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The glory of the king, which heroes do you hate most?

There is an old saying in the game world that you are not afraid of god-like opponents, but you are afraid of pig-like teammates. Many times, we lose the game not because we are inferior to others, but because of our stupid teammates. Playing the glory of the king without being blown up by teammates is a very good psychological quality. Next, let's take a look at the heroes that brain-dead teammates often choose. It will be chilling for teammates to choose these heroes when they enter the game!

Whenever my teammates choose Huang Zhong, I'm ready to play for half an hour! Every teammate came in and chose Huang Zhong, and began to develop without saying a word. Small-scale group battles in wild areas do not participate, and Huang Zhong only cares about development because he can't see anything. In the mid-term team battle, regardless of teammates, he drove a big artillery company to bomb the soldiers twice and then retreated. I didn't react until the other side was pushed to the high ground. Oh, it's time for the regiment, and then I'll stay at home and guard the fort. If you see a teammate playing with Huang Zhong, he won't come to join the group until the wind blows. Even if the wind blows, he will only leave the house open. Every time a teammate hits Huang Zhong, he can stay at home until midnight snack!

Gao Jianli, an ATM out of control. As long as my teammates choose Gao Jianli, my head will be big! As a crispy assistant mage, every time a teammate plays, he just rushes to see him off. Why don't other teammates keep up after the delivery? Does Gao Jianli have to go up and finish the output? Can't you observe the position of your teammates first? I can only say that my teammates chose Gao Jianli!

Keep your promise, magic shooter. As long as the hero is on the opposite side, he can become a sharpshooter, knocking off the head of a devil 800 miles away and beating us to a screeching halt. But whenever a teammate is elected, we must be prepared for four wars and five wars, because there will be one less person in the team battle! Every time I just aim at the back, I can't hit a single shot. Even if I miss it, even ordinary people can't hit it, and the line will not go astray when it explodes. I've been aiming and delivering the head, aiming and delivering the head from beginning to end. .......................................................................................

Seeing that my teammates chose the story of Diusim, I was relieved, because I was ready to surrender. Our story of diusim is always empty, and the opposite line has been blown up; In the mid-term team battle, a second skill rushed into the crowd, and even the big move could not be opened and was taken away directly. The story of teammates choosing diusim is a nightmare!

The hero who is most afraid of being selected by his teammates is Li Bai, Zi Jianxian! It's true. I'm afraid to see it! Whenever my teammates choose a Li Bai, I dare not look directly at their operation. It's spicy eyes! In addition to playing wild monsters, you can release big moves, and the rest of the time has never been unlocked. From the wild area to the online, gank rushed to the opposite side without saying a word. Without reaction from the opposite side, he manually released the third paragraph and returned to the origin at the speed of light. Look at the opposite and teammates stupidly. This is Li Bai's joke! The four of us play a league, and Li Bai either brushes the wild or takes the belt. When the belt killed a super ghost, he said, "Bai, a hero, how can he be hurt so lightly!" " I really beg my teammates not to choose Li Bai again, and the King's Canyon is peaceful!

I personally hate Hou Yi and Han Xin. Once the teammates enter the game, choose the second. I think it's very close, and I'm likely to lose. There is also a saying that there are nine pits in ten Han Xin, so we are afraid of encountering pits. Therefore, they are afraid to see those who choose Han Xin come second. There is also the second choice of Hou Yi, which is even more pit. Because Hou Yi is the hero of the rotten street, there are more people trapped. Seeing this alternative is basically hopeless.

Personally, I hate Joe and Da Qiao.

Xiao Qiao's two skills, two skills: sweet love for the wind

This is Xiao Qiao's control skill, summoning a gust of wind at a designated position to cause damage to the enemy and blow it away. When flying the enemy, you can improve the hit rate of one skill, and hitting one or two skills at the same time can cause high damage to the enemy.

Sometimes he was about to put his skills to control the other side, but Xiao Qiao directly hit the other side with his second skill, cleverly escaped his attack, met a stronger hero and was directly killed.

