Double cross talk funny jokes [Mid-Autumn Festival jokes]

Duanzi is an artistic term in cross talk. So, do you know which jokes are related to the Mid-Autumn Festival? Please enjoy the Mid-Autumn jokes I arranged for you.

Mid-Autumn Festival Jokes (Classic Edition)

1) Since the mooncake tax is levied, I'll just hand in the mooncakes. If you want to levy%, I'll give you the remaining% a piece of moon cake, okay? I can give you 10%.

2) On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the bright moon is in the sky, the courtyard is flowing, and the innocent girl of Yu Ji leans on the chest of overlord Xiang Yu. In this picturesque landscape, a dark cloud floats by and the night becomes hazy. The beauty turned to look at the overlord beside her and muttered: Xianglang, such a beautiful scenery makes people feel that they will do many stupid things! ? Xiang Yu deeply agreed and said, Yes, the moonlight when I proposed to you last year was even more hazy than it is now. ?

3) GG, prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of ID card, education background and resume, and send it to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, in order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, Marshal Tian Peng (with his own rake) should be called up.

4) The old prisoner asked the new prisoner:? How did you get in? The new prisoner said. Because I fry fish in a lake where fishing is forbidden. When I pulled the fuse and threw the explosive into the lake, I heard it? Boom, three carp were blown up. For this, you were sentenced. Asked the old prisoner? Don't worry, listen to me. After three carp came up, another diver came up. ? The new prisoner said.

5) The bright line at the foot of the leader of my bed is suspected to be a guy with teeth on the ground. The guy with a cake is lifting himself to see it. I found it was moonlight and bowed my head and thought about my hometown. Look at this message, stupid guy!

6) Legend has it that the rabbit saw the first night of WU GANG and Chang 'e, so his eyes were red.

7) I heard that the lottery prize pool is 10,000, and I am worried that I have no money to place an order. My wife handed me a piece to buy Mid-Autumn moon cakes. I didn't eat any moon cakes. I was overjoyed. Decisively find out last year's moon cake box, and the supermarket bought a bulk moon cake and put it in. I said to myself, I'm sorry, wife. I wait for the lucky draw in the evening. I can eat as many boxes of moon cakes as I want.

8) The lottery husband came home from work and said to his wife:? Dear, today's news said that a batch of black-hearted moon cakes have entered the market? . The wife responded anxiously:? Really? Then you should be careful when buying moon cakes. Don't buy inferior moon cakes with black hearts. . Husband proudly said:? Don't worry, I knew it. Yesterday I bought a lottery ticket with the money I bought moon cakes? .

9) Husband:? Dear, this Mid-Autumn Festival, I will take you to a western-style candlelight dinner, steak with red wine. . Wife's expectation: Honey, you have money. Well, one step away from getting rich? . Wife:? Which step: This weekend's football European Cup qualifiers+Bajia, there are strong and weak, I just have to guess the rest of the games, hoping to win the grand prize. I have chosen the plan, but I just need to take the money to place an order? .

10) Someone committed theft and was locked up by the government and sold to the public. Someone asked him:? What big crime did he commit? He sighed. A person is unlucky and walks on a board. I happened to see a straw rope in the street yesterday. I thought it would be useful in the future, so I picked it up? The questioner said:? Picking up a straw rope is such a heavy punishment. Just listen to the prisoner continue to say: I didn't know there was a cow tied to the end of the straw rope!

Mid-Autumn Festival Jokes (Selected Edition)

1) The breeze sent my blessing, the moon brought my greetings, the meteor recorded the past story, and the Jade Rabbit left an eternal blessing. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon!

2) The grass is green, the flowers are light, the moon is round, the dream is endless and the heart is sweet. At this moment, love flies thousands of miles to send the Mid-Autumn Festival.

3) Fortunately, the Mid-Autumn Festival is held once a year. If it starts to levy: transportation tax, three meals tax, reading tax, toilet tax, oxygen tax, road use tax, medical tax and education tax, then we will think about what else we can provide to collect taxes. As the saying goes, exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous fees! Anyway, I believe

4) On the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, when the moon is full, I miss Chang 'e, and you can see the people in my heart. Chang 'e is silently wishing your life sweeter than honey!

5) Letters also got together for the Mid-Autumn Festival and began to argue about who looks like moon cakes. O: I look like a moon cake the most. C: Me, too. I just got bitten. D: Me, too. I just got cut. Q: I am also a moon cake. Well, it's just a little stuffing.

6) Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread, desperately pursue it, and steamed bread swears to death. Mooncake asks sadly: Why can't you accept me? What is this for? Steamed bread:? My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi, which is not safe. ?

7) Li Baijia's moon cakes: There are bright lights at the foot of my bed, and there are unpacked moon cakes. Looking up, I found it was moonlight. Lower your head and smell the cake!

8) Moon cakes of Du Fu's family: the grass shore is breezy and there are many gifts this year. What is there to show off? Moon cakes are the best!

9) Moon cakes at Liu Zongyuan's house: Birds without power fly away, and people without money disappear. Enjoy Mid-Autumn Festival alone!

10) Su Shi's moon cake: When will there be a bright moon? Raise a cake and ask for heaven. I wonder how much the cake in the sky can sell?

1 1) mooncakes at Xu Zhimo's house: I don't know which direction the wind blows. I am dreaming, moon cakes are the glory of dreams!

Moon cake at Qiong Yao's house: I have a moon cake. I don't know who to share it with. How many secrets are there that the cake delivery person can understand. There are deep feelings and heavy meanings outside the cake, and there are many purposes inside the cake. Welcome to send everything without a trace, leaving only a curtain of dreams!

13) When I was a child, the old man always told me the story of Chang 'e, but I only thought about moon cakes, and I was not interested in Chang 'e. Now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, I have no interest in moon cakes, and I always think about Chang 'e!

14) TVB version celebrates Mid-Autumn Festival, and the most important thing is to be happy. Can you enjoy the moon tonight? Can't be forced. Because of work, I can't go home to reunite with my family. If this happens, no one wants it. Are you hungry? I'll cut you into moon cakes, and you'll have the strength to celebrate the holidays when you're full!

15) Today, the company informed me to get the cake, which is strange! When we arrived, it turned out to be moon cakes. I asked: this is obviously a moon cake, how can it be a cake toss? The supervisor smiled stupidly: there is tax on moon cakes, but no throwing cakes, so we all drew one more with a brush and turned it into throwing cakes.

16) Sitting on the subway after work, I got bored, took out my mobile phone, turned on the internet, and unconsciously entered the lottery client. After watching so many football games, I accidentally filled up my money and bought lottery tickets. After buying it, I remembered that the money in Cary was left by my wife to buy moon cakes. I have no choice but to send a text message: Dear wife, it pains my husband to see you lose weight so hard. I can't bear to let your persistence fall short because of a holiday. Therefore, I decided to get rid of the bad habit of gluttony and not eat moon cakes this Mid-Autumn Festival. Just now, I bought a lottery ticket with the money from buying moon cakes, advocating a healthy life, eating less sweets and doing more public welfare. Maybe I love your husband after winning the lottery? .

17) it is said that a colleague has diarrhea on time on August 15 every year, and it takes several days, and it is more than that. Everyone thinks that the supernatural constitution has happened. Later, another colleague personally had a meeting with that colleague on August 15, only to find that he likes to cut the moon cakes when eating them, and then tear off the deoxidizer or desiccant attached to them and sprinkle them on them.

18) On the Mid-Autumn Festival, three sons-in-law and their wives went to their father's in-laws to celebrate their birthday, bringing gifts. In the evening, the family sat around the table, enjoying the moon while eating. I'm in a good mood, my father-in-law said. I'll test the knowledge of the three of you tonight, and each of you will write a poem. Should I take every sentence of the poem separately? Round, round, half missing, messy and quiet? . The eldest son-in-law is a scholar. First of all, she read: the Mid-Autumn Festival is full, and the first month is less than half. The dark clouds are chaotic and the bright moon is silent. ? The old father-in-law was very happy after hearing this and even said yes. The second son-in-law, a businessman, also read: Mid-Autumn moon cakes are round, and one bite is missing half. The mouse came in a mess and the cat came quietly. ? My father-in-law is also very happy. The third son-in-law is a butcher and clown. He was sweating with anxiety. The third daughter is urging him to do nothing. He just crustily skin of head and smiled and read away:? Parents-in-law are round and round? Lao Zhang was very happy to hear that; The third son-in-law was very happy to see Lao Taishan, which opened her eyes. , went to a smaller part. The family cried in a mess, and it was completely quiet. ?

19) Cake On Mid-Autumn Festival, small fish pestered their mother to eat moon cakes with minced meat. Mother Fish said impatiently: What to eat, your sister's lesson is not big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman! ?

