Exaggerated humor and funny classic sentences

Praise people's humor and funny classic sentence 1 1) Exchange your own efforts for success and live your true self!

2) Seeing other women after meeting you is like insulting your eyes!

3) Beautiful girls are born with beauty. White skin, big eyes, delicate nose, full mouth and lovely "uninvited scroll" constitute a natural and beautiful picture.

4) Clear and bright pupils, curved arch eyebrows, long eyelashes trembling slightly, white and flawless skin showing a faint pink color, and thin lips as delicate as rose petals.

5) If she is young, how can she be born with such a figure and a beautiful face?

6) Look quietly and quietly, looking back at the waves, like a pretty Jiangnan woman; But there is a trace of stubborn ripples, and with the charm of the northern daughter.

7) Clear water produces hibiscus, which is naturally carved. -Li Bai: "After the chaos, Tian En Liu Yelang recalled the past and gave Jiang the prefect, so that he could be slaughtered."

8) She is also a beauty. What impressed me most about this girl is that there is a stunning beauty between her brow beyond her age. The faint arch eyebrows are decorated clearly and carefully, and the long eyelashes shine like two small brushes, which makes people feel harsh and beautiful. A pair of big eyes are so smart.

9) Long black hair, often draped over the shoulders, is slightly feminine, and sometimes it is loosely counted, showing a different style. Suddenly, it becomes cute from maturity, which makes freshmen love pity. The white skin is like an egg that has just been shelled, and the big eyes blink as if talking. The small red lips and the white skin are more distinct. A pair of small dimples are evenly distributed on both sides of the cheeks, smiling shallowly, dimples.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

2) Interpretation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

3) After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

4) Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to be your boss.

5) Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are banned from broadcasting pornographic content.

6) Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

7) Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

8) People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

9) When winter came, no one knitted me a scarf, so I bought one myself.

10) On the train, a white woman and a black woman are breast-feeding their baby. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too."

1 1) Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

12) We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend.

13) I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

14) Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

15) You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

16) If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent, too.

17) How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

18) phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

19) I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

20) Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

2 1) It's not terrible to die. What's terrible is that you dare not die.

22) I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

23) The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream with fragrant contents all night, and I woke up the next morning but I couldn't remember it at all!

24) Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.

25) If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

26) I wanted to let the paper plane take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.

27) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will count myself as a rogue!

28) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

29) Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

30) If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

3 1) I won't bend over if money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

32) Comfort others, but you can't comfort yourself after all.

33) God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

34) When there is no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

3 1) eyes are like elves. You are cute, likable, lovable, beautiful and charming, with curved eyebrows, small cherry mouth, big eyes, gentle, kind, simple and charming smile and fair face.

2) Good-hearted, nice people, all beautiful women.

3) Women are born with beauty.

4) The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

5) Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase.

6) What about the future? Step by step, you will become your own king!

7) It's so bleak and simple, and an unspeakable love suddenly rises in my heart.

8) I said seriously, "You are the person I have ever met who makes me reluctant to leave." .

9) Seeing you, I feel that nothing is not beautiful, because you embellish everything with your beauty.

10) Flowers don't bloom when the sun is shining; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love;

1 1) You skipped in. A red coat with a tight belt looks so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

12) Your elegant manners, charming and handsome appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

13) You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

14) If a girl is beautiful, praise her: You are beautiful.

15) if a girl is not beautiful, praise her: you are elegant.

16) if a girl is neither beautiful nor temperamental, praise her: you are cute.

17) If a girl is neither beautiful nor elegant nor cute, praise her: You are very distinctive.

18) If there is no special feature, you can tell her that you can jump into the river.

I see your nobility in your speech and your beauty in your manners.

20) The traffic accident just now was all because of you!

Exaggerated humor and funny classic sentence 4 1. Are you the goddess of ivory carving, generous and dignified? Gentle and quiet, all of which make men deeply admire.

I don't think it's appropriate to describe you with a smiling face. You should use spring flowers.

3, you are a thousand glasses of wine, how can I not get drunk.

I don't believe anyone will give up the motherland for beauty. When I saw you, I immediately understood.

5. See your beauty from your manners.

6. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! !

7. During the day, you are beautiful in the crowd; At night, I have your sweet smile in my dream. Knowing you is the pride of my life!

8. Your gentle fingertips gently touch my heartstrings. The melody of love fills the whole world and makes us intoxicated!

9. You are so cold and simple, and an unspeakable love suddenly rises in my heart.

10, you are gentle as water, and your smile drives me crazy.

1 1, the traffic accident just now was all because of you!

12, there are many people who look good on the surface, but you are the only one who looks as good as appearance.

13, I don't need your tenderness, let alone your pity, because your tenderness is like water, and water can drown people!

