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Tang Bohu's Tragic Fate in Ming Dynasty

Today, we talk about a painter from China. We are all familiar with him. It not only brought us a lot of joy, but also left many historical anecdotes and legends. This is Tang Bohu. Speaking of Tang Bohu, many people may think that Tang Bohu in the movie is like this. Indeed, Tang Bohu in the movie is an out-and-out Gao Fushuai. You see, he married eight wives and finally ordered Chou-heung to go home. He is simply a winner in life. But what is the real Tang Bohu like? Is the antonym of this version. You see, he was abandoned by his wife and the system, and finally he couldn't even eat, which was terrible. That's why TV plays are deceptive. Today, we will tell you what the real Tang Bohu is like. Let's talk about looks first. Degang Guo once said, he said that I have seen the portrait of Tang Bohu, but he is a fat man with a big beard, and he is not as good as me. In fact, this sentence is correct. Stephen Chow version of Tang Bohu, right Huaxi fishing hidden map. When Tang Bohu was young, his family opened a bar. As we all know, in ancient society, intellectuals and industry and commerce were the last level of commerce. His father is a businessman and thinks that since I am in such a low position, I can stop doing this for the whole family. I had to train a scholar, so when Tang Bohu was young, I sent him to school. Tang Bohu is also very competitive. When she was sixteen, she got a scholar. At the age of eighteen, she found the love of her life and started a small family. At that time, he was known as the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River with,, and. It can be said that his life is full of ambition. It seems that the film is not completely deceptive. However, the turning point occurred when Tang Bohu was 24 years old. Strangely, after his 24th birthday, Tang Bohu didn't. I don't know how bad his luck is, and it gets worse every day. First my parents died, then my sister died of illness, and then my wife gave birth to a child. She's with the baby. In a short year, Tang Bohu stayed alone in his bustling home. I finally pulled myself together, married my wife and began to prepare for the exam. A lot of things have happened. At the age of 28, I finally got forgiveness, which is equivalent to the first place in Jiangsu Province. Then he was going to Beijing to take an exam, so in the winter of the same year, he began to feel that God would not let me down. I happily packed my bags and prepared to go to Beijing for the exam. I didn't. Don't expect more tragic things to wait for him. Involved in a cheating case, his career ended. He met a man on the road, a very stupid teammate named Xu Jing. This man has a lot of money at home. As soon as he arrived in Beijing, he began to drag Tang Bohu around to visit these celebrities. Come, this is Zhang, this is Director Li, and this is Miss Wang. It doesn't matter if there is no visit this time. Tang Bohu was inexplicably involved in an exam cheating case. In the Ming and Qing Dynasties, cheating in exams was a very serious mistake. The emperor was furious and banned Xu Jing and Tang Bohu for life. God, Tang Bohu is so stupid. Look at Xu Jing next to him. Xu Jing is like a man with nothing to do. On the contrary, he thinks that it is nonsense to say that only reading is high and there is no such thing. It doesn't matter if I go home and inherit the family business. So when I got home, I began to travel around and told my children and grandchildren that I didn't have to study. In the end, Xu Jingjia really had a descendant, that is Xu Xiake, a very famous super donkey friend. But Tang Bohu is different. Their family used to do business, and originally wanted to call Tang Bohu a scholar. But now the only chance is blocked. Back to his hometown in Suzhou, Tang Bohu suffered from the eyes of his neighbors all the way. Oh, this is Tang Bohu, which is famous in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and then makes us feel ashamed. When I got home, my daughter-in-law saw her so down and out that she thought this man's career was gone. She thinks there is no future in life, and it's nothing to eat with you. So, I had a big fight with him, filed for divorce and ran away. Disappointed with life, she became a pornographic painter, and her daughter-in-law left again, leaving Tang Bohu alone. He felt desperate and went to Huajie and Liuxiang to buy wine every day. Finally, the money was gone, so I had to draw a little Huang Tu. We know that Tang Bohu can draw. Draw a little Huang Tu for some drinks.