20) There are no gifts for this Mid-Autumn Festival. Send a message to bless you, sing with you healthily and happily, and good luck will not leave you. Let me tell you, the god of wealth followed you and gave you all the money and jewels. A happy life belongs to you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Mid-Autumn Festival Jokes (Popular Edition)

1) Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, family reunion; Sweet-scented osmanthus is auspicious, and Chang 'e sent Fu Mei for thousands of years; May you have a happy home; Have a wonderful month and get together; If the career goes well, the whole family will always be happy and safe. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2) The Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright on the moon, and China celebrates reunion at home and abroad, with all directions singing in unison, singing group congratulations songs and drinking a cup of concentric wine, which makes the Chinese people resound around the world.

3) One day, my girlfriend said to her boyfriend, I wish you loved me like football. ? Boyfriend immediately replied:? That won't do. I can break one every week. ?

4) In court-Judge: Quiet! Be quiet! If anyone makes such a scene, I'll throw him out! Defendant: Wow ~! Ah! Ah ~ ha ~ ah ah ah ah! Hey ~! Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

The old sheep growled at the lamb. What, you're going to marry a wolf, don't you know that wolves are well-known bad things, lamb? Of course I know, but he said he would change everything for me. How exciting and romantic it is! ?

6) The Mid-Autumn Festival is here! Every handsome boy and pretty girl who has a certain position in my heart will send a short message worth RMB 10 cents! Congratulations! I will invite you to a five-star hotel tomorrow! Watch people eat! Please bring your own napkin to avoid drooling and getting wet! I wish you all a good time! Happy flow!

7) Dear users: After verification, most of the short messages you send to the opposite sex are suspected of sexual harassment. Please bring your own bench to the nearest police station for education tomorrow, or you will suspend your SMS function!

8) It's really hard to reach you. I can't leave my house. Before I learned to surf the Internet, I learned to be invisible. I can only tell you by SMS that it's Mid-Autumn Festival, so eat more moon cakes!

9) Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Due to the economic crisis, life is tight, so we have to draw cakes to satisfy our hunger. Please prepare a pen, a piece of paper and a moon cake for me. Address: Moon Palace. Recipient: Chang 'e MM or Yutu GG.

10) Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; As soon as you dress up, the universe will marvel at the beauty. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

1 1) Little fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

12) Do you know? Sister Chang 'e told me in my dream last night that on August 15, the lonely Tian Peng Yuan Shuai will attack Guanghan Palace again. The solution is to bring moon cakes and meditate under the moon? Pigs? You are happy for the Mid-Autumn Festival 500 times!

13) Not many people know about Tang Bohu, and Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Second Junior Brother, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace.

14) If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

15) Recruitment Enlightenment: The demand for moon cakes in Mid-Autumn Festival is in short supply this year, and Gong Yue Pastry Factory urgently recruits production workers. The person who replies to this message can be hired as a skilled craftsman in the Moon Palace with a high salary, and the working environment is first-class in three circles, and there is a chance to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with the factory director Chang 'e.

16) again? Strike hard? This season. Secretary Gao took the director to a police meeting. The meeting began, and the director with low educational level read aloud according to the manuscript written by Gao Mi. Do you want to fight wolves (hard) for all kinds of criminals who affect social order? At this point, Gao Shuji was anxious and hurriedly reminded the secretary: No? Wolf? Because it should be less? Hard, the audience laughed constantly, and the director stared at Secretary Gao seriously, and immediately everyone demanded: Not at all. Want it? Wolf? Wolf? Ground combat?

17) A man and a woman are talking about romance and waste in the office. M: What exactly is romance? Woman: You have to send her a hundred roses when you know she doesn't love you. Then what is waste? Woman: When you know that she loves you, you should send her a hundred roses.

18) Mid-Autumn Festival, people get together, everyone loves this day, and it's fun! Remember your heart day and night and build your home from generation to generation!

19) The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright and written in harmony with the tide. The beauty of the green hills shines in the splendor, and the silver sand is hazy and bright. Thousands of people make wine poems happy, and thousands of people admire the moon and draw pictures. Tonight, the world cherishes the time and enjoys Kyushu.

20) The red flag is fluttering, and China is new. Geng Yin's vicissitudes of life painting, Mid-Autumn weather song. Chang 'e poured osmanthus wine, and Cuiju made clouds. The sun rises and the river is blue.

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