How to say humorously that you are ill?

1, I feel that I recently booked a ticket with a joke book and actually booked a viral concert.

Recently, the doctor said that I was ill. I feel that this is the feeling that I participated in a "Life Replication Simulator" activity in the tunnel and experienced the safety.

My body has failed to live up to expectations recently, and even let the virus find a good place to relax on me. You really need a little personality when you are sick.

I don't know if I went directly to the "World Virus Park" recently, otherwise, how could I encounter such a professional virus?

Now I am a cartilage spoon, and I can't do anything. I can only pretend to be sick and lazy at home and become a "bed expert" in everyone's mouth.