14, although you are slender and petite, you are very powerful and truly spiritual!

15, I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract.

16, it's better to cross the road quickly, or there will be traffic jams!

17, that kind of steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be careful.

18, your oval face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

19, if my mother had a daughter-in-law like you, she wouldn't worry about her grandson being ugly!

20. Although you are slender and petite, you speak softly, but you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty!

2 1, you are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, which makes men admire you deeply.

22. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

23. Last time my mother saw your photo, she said that this little girl was so beautiful but her eyes were not good that she could have a crush on my son.

24. You came to me slowly: a brown-green spring shirt with white lace at the neckline.

25. You are wearing a purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it really flies like a small butterfly. The color is nice and soft.

Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

27, your melon face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

28. There is definitely no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is hidden by you.

29. Your beauty makes all girls jealous.

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said so firmly.

3 1, after knowing you, looking at other women is like insulting your eyes!

You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you.

33. People who have met you say that I am superficial, and falling in love only depends on my face value.

34. Baby, can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

35. I think I am superficial, so I have a crush on you.

Exaggerated humorous classic sentence 5 1, don't put all the meat on the plate in the child's mouth. Don't spend all your family money on decorating your room and husband. Don't put all your energy into your work. Don't leave your name alone on the planned holiday gift list.

If people don't have dreams, they will be blind at night.

3. Putting it down is a difficult problem. Indeed, there are too many things and ideas in the world that we can't control. It's hard to let go, so we need to practice. It is difficult to let go, but it is not impossible. At least we can let go of the worst, such as hatred, sadness, suspicion, jealousy and pain, so that we have room to bear ... don't kill me just because I am strong.

You do open your eyes, but you don't necessarily look with your heart.

5. In love, we are all insecure people, because we care too much, and we are all afraid of losing.

6. Sometimes, smiling faces just don't want you to worry or feel sad. But actually, I'm not as strong as you think.

7, the most curious award: I don't know why humans want to get married, let's study it together!

8. The most direct prize: let me be buried in your ancestral grave!

9. Most Direct Selling Award: Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?

10, the most tender award: like, is a touch of love. Love is deep love.

1 1, life is a very hard process, so we naturally don't need to complicate it.

12. Work is a part of life, not the whole thing. Although I said I spent a lot of time thinking about work, I got a life.

13, everyone sees the world they believe, not the real world.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Your voice is so clear that it can melt a sincere heart.

2, the angel's appearance, the devil's figure. Never say the opposite!

He has shown outstanding talent since he was a child.

This tie suits you very well. It must be expensive, right?

Your daughter is so beautiful that she looks just like you.

6. You are a glimpse in my heart and an indelible beauty in my heart.

7, tender as water, charming language. Stunning clothes are outstanding, and the bone image should be mapped.

8. You are like the top West Lake Longjing. A touch of bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste, the better it tastes.

9. You are the most capable friend I know.

10, from you, I know what intelligence is. You can teach me when you have the opportunity.

1 1, the spring breeze at the waist, the bird walks with the fragrance.

12, conversation in spring, cloud pile; Cherry blossoms bloom on the lips, and pomegranate teeth are fragrant.

You are as beautiful as a fairy.

14, you can see your nobility from your words and your beauty from your manners.

15, the girl in the building played the violin, and she sighed for a long time.

16, this woman is not a person, like a fairy.

17 You are always so clean and tidy. At first glance, he is a person who loves life and has cultivation.

18, I think you are good-looking, handsome, well-proportioned, better than Wu Pan 'an, and have a crush on Wu Zetian!

19, your figure pulls me, and my eyes stay for you.

20. Your dimple seems to have something to say. Tell me quietly.

2 1, I will tell you who is the most beautiful. Just wake up in the morning and see yourself in the mirror. The people in the mirror are the most beautiful. Believe in yourself.

22. Zhao Yan has many beautiful women, and this beautiful woman is Yan Ruyu.

23. You are brave and have enough trust in the world.

24. I am not Picasso, but you are a godsend.

25. You give the impression that you are by no means an ordinary person.

26. You are full of the innocence of a girl and the elegance of youth.

27. Eyebrows are like jade feathers, muscles are like snow, waist is like a bundle, and teeth are like shells.

28. You don't need watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be affectionate and charming.

29. Your son/daughter is really clever.

30. How do you keep such a perfect figure?

3 1, has anyone noticed that Yue girl with a face of white jade, humble and poor, alone by the river, washing silk? .

32. Kong persuaded Zhou Yu, but he may not be able to talk to you. Your hearty laughter proves that you are an optimist. You must be a healthy and long-lived person.

