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How does Buddhism view the universe and evolution?

(1) The Buddha’s view of the universe 1. Volume 18 of the Chang Agama Sutra, Jambudvipa Tizhou Pin, records: “The center of our “one world” is Mount Sumeru, in the shape of a long pillar. It's shaped like a mountain, but it's big at both ends and small in the middle. This mountain plunges straight into the sea, with a distance of 672,000 kilometers into the water and 672,000 kilometers out of the water (one yojana is equivalent to 80 miles)." The "Buddhist Sutra" also clearly declares that the earth came first, and then humans. , then a "big storm" blew into the sea water 6,720,000 miles deep, and the sun and moon floated out, rotating around "Sumi Mountain". Hahaha~ It turns out that this "Mount Sumeru" is so big, and the sun and moon rotate around "Mount Sumeru"? Hahaha ~ The Buddhist scriptures also say: "The world is supported by five wheels, from bottom to top: the wind formed in the void forms a "wind wheel"; golden clouds float on the wind wheel, and the clouds are born. The rain condenses into a "water wheel." The water condenses into a golden wheel, and the earth floats on it, which is the "earth wheel." The twelfth description of "Original Origin Product": The sun turned out to be a palace and revolved around the earth. The city of the sun is 2,040 miles square; the city of the moon is 1,960 miles long and high. The throne of the "Sun King" has a radius of 20 miles and is surrounded by countless gods. The light from the "Sun King" shines on the earth through palaces and cities. The city walls of the moon are square and appear round when viewed from a distance. The "Moon King" sits in the Qibao Palace, 20 miles away, and is accompanied by countless gods. The inside and outside of the moon are clear, and the light shines far away. Because the moon is obscured by the blue sky, it looks round and imperfect... (Similar ancient Indian ideas are everywhere in the Buddhist scriptures...) (2) "Theory of human evolution" in the Buddhist scriptures 1 Regarding Buddhism’s “light and sound heaven transformed into human beings”, the Buddhist scriptures say that when there were no humans on the earth at that time, there was no land on the surface of the earth, it was all sea water, and there was no sun, no moon, no stars, no day and night, no years and months. As the days change, there is only long and boundless darkness. Later, for some reason, land appeared on the earth, and a kind of "light and sound heavenly being" was born on the earth. Because there was no sun at that time, this "heavenly being" made his own light, and then made a living by eating the fertilizer of the earth. , eating and eating, the genders of men and women changed, and there were sexual activities between men and women. In order not to be seen, they started to build houses, etc. The content is very funny, much funnier than the current children's cartoons. . 2 Such a funny cartoon is originally a strange and pathological thought of the ancient Indians in their backward and ignorant period. It is really absurd. The Indian peninsula, surrounded by the sea on three sides and the barrier of the Himalayas on one side, is isolated from the world, has a hot climate, and the people live in extreme poverty. Since ancient times, it has been home to lazy people with unique folk religions, superstitious stories, and funny asceticism. This was originally nothing, but after Buddhism spread to China, a group of "Buddhists" believed in this strange Indian story and quoted it one after another. However, if human beings are really born like this, then the Buddhist teachings such as the "cause and condition" of all dharmas and the "emptiness" of all things will be exposed to self-contradiction...