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Why do men love the queen?

Before Lori became queen, Lori: I'm also chasing after your personal interests. I used to be an inexperienced Lori, and I found my ex-boyfriend a job near him, with a monthly income of 1500. As a snail girl, she works hard at housework and has to reach out to him for money to buy a decent dress. After a long time, I spoiled him so much that I couldn't find the north. I cheated and taught me: you are a sweet burden! Now, the young lady has a good job in the city and lives alone in a spacious apartment. She will never be a concubine for suitor Zhang San or go fishing with suitor Li Si, but there are a lot of ministers under her skirt. Comments: Yes, the queen should be able to endure loneliness, resist temptation and earn money. Four relationships A queen's weight exploded: I have a girlfriend who has always adhered to the queen's line. In the meantime, I have seen her fall in love several times, and her first love was dumped by her because the other person was too weak and dependent. The second time I fell in love, the man was a chauvinist, and they beat each other to pieces. She concluded that this was not a real man. The third career is very successful, but demanding, always asking her to change this and that and become his favorite type. She left. The woman in the fourth paragraph was surprised to see her, thinking that a woman with such a clear mind and knowing what she wants is really rare. See something good coming, bless her! Comments: No matter how good the queen is, she must be loved by those who know how to appreciate it. Princess disease and queen control volume: my cousin, standard queen control. No matter how arrogant and willful the girl I used to bring home, my cousin followed her around like a madman, driving my menstruation to death. In fact, there is an essential difference between the queen and the princess disease. The former is independent, although strong, but it makes individuals clean and refreshing, while the latter only knows how to make trouble without reason. At that time, he was too young to understand the difference between the two. Getting married now is a good thing. Relatives and friends get together to give my cousin face. In private, I know that my cousin will do whatever she says. I don't think there's anything wrong! Comments: This theory is conducive to female readers' self-learning. Don't treat princess disease as a queen. I am queen KK Mianmian: According to your standards, I am the queen. Unfortunately, in reality, the queen often falls black and blue and can't cry in front of others. Ex-boyfriend cheated. He said that she was a flower in the greenhouse, and I was a rose in the desert, which could withstand the blow. That's bullshit! Last year, I went to Gansu and saw the legendary desert rose, a mess of grass! Ironically, my ex-boyfriend probably couldn't stand being pampered in the greenhouse, so he came back to me and said that Qian Fan was the best place for me. Ask him what to do with this flower. He said let her grow up by herself! Thunder gives me the creeps! Comments: You didn't look back, did you? It seems that the queen's vision needs to be cultivated. Oh, the lazy gospel queen controls the wallet: first love is a strong big woman. At that time, when I was young, I thought she was in charge of too much. Even the collocation of clothes and the decline of physical performance have to teach me a lesson. What a nuisance! I broke up. I'm a bitch. I have no opinion. I miss her kindness very much. The new girlfriend is similar to her, but she is too strict and knows how to act like a spoiled brat. It really suits me! From then on, everything is in her charge. My life is so pleasant and simple! I advise you brothers, if you are as thoughtless and self-motivated as I am, you are the most suitable to be queens! Comments: I admire your frankness. I believe many men are unwilling to admit that they are suitable for the queen even if they are lazy. Meow, the queen of saving time and worry: there is a famous joke on the internet. Man: What's for dinner tonight? Woman: Whatever. Man: Hot pot? Woman: I have acne. M: Sichuan food? Woman: Too numb. Man: Sushi? Woman: It's too light ... (omitting all kinds of food in the world) Man: What to eat? Woman: Whatever. The above tragedies can be extended to taking a taxi or driving, what movies to watch and what clothes to wear. If your girlfriend was a queen, there would never be such trouble. But the consequence may be that you have to accompany her to eat strange Indian food and watch creepy horror movies. Comments: Since time is precious and life cannot be wasted, then fall in love with the Queen! When a woman reaches middle age, she is called "Wang". Uncle Yang: Don't teach your little sister badly. Learn to be virtuous and become a queen. Did you find that those soft-hearted girls became queens without training after marriage? Husband should be in charge, son should be in charge, pocket money, friends, brushing teeth and bathing should be in charge. It is women who are called "kings" in middle age. Only boys like the queen. At that time, they were still young and had no ideas. They want a woman to be in charge, and they will know later! Comments: This uncle must get along with the "queen" day and night, but the queen he said is a tigress, which has nothing to do with the definition of this article. The bed is the queen's territory. Ice blue kiss: My girlfriend, a gentle little woman, but throwing me down is another matter. Strong initiative, accustomed to women's obedience, surprised at first, and then enjoyed it, hehe. You don't have to worry about your work and life, but you can also give some advice on your career. If this is the queen, I would like to be the queen. Comments: She is gentle in appearance and strong in heart. She is a master among queens. Midnight Wandering: What's so good about the Queen? Ex-girlfriends should be such horrible creatures. I live in her house. By the way, the dead queen refused to live together, which made me look like a cowherd. I didn't get a chance to get close to her until the weekend. Where can I stand this loneliness? I had an affair with a female netizen, met her, and she found out in a few days. I received a phone call from a female netizen at her home that night, and I was a little hesitant. I was questioned by her and I confessed. I'm still trying to figure out how to beg for mercy Unexpectedly, this woman turned her face faster than turning a book, regardless of the cold rainy night in the early morning 1, the north wind roared, and there was not even a ghost of a passing car on Jinkai Avenue! She kicked her out of bed and out of the door! Comments: I love the queen's pleasure! It's called a retro puzzle without pleasure: well, I think the important difference between the queen and ordinary young women lies in bed. I dated m-girls, and none of them liked to talk about feelings. I groped like a blind man touching an elephant. As a result, the last one broke up with me, which made me very painful. So insecure. Finally, she will tell me frankly how good it is and how bad it is, which really improves my kung fu and reaches the realm of harmony between piano and music. Although not every man likes the queen, it is not bad to say no bravely in bed. Comments: Queen in bed, how many men's self-esteem can stand the comments? A typical woman with three children: independent personality, independent economy and independent spirit. Enterprising, but not workaholic. Love, but don't be a good person. Don't care about other people's eyes, and don't measure your life by other people's standards. Have a strong opinion, know how to refuse, and resolutely say no to people and things you don't like! Occasionally, a gentle touch will make a man stunned.