33. You are a bright moon in the mountains, and the south wind is not as gentle as you.

34, Gome, beautiful flowers, bright eyes, Emei light sweep.

35. If you don't understand, ask, is the fairy you?

36. My Fair Lady is as beautiful as a flower.

37. Close the moon and feel ashamed of flowers, sink fish and fall in love with the countryside, and be gentle and graceful.

38, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless!

39. You have a good eye. This product is our latest product. You took it off at once!

You are so beautiful when you cry, you know that?

4 1, clever smile, beautiful eyes.

42. I hope you are ugly, because then I can feel at ease.

43. I am cow dung, you are a flower, you are tofu, and I am scum. We were a family 300 years ago.

44. Your standing posture and outstanding appearance can show your talent of "learning to be rich in five cars"!

45, a stranger is like jade, and a son is unparalleled.

46. Skin is like frozen fat, which will be broken when blown, as smooth as silk and as flexible as reed!

47. You are really successful in your family and career, which is very enviable.

48. Your smile can steal other people's souls.

49, magnificent and elegant, stunning is hard to find.

50. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring.

5 1, I feel so stressed with you! Who made you so good! I hate you so much!

52, honey is sweet, sweet tenderness is not as good as you.

When the wind dried your hair, I was simply possessed.

54, beauty is more enchanting, autumn waters and snow.

55. You are really beautiful, with special temperament and beauty.

56, the candle is bright and fragrant, the painting is deep, and it is difficult to think.

57. Silence shines on the water like a beautiful flower and acts like a weak willow.

58. You came to my world, blossoming the flowers of hope for me and bearing the fruits of life. You healed the pain in my heart and took away my hatred.

59. This suit looks so handsome on you!

60, the eyebrows will fight for green, and the face will fight for red.

6 1, don't be angry, you are so beautiful.

62. It is rare for a courageous and capable leader like you to manage so many departments in good order and be so enthusiastic about his subordinates!

63. I hope my lover is as beautiful and fragrant as a peony, as clean as a lotus, as proud as a plum blossom and as blooming everywhere as a rose.

64. A graceful girl is ashamed and has no worries about her years.

65. With your light, I have seen a world I have never seen before.

66. How can God be so eccentric and concentrate all his advantages on you?

67, baby, you are so sweet, you must be an elf living in a honeypot!

68. In the suffering of thirst, your smile is a cup of herbal tea and a clear spring.

69. You are a person who has great confidence in yourself.

70. You are an extraordinary person.

7 1, is it only allowed to drink dew and not to eat?

72. Can you stop looking at beautiful women and please don't appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

73. Your honey love is the initiator of happiness, brewing sweetness.

74. When the Five Mountains come back, don't look at the mountains. Come back from Mount Tai, don't look at the mountain. Even if there are many beautiful women in the world, you won't look at them again.

As the leader of a company, I think you not only have a good mind, but also have a good popularity.

76. A man who learned from the world, swallowed the ambition of mountains and rivers, learned astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, and studied ancient and modern all night.

77. You are handsome and talented. Keep working hard and have a bright future.

78. It's so happy to see the fragments of a beautiful woman's life.

79. Looking back and smiling, the sixth house powder faded into nothing.

80. Beautiful shutter door, how quietly she leans against it, and how troubled her brow is! You may see bright tears on her cheeks now, but not the man she loves deeply.

8 1, I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots.

82. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.

You are really a great and kind mother!

There must be no moon today, because the moon's brilliance is covered by you.

Your long face is as beautiful as a crescent moon.

86, wearing a Jin Jue hairpin, waist Pei Cui Lang protection. The pearls are shining, and corals and pearls are interspersed.

87. Yesterday, the mountain was confused, and when I came, my clothes were on the clouds.

88. I see your nobility in your words.

89. A good woman is tender.

90, turn to the essence, smooth and beautiful. If you don't spit, you will be angry. Huarong is graceful, which makes me forget my meal.

9 1, don't charm me with gentle calls, don't charm me with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't make me suffer with affectionate eyes.

92. Well done! Your performance is very professional.

93. Your beauty releases energy.

94. When you look back and smile, my heart seems to have found a bosom friend. I think you are the person I have been looking for all my life.

95. Although others are young, they are smart. 10 adults can't compare with him. It is really a small weight that can lift one thousand kilograms.

96. What is this peerless little love?

97. Why are you so annoying? How can it be so watery and lovely? It's disgusting. I'm gonna lock you up.

98. Your clothes are very elegant and attractive.

99. Looking from a distance, if you work at sunrise; If you are forced to check it, it will burn like a wave. If you are surprised, if you are Youlong.

100, you are brilliant, so outstanding among many elites. Your talent is unparalleled.