to bully the poor and did nothing. Although Hou Bai is young, he has a heart of hatred for evil. He told his partner that he could make the sheriff bark like a dog. Those partners thought he was bluffing and didn't take it to heart. Until one day, they met the county magistrate in the street, and Hou Bai took the lead to greet the county magistrate, saying that his dog always barked when it got off the puppy. Hearing this, the magistrate said, No, dogs should bark! Sure enough, he really let the county magistrate learn to bark.