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May Day Blessing Funny SMS
Here are some interesting May Day news, which will make you laugh until your stomach hurts:
1. Happy May Day! Remember to eat more and don't starve yourself. If you are really hungry, sell yourself to a restaurant as a chef. Anyway, you don't have to worry about eating anymore
2. Happy May Day! Remember to exercise more and don't turn yourself into a chubby little pier. If you really get fat, sell yourself to the TV station as a panda. You don't have to worry about losing weight anymore anyway.
3. Happy May Day! Remember to rest more and don't make yourself too tired. If you are really tired, sell yourself to a travel company as a tour guide. Anyway, you don't have to worry about work anymore.
May Day, I wish you a happy May Day! Remember to study more and don't let yourself become an ignorant gigolo. If you really become a gigolo, sell yourself to an entertainment company as an artist. You don't have to worry about the future anyway.
May Day, I wish you a happy May Day! Remember to make more friends and don't let yourself be lonely. If you are really alone, sell yourself to a matchmaking company as a matchmaker. You don't have to worry about getting married anymore anyway.
operation sequence/order
1. Open the SMS interface.
2. Choose a funny blessing message.
3. Enter the mobile phone number of the recipient.
4. Click the Send button.
5. Wait for the recipient to reply and see if they have a stomachache from laughing.
final result
May Day holiday, let's enjoy life and relax. Whether you eat delicious food, travel, exercise or study, you should remember to keep a happy mood and let yourself laugh until the end of the May Day holiday. I wish you all a happy May Day!
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