Da Qiao is a great god if he plays well, and a pit if he plays badly. But sometimes he has bad luck. If you meet Joe who can't play well, I'll send you back when I enlarge the trick and send you back when I kill the dough.

Especially after I used Zhaojun once and magnified it twice to kill the residual blood on the opposite side, my teammate Da Qiao sent me back directly and killed the opposite side with one move.

Therefore, when playing the king in the future, I saw that my teammates chose these two heroes in one second. They decisively chose a detour and never took the same road with them. What an indelible shadow in my heart.

Tell the truth, there is no garbage hero, only garbage operation. Some people say that Da Qiao Pit, but I also experienced six collapses in Da Qiao, saying that Lu Ban Pit, but a little Lu Ban can get away with it, and he hates Hou Yi. You never know, when your residual blood was hunted down, you put a big bird in Houyi to stun each other, and you got away with it.

But to sum up, if you can't operate ... you can't play anything, not even an assistant.

Ps: Actually, I am most afraid of meeting Han Xin. We are all empty, which is the difference between super gods and super ghosts.

In the glory of the king, many heroes are ignored, mainly because the heroes themselves are relatively weak, but some players just don't believe in evil and like to play these chicken ribs heroes. As for other heroes, they are often dubbed as "ten nine pits" by players, so once these heroes are chosen opposite, they feel that they have given us a reassurance and are very stable. Today, the king explained to share these heroes with you. When you see these heroes, do you see the dawn of victory?

I. Jiang Ziya

This hero is too weak. Although the scope of the big move is large, it needs to accumulate strength. Unless someone stands and hits you, it's really hard to hit someone, and the damage of small skills is too low, which is not as good as the traditional single owner. In short, it is a hero who has meat but not meat, and the output is not output. Awkward.

Second, keep an appointment for a hundred miles

To tell the truth, Li Bai's mysterious strategy is much better than his brother Li Bai's keeping his promise. I can't keep my promise. Except for 2 skills, there is no flat A at all! Don't forget to keep your promise. It is ADC. What's the use of an archer who doesn't even have an A? A game, either watching him in spring or on the way out of spring, is very helpless.

Third, Xiang Yu

If you want to be invincible in qualifying, the most basic thing is to have a cost-effective mobile phone. Next, Wang explained and recommended a the glory of the king artifact, which has super high performance and allows players to load games and games unimpeded. At the same time, it also supports full-frame playback for 60 people without any jams. Not many mobile phones support the glory of the king's high frame rate mode. At this point, the king explained that he had got five stars.

The king explained that it was rare to see this hero appear in the rankings. The main reason is that he is unstable in control and careless in saving people, and the damage is still low. Meat is not as good as heroes such as Zhang Fei and Lian Po, flying kites is easy, and it is no different from super soldiers.

1, descendants, No.7, and Huang Zhong are all fine, but if you choose second, I think the problem will be big. Choosing Huang Zhong in seconds has a great influence on the choice of teammates.

Choose a new hero every second, and you will find the difference between your home and others'.

3. Then I hate that my teammates choose Jin Yao instead of diamonds.

Keep your promise! Keep your promise! Originally, the new hero wanted to buy one for fun, which was simply weak. It's almost enough to attack others from a distance in a team battle. I'll grab a head. Every group match feels like four to five, and now it's half cold to see Li Bai arrive as scheduled in qualifying.

In fact, it doesn't matter which hero you choose, as long as you can play, have a reasonable lineup and know how to choose the corresponding hero to contain each other. Any abandoned hero can play tricks and do wonders. But some heroes in the current version are really idle, so it doesn't matter if you choose them. It's basically hard to win when you meet them. Let me talk about the heroes that my teammates choose the most.

