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Ask for some funny messages during the Spring Festival.

1. Lucky message to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger.

The Year of the Ox has passed, and all animals come to you. When the tiger trembles, it is calling for good luck. When the tiger smiles, happiness is broadcast. Come and join us. You are the king in the Year of the Tiger. Run as fast as you can, you are the most beautiful in the Year of the Tiger! Happy spring festival!

2. Auspicious information for friends in the Year of the Tiger.

People have lived all their lives. Laughing is better than frowning. Don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you don't have money. Take care of yourself in leisure and have fun every day. If you have tasted the ups and downs, you have not lived in vain! I wish you a happy Year of the Tiger!

3. Auspicious information for friends in the Year of the Tiger.

One two three four five, go up the mountain to tease the tiger. Shake your head, eat and wear; Touch the tiger's leg and get a monthly salary increase; Pat the tiger on the back, the deposit is ten times; Kissing the tiger's mouth makes life taste good. Happy Year of the Tiger!

Whisper to your boyfriend on Valentine's Day

Honey, this year is the year of the tiger. I want to tell you kindly: love tigers! (*∩_∩*)!

5. whisper to your boyfriend on valentine's day

Honey, I'm kissing my wife O (∩ _ ∩) O Today is Valentine's Day. Besides wishing you health and happiness, my wife sent you three kisses. The shelf life is one day. Please use it effectively!

6. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

Wife, I am my dear husband (* ∩ _ ∩ *). Today is Valentine's Day. My husband gave you three wishes, big or small. The shelf life is one day, and it cannot be redeemed. Please use them effectively!

7. Auspicious information for friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Attention! The secret code of the Year of the Tiger has changed: the heavenly king covers the land, and the Year of the Tiger is safe. Why are you blushing? You are very healthy! Why is it yellow again? I put on sunscreen! Congratulations! Congratulations! Get rich! Get rich!

8. Auspicious information for friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Looking at the tiger horizontally is a blessing, and the distance is different. I don't know the true face of Hushan, I am only in Fushan! Spring Festival is coming, I wish you: blessed by birth, enjoy the blessing of the tiger!

9. Auspicious information for friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Today is Spring Festival and Valentine's Day. I sincerely wish you a thriving sesame blossom, colorful work and a healthy and happy life!

10. Lucky message to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

Affection is the glory of life, the number I can't help dialing, the cup of tea I want to drink in my leisure time, and the concern I never forget when I am busy. May my brothers and sisters be prosperous and prosperous in the Year of Tiger!

1 1. Whisper to my girlfriend on Valentine's Day

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. On the road of life, I wish us a cheerful mood and a bright future!

12. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: I won't let you be cold, I won't let you be hungry, I won't let you be wronged and I won't let you cry! Baby, love you! #^_^#

13. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

Want to make your quilt and cover it for you; I want to be your pillow and bury you with tenderness; I want to be your towel and stick your cheek next to it every day ... Happy Valentine's Day, dear!

14. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

All my thoughts and ideas, past, present and future, only come down to one voice and one tone. If it rings, it can only be: I love you!

15. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

I will love you with my life, care for you with my body temperature, and create happiness for you with everything I have! Love you forever!

16. Lucky SMS to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

Go to Beijing and get drunk; Look at the salary card, happy; Look on the train, it's full; Go home and see, reunion; Go to your house and have a look. Very rich. Happy Spring Festival, my old friend!

17. Lucky SMS to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

In the Year of the Tiger, the lucky star shines high, and I will send you a tiger skin plaster: a medicine always smiles; Two drugs and a lot of money; Three kinds of medicine, wonderful life; Four medicines, father and son, filial piety; Five drugs are young and not old; Finally, send a big red envelope, which gets better every year!

18. Lucky SMS to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

The galloping train carried away the wandering wanderers, and the cattle went to the tiger for another year. The firecrackers on New Year's Eve made people cry. Wine glasses touch, gongs and drums ring, fireworks open, and children are sad all over the world. There is only one way: Happy New Year, parents!

19. Lucky SMS to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

When the new year comes, it will make a fortune. The old cow brought the tiger. Last year, the bull market was soaring. This year, the tiger is transported all over the world, another year, and the tiger jumps over the year! I wish you a happy new year and a happy family!

20. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Senior officials are not as good as Kochi, Kochi is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness. The Year of the Tiger is here. I wish you happiness every day!

2 1. Lucky message to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

A pound of peanuts and a pound of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom every day!

22. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

Love is a book, and we are the authors. Let's finish it and taste it together. The more you taste, the stronger your interest, the more you taste, and the more memorable you are!

23. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

I must do a few things every day: I miss you as soon as I wake up, I dream of you as soon as I fall asleep, I take a photo and look at you, and I kiss you quietly in my heart!

24. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

I think I will always be happy, so happy all my life; I think I will always be happy, so happy for a lifetime. Why are you so happy? Just because you are my wife!

25. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

I hope our love will last longer than lovers, be more loving than husband and wife, become a part of each other's spirit and flesh, never give up and love each other forever!

26. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

The days together are very dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Honey. I can't accompany you on Valentine's Day. I'll make it up to you!

27. Whispers to send girlfriends on Valentine's Day

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach. =^_^= !

28. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

New Year wishes all friends in the world: a comfortable job, a generous salary, a warm bed, intimate friends, a caring heart, everything goes well, always happy, everything goes well!

29. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Nourish your stomach with shark's fin and bird's nest, wash your lungs with fresh air, let the bright sunshine wipe your back, find a group of friends to get drunk, sleep like a cat, and forget the fatigue of crossing the world! Happy new year!

30. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

I wish you in the new year, get rich and set foot on Marlboro, make a career in Hongtashan, love more than Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China!

3 1. Lucky message to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

The leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official wealth accompanies you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink, the fortune covers you, and only you win the prize!

32. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. I don't mind 10 for 8, and180,000 is ok. If not, you can send a text message. Happy new year!

33. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Bought all the tickets, paid all the bonuses, saved all the wages and packed all the luggage. Are you excited to go home? You will still miss me during the Spring Festival. These blessings are sent to you in advance!

34. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Harmony 20 10 train has arrived. Please take your happiness bag, board the security door, get into the wishful car, sit in the auspicious seat, turn on the Hongyun channel, watch the financial resources and arrive at the terminal reunion station. I wish you a happy heart!

35. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

On the occasion of the new year, my wife and I extend our holiday greetings to you and your family, and wish you a happy new year, successful career and happy family!

36. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

The new year is coming, have a big meal; Drink less and eat more vegetables; Out of reach, stand up; Some people respect, some people play tricks; Can't eat, bring it back!

37. Whisper to your boyfriend on Valentine's Day

Tell you seven ways to live a happy life: miss me more, contact me more, dream about me more, care about me more and pity me more. Also, the most important thing is to be with such a good me forever!

38. Whisper to your boyfriend on Valentine's Day

Baby # _ #, although we can't be together on Valentine's Day, I want you to know that my heart has never gone far ... Love you = _ =!

39. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

The old road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call! Baby, call me!

40. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe. Because I still have you around!

4 1. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

Dear husband: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, she will put a handful of vegetables in the vase at home!

42. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you!

43. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

44. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

One second surprises you, one minute touches you, one hour romanticizes you, one day warms you, one month warms you, one year is happy, and I love you all my life!

45. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

The phone call made me breathless, and the text message was soft when I pressed it. I'll give it to you at both ends in three days, and I'll walk with you until my legs are short What's the point of being mean and flattering? You take over the rest of your life!

46. Whispers to girlfriends on Valentine's Day

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. Baby = _ =, I give you happiness!

47. Whisper to your boyfriend on Valentine's Day

God asked me what my "favorite" was. I said, when I sent this message, the first person I saw was my favorite! Did you get a look at him? =^_^= !

48. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Everyone will send the same text message to celebrate the New Year. I insist on originality: I think the most important thing in life is not money, but true friends. The first thing this year is to care about friends. Did you defecate today?

49. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Did you have a good New Year? Are you in a good mood in the New Year? Do you like the New Year? Do you get enough sleep in the new year? Did the tiger bully you these two days? Have birds robbed you of your food these two days? Are you used to reading short messages with your mobile phone in your arms? !

50. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Rich people love to indulge in debauchery, those who have no money are forced to be slaves, those who owe money lie and escape, those who love money are willing to sacrifice, those who hate money have mental problems, and those who want money desperately press their mobile phones. You think this is an ATM!

5 1. Lucky message to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

People in rivers and lakes, involuntarily; People in marriage, love can not extricate themselves; People in officialdom can't live without words; People in the unit can't help themselves; People in this world are involuntarily; Life is helpless, where to go; Enjoy life and be kind to yourself! Happy new year!

52. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

As long as the song is still there, life will not be sad; As long as faith remains, bad luck becomes helpless; As long as happiness exists, life is colorful; As long as friends are still there, send a message to send sincere concern!

53. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

A thousand people have passed by, and I can clearly tell your footsteps, because 999 people stepped on the earth and you stepped on my heart. They are passers-by who pass by me in a hurry, and you are the most important friend in my life! Happy new year!

54. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

There is one thing I have been afraid to tell you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: in fact, you are so cute, just like a little white tiger!

55. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

I may forget the people I laughed with; I will never forget the people I cried with. Happy new year, my friends and I are in trouble!

56. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this warm day, I often think of the years in * * *. Happy New Year! May all your wishes come true!

57. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

The Year of the Tiger is here. I wish you good luck, wealth, life, career, health, mood and time, and all the best! Tiger spirit is soaring!

58. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Spring returns to the earth, and the year of the tiger has a tiger spirit; The road in 2009 is over, and all the pains and joys along the way will become beautiful memories. In the new year, get more wealth in a more prosperous economy! Healthy, happy and happy!

59. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Ring the bell of the new year and enter the era of the Year of the Tiger; Treat work like a plow tiger, and talk about dedication like a milk tiger; Strong-willed as a tiger, dare to fight and fight like a tiger; I want to be the old yellow tiger of the motherland, and I want more tigers in China!

60. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

I went to the market to do new year's goods, and met Brother Hu. Wearing happy flowers, carrying auspicious boxes, wearing wishful shoes, humming auspicious songs, shouting Tiger Brother's blessing to me, I said to him, "Everyone is a tiger in the Year of the Tiger"!

6 1. Lucky message to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

I'm ugly. At the beginning of the new year, at the entrance of Xinghua Village, the shepherd boy is riding a tiger, and he likes to walk in the spring. The flute is crisp and long: wealth and auspiciousness accompany you, and success and auspiciousness are in your hands, making an altar of apricot blossom happiness wine. I wish you health and happiness forever!

62. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

No matter where you are in the world, no matter what ups and downs you are experiencing in life, you should always remember to go home, no matter whether you have money or not, you must go home for the New Year!

63. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Passion is like fire, it is really a tiger; Happiness is like a mountain, a real tiger; Talent is rare, a real tiger; Constantly innovating, a real tiger; China has you, tiger. My blessing falls from the sky, please look at the tiger!

64. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Tiger spirit brings good luck and welcomes the arrival of peace and happiness in the New Year. Tianyu sends Ruixiang home. 20 10, opportunities and challenges coexist. I wish you a step-by-step promotion in your work and prosperous fortune!

65. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

I wish you a prosperous life and a sweet life; Love tigers and have dreams; Working tiger, full of energy; A career tiger has a head start; The future is a tiger and there is hope; Spend money to buy a tiger. When you are young, you care about the tiger and be as healthy as a tiger!

66. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Jade mouse went to heaven with disaster, and Hu Jin set foot on the earth. The frozen earthquake becomes a memory, and the Olympic spirit will be passed down forever. Firecrackers, gongs and drums bid farewell to the old year and celebrate mother's 60th birthday. All Chinese people wish: a peaceful country and a peaceful people for a thousand years!

67. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

After receiving the news, don't panic, let alone call the police. At this point, during the Year of the Tiger, after many investigations, we unanimously recommended you as the next successor to "pull the lamp". Annual salary: good luck, tiger spirit!

68. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Tips: During the Chinese New Year, you should drink less, eat more vegetables, smoke less, sleep more, play less cards and spend more time with your family. ...

69. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

2009 came and took away countless feelings and memories; The arrival of 20 10 has brought countless hopes and happiness. Happy new year, I wish you happiness and good luck in the new year!

70. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Happy new year! I wish your career is like a crab, which will be red as soon as it is fried; I wish your friend, like Cao Cao, will arrive at once; I wish you great success in your study. I sincerely wish you a happy life!

7 1. Lucky message to friends during the Spring Festival of the Year of the Tiger

Send you a text message, and it will be "new" when you receive it; With sincere wishes, understanding is "new"; With thoughtful greetings, moving is "new"; The Spring Festival is coming, and happiness is "new". Happy spring festival!

72. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Life is like traveling, while watching the scenery, while drifting; Work is like eating, sometimes you have no appetite, and sometimes you have a big meal; Spring Festival is like playing house, make yourself happy, make yourself happy; Happy new year!

73. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Over the past year, you have made a fortune, and even the cowhide has been blown fresh and refined; In the coming year, you are so powerful that you can even touch the tiger's ass. Happy new year!

74. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Optimists see hope in anxiety, cheerful people look for opportunities in setbacks, and smart people choose to struggle in adversity. I wish you a smoother and stronger New Year. Happy New Year!

75. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

Love is more important than life, freedom is more important than love, happiness is more important than freedom, health is more important than happiness, life is more important than health, and happiness will last forever in the new year!

76. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

The new year is coming, and I am determined to abandon you. Don't blame me for being cruel. We're together, and I'm miserable, and so are you. Parting is the best choice. Farewell, please!

77. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

If you can't be the sun, you will be the brightest star; If you can't be the road, you will be the most beautiful road; If you can't be a marshal, be the bravest soldier; If you can't become a celebrity, you will be an ordinary citizen. You can do anything as long as you are happy. Happy spring festival!

78. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

The Spring Festival is coming, no matter where you wander, please remember that there is always another heart beating with you, giving you hope, strength, blessing and warm sunshine. Happy new year!

79. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

May my blessing shine like an oriole and your future spread its wings like an egret! Happy new year, joy and joy!

80. Auspicious message to friends in the Year of the Tiger.

In addition to cleaning during the Spring Festival! There must be no worries about cleaning the glass in the new year. There must be no bad luck in cleaning the glass in the new year. The cause of cleaning the stove must be smoother and the troubles must be safe and sound!