When the mood is bad, what joke can best relieve the mood!

1. After swimming yesterday, open the trunk directly, throw the key in, and then close the trunk. ...

I waited in the wild for an hour and a half in a three-point suit.

2. once I cooked rice, I poured it directly into the rice cooker without an inner pot ... and then I blew it around. ....

It happened at noon. What a pity ~

At noon, I plan to ask the noodle restaurant downstairs to send a bowl of Daoxiao Noodles to eat ~

I don't know what I'm thinking ~

After the phone call, I said directly, "Hello ~ Please send a bowl of Daoxiao Noodles", and then I heard my mother's voice, "Daughter! You want to eat Daoxiao Noodles at noon! "

My mother felt a little puzzled at first, and she smiled when she came to her senses ~ ~

I was confused at that time ~ my face was red and embarrassed ~ ~

On the first day of work, someone called the manager (female) and gave him the phone. By the way, mom, someone wants to answer the phone for you.

5. Wash your face with glasses (with frame). Lens confusion ..................

I'm going to call my mother.

The leader suddenly came in and said to him, mom, I found the material. Here you are! ! ! ! ! ! — —#

7. Hold the money in your hand

Then knead it into a ball

Hold in the hand

I feel very uncomfortable

Throw it away.

8. Go to a good friend's house and chat. When her father comes back, he will open his mouth and call "Auntie". Embarrassed, her mother appeared again, and opened her mouth and called her "uncle" ... and then she doubted her IQ infinitely.

9. I have two: once a good friend got married and took a photo of me when she went to her house on the first day. I didn't look at the photos in her camera at that time, and I forgot them later. At the wedding reception the next day, she took out her camera. I said, look at what photos you have taken. Looking through the photos, I found that the person in one photo was particularly like me, and my mind didn't react. I also sent someone to see a girl who looks like me. When I reacted, I felt stupid. How can I not recognize my photo?

The second one is miserable. I rode past a van quickly, and the door just opened ~ ~ and I hit it, miserable ~

10, the most humiliating time, I didn't know what I was thinking when I washed my feet. I was going to take off my socks and almost took off my pants. .....

1 1, from the podium to the seat, a classmate's foot reached the aisle, originally wanted to say "please make way", but he blurted out "thank you"

-_-#

12, once in photoshop class, I sent a text message to my boyfriend and bravely shouted to the teacher: "Husband! My computer is not networked! "

The dissatisfied classroom immediately quieted down.

Five seconds later, everyone burst into laughter.

The teacher is a little old man in his fifties.

Push your glasses and stare at me.

This Lushan waterfall is sweating like a pig.