It can be said that Tang Bohu in this period was just a tramp who painted erotic paintings for a living. During this period, Tang Bohu's painting entered a new stage, and he began to paint women. Many people know the change of Tang Bohu, because they think he paints beautiful women very well, and it feels as if he paints women very well. Is it because he is too romantic? But this is not the case. If you look at the women he painted carefully, they all feel lonely. What's more interesting is this. This woman is thin and weak, with small eyebrows and eyes. Tang Bohu's lines are also very delicate and smooth, which can completely outline her figure. And this seemingly preoccupied woman is actually holding a fan in her hand. Tang Bohu also wrote a poem in the painting, saying, "Qiu Lai is a wanfan collection." . Beauty is sentimental, please look closely at the world. Most of them don't pursue hot autumn. Who still uses fans? In fact, Tang Bohu compared himself with this fan that was shelved in the autumn wind. In this day and age, he is so redundant. Tang Bohu in this period probably understood what the naked world was. He hates the insolence of the world, but at the same time he retains this little bit, his persistence in his official career and his expectation of changing his destiny. You think, fans can still use it next summer. In fact, Tang Bohu is also waiting for the next summer. During this period, Tang Bohu painted women not because he was romantic. When he paints women, he paints himself. They are all the same, waiting alone. After nearly twenty years of waiting, Tang Bohu finally got the chance at the age of forty-five. God won't kill me, will he? But this has been an evil year. When he became emperor, his uncle Wang Ning spent a lot of money to invite Tang Bohu to the palace as his staff. Tang Bohu's hope was suddenly ignited, and the sky remained immortal. I packed my bags and went to Nanchang. It doesn't matter if there is, but I found a big secret. King Ning hired so many people for one thing: to seek power and usurp the throne. Scared Tang Bohu to think, how can I go out? And it's really no way back, so we have to play the fool, streaking in the street from time to time, molesting good women, making the whole Nanchang city restless. In the end, King Ning had no choice but to drive Tang Bohu away. Because of both losses, after the Wang Ning incident, he found that he had spent all his money and lost his reputation. In despair, his painting skills improved and he returned to Suzhou. His friend had to raise money and buy him a very shabby house outside the city to live in. Tang Bohu gave this shabby house a nice name, Taohua Temple. Do you still remember Tang Bohu's classic poem "A touch of autumn fragrance"? Taohuawu Taohuaan, Taohuaxian Taohuaxian competes for peach trees and drinks peach blossoms. When I was young, I felt happy, but it was not. T. what did he say? He is talking about a very poor life, that is, I am so poor that I have no food to eat, so I can only pick up some peaches, draw some small paintings and exchange money for wine. In order to keep the last trace of literati spirit in himself, Tang Bohu ruthlessly rejected Wang Ning and eventually became a soil-eating class. He was poor then. Look at all his letters to his friends. What does it mean not to smoke for three days? I haven't eaten for 72 hours, but the baby is not hungry. Bao Beijing rich girl Hu Yajiebao is really not hungry. Can you imagine that horror? However, it was when Tang Bohu was hit by the coldest blow that he painted the best picture of his life.

Like this. In the seemingly bleak scenery, Tang Bohu's heart is actually very humble and unhappy.

Dying, dying, dying, the days of poverty are passing day by day. I wonder how much the emperor has changed since the imperial examination case. Until the winter of Jiajing two years, when Tang Bohu was 53 years old, on a snowy night, 53-year-old Tang Bohu struggled to get up. When I was sick, I looked out of the window and thought that I might not see peach blossoms in the coming year, so I picked up a peach blossom note and wrote down the last stroke in my life: Born in death, if I die, it would be like a dead man, a dead man, wandering in a foreign land like this. He said that although death took me to the place where I died, it was no different from the dead, because there was no place where I belonged. You will find that this should be the last sigh of this romantic genius misunderstood by history in this world. The world is big, but there is no place for him to stand. After Tang Bohu's death, the family had no money to erect a monument for him. So his friends donated a tablet computer to him. This should be the proudest title of Tang Bohu in his life, the tomb of Tang Jieyuan. In fact, friends knew until his death that Tang Bohu still didn't get the share that the scholar refused to give up. He is in high spirits and cherishes his share of fame and fortune. Historical jokes, the screenwriter turned comedy god gave him talent and gave him countless jokes. Even the image of Gao Fushuai in his film and television plays is actually a joke of history. In the Ming Dynasty, there was a famous novelist named Feng Menglong, who wrote a novel "Tang became attached and smiled at marriage". Influenced by this novel, subsequent film and television dramas are basically like this. But you will find that behind his extremely funny image, it is actually Tang Bohu's very miserable life. He has been wandering and struggling between reality and ideal all his life. I believe that Tang Bohu's heart should be extremely painful. When we know the truth about Tang Bohu and look back at his poems, if flowers and wine are compared to chariots and horses, how can I be idle? Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.