Jokes with health knowledge

Man: Honey, I'm back. Let's eat chicken wings tonight.

Woman: You still want to eat chicken wings. I just read a news in the newspaper that chicken wings are the place with the most hormones in chickens!

Man: Then eat pork.

Woman: Great. I still eat pork. Yesterday, I just heard that there are illegal traders selling fake meat!

Son: It's not good to eat vegetables without meat.

Woman: I heard that there are too many pesticides on food to wash off!

M: Then you can only eat rice.

Woman: Rice? How can there be rice without bleach now, huh? !

M: It seems that we can only drink the northwest wind.

Son: Yes.

Woman: Northwest wind? It is said that all the blowing is automobile exhaust.

Son: ......

Male: ......