Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Why does the old kung fu beggar think Stephen Chow
Why does the old kung fu beggar think Stephen Chow
Personal opinions for reference. From some clues in the movie, we can see that the old beggar is not simple.
1. Eyesight: From the time he was a child, he could tell that Stephen Chow was a rare martial arts wizard in a century. After all, even the landlord, landlord, and Huoyun Evil God couldn't figure it out the moment they met.
2. Prophecy: The old beggar in the movie said something like this: If one day you open up the two channels of Ren and Du, you will not be able to fly to the sky. Later movies also confirmed this scene. After the two meridians of Ren and Du were opened, he became a peerless master, and a palm technique fell from the sky.
Summary: It can be seen from the unique vision and prophecy in this movie that this has gone beyond ordinary martial arts villains and is already a god descending to earth. So I think he is the most powerful being in Kung Fu!
Old beggar: Hey, little brother, little brother, don’t go
The child turned around
Beggar: Wow, that’s incredible, that’s incredible, you have a spiritual light. Spouting out from the Tianling Gai, you know, at such a young age, you have muscles and bones that are trained horizontally, and you are like a martial arts prodigy that you have only seen in a century. If one day I let you open up the Rendu Meridian, you won't be able to fly to the sky. As the saying goes, I If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell...
The screen switches to the front of someone, and it turns out to be a beggar in ragged clothes
Beggars: The task of policing evil, punishing rape, and maintaining world peace I'll leave it to you, okay?
The child nodded and said: Hmm!
Beggar: This secret book of "Tathagata Palm" is a priceless treasure. I think it is destined for you, so I will charge you ten yuan and teach it to you.
A piggy bank was smashed on the screen
- Related articles
- I miss you, at this moment.
- 19 18 Chen Duxiu wrote an article criticizing the boxer rebellion. Why did he praise the boxer at 1924?
- Which is worse, 72 change or 36 change? In fact, Pig Bajie has been lying to the Monkey King.
- What is Didi's refusal to accept supervision?
- Collect a lot of jokes and cold jokes!
- Humorous sentences describing colds talk about mood.
- I quarreled with my mother, and then my neighbors laughed and laughed at us on purpose. Then I scolded her at home, and then my mother spoke for my neighbors?
- Take my growing pains as the main content, write a letter to the teacher or principal and ask him or her to help you solve your troubles.
- Cherish your wife's classic sentences
- New things, new works