Jokes in the vegetable market.

1, at the vegetable market, I asked a pepper seller, is your pepper spicy?

He immediately replied: "Spicy! My pepper can make you grin and sweat. " And he said, "I don't want money if it's not spicy!" "

I said, "I don't want spicy peppers."

He said, "Yes, these crooked peppers are not spicy at all. Straight, straight, straight, really spicy; Those crooked people "go around" in the Chili team. Are all in the name of spicy, is actually fooling people, very cunning ... "

Mom asked me to buy eggplant and come to the vegetable market. I said to the eggplant seller, "Your eggplant is too old and full of wrinkles."

Unexpectedly, the seller said confidently, "This is the most tender eggplant. Why are there wrinkles? Explain that it is still in a state of development. Once it develops well, its skin will be bare and bright. Where will there be wrinkles? "

I went to find another eggplant seller, and I said, "Your eggplant is too old, and there is not a wrinkle on the eggplant skin."

The peddler said unhappily, "You really have no common sense. You can't even tell the difference between a tender eggplant and an old eggplant. Is the wrinkled old man younger than the radiant little girl? "

Some people like fishing, but he can't catch any. On this day, he still didn't catch any. He put away his fishing rod and went home depressed.

Passing by the nearby vegetable market, he said to the fish seller, "Give me two catfish, the bigger one."

When the boss saw it was him, he said, "You'd better buy crucian carp."

He asked doubtfully, "Why?"

Boss: "Your wife came over this morning and said she wanted you to buy crucian carp today. She wants to make soup ... "

On the way to the vegetable market, my mother taught me: "Don't pay too much attention to looks when looking for a boyfriend. First of all, we should pay attention to morality and talent. There's nothing wrong with looks. Just look at your eyes. How can there be a perfect man? "

I was unhappy and replied, "You were very picky when you bought tomatoes just now. Isn't it better for me to find a boyfriend than for you to pick tomatoes? "