Mark Polo

Although Kyle has just gone through a little reinforcement, increasing the displacement of big strokes and 10 general attack to trigger real damage, the only shooter who can shoot real damage looks contemptuous and tall in appearance. But the winning percentage ranks fourth from the bottom. Basically, there is a high probability that a teammate chooses Kyle to lose. Kyle is too developed to suppress the enemy in the middle and early stages, and his ability to push the tower and clear the line is much worse than other shooters. Especially when playing wild horses, I really don't want to win when I meet Kyle, so I can't help but keep people. The big move needs to be output close to my face, which is brittle in itself and easy to be killed by the enemy. Anyway, you just hate it when your teammates choose Kyle, and you will play too little.

Keep your promise, the glory of the king.

There is a reason that keeping appointments has always been the first in the office. Teammates choose pits, and enemies choose them very annoyingly. Why do teammates choose pits? This shooter has a certain advantage on the line in the early stage. The enemy jumped home after two shots, and the suppression effect was still very strong. In the middle and late period, the appointment was cancelled after reporting to the group. He hid behind and aimed. It would take a long time to prepare a shot. He may not hit it, and the continuous output can't keep up. Jumping into the front row with one shot is painless. Even if the enemy is in front, he still has to aim. He didn't hit for a second, and he didn't know he would keep the appointment. You can't win when you see such a promise. Although the output is as high as 20% or 30% after a game, there are too many useless outputs. I am most afraid that it is useless to keep my promise.

Zhen Ji

Master Zhong Lu is most afraid that his teammates will choose Zhen Ji. Zhenji's beach water is recognized as the most disgusting control. If it gets stuck and can't be pulled out, it will slowly torture you to death, which is very uncomfortable. However, this mage's skill needs very high prediction, and it is common to lose his skill. What's the use of throwing empty skills often? It is still useful to throw bullets at the enemy at will. Zhen Ji's survival ability should be the worst among wizards, without any self-protection skills. If he is above the assassin, he will basically die as soon as he is caught. He is so easy to grasp that da ji and Angela are not as good as him.

Bian Que

Remember before s9 or S 10 season? Bian Que is a very abnormal existence, a hero who has to be chosen, which directly affects the balance of the game. It was cut by Mei Tian after it was too strong, and it is rarely used now. Although the current version of Bian Que is very strong in the early stage, the suppression effect is very obvious, and he was inexplicably poisoned after being covered with five layers of passivity. But it was abolished in the middle and late stages. After the enemy took out his defensive suit and bloodsucking suit, he was not afraid to continue to hurt. As an assistant, the quantity and control of milk is inferior to that of Cai Wenji Yang Yuhuan. As a mage, there is no explosive output, especially when there is a hero who returns to blood opposite, and no one else has played much. I am also short-handed and brittle, without hard control, and I was glued to my face by an assassin in an instant, not giving you a chance to reply.

zhuangzhou

A fish hero, such as a bastard, swims around playing soy sauce. Although the big move can be solved, he is not at the critical moment, just like a dummy skill. As an aid, there is no hard control and no ability to protect the back row. As a tank, it is used to transport the wounded. The enemy directly ignored it, knowing that the fish was slippery and difficult to kill, and directly bypassed the back row. He can only watch the hero have no choice but to do no harm. It's useless to clear the line too slowly. He hates his teammates using Zhuang Zhou.

These are the heroes that I hate most when my teammates choose. Maybe everyone has the same opinion or comments from different angles!

Xinbai cp, we won't put pictures here. Han Xin, a wild hero, has the ability to escape. Watch his teammates push the tower. He is running wild. His teammates are still playing wild. His teammates are playing wild. He went to push the tower again. He went to the group battle for two minutes and then ran away. Li Bai's escape ability is not as good as Han Xin's, but if he plays well, Li Bai will follow you silently to pick up the head, so you can only be there. And Kay, because Kay is a free hero, so many people have it, but there are a few who can really play. It's always someone else's Kay who can play. Kai in our family can only clear the line of soldiers, fight wild monsters and send people's heads. Heartbroken to death

Armor! ! ! ! I played clone, and then other teammates chose armor, so I used armor in this game. The key is that those who chose armor were not green, and the result was just ten armor, and the opposite team played six times better than us. I said that no one listened to the team battle, and there was a wild fight. There was no assembly on the road, outside the road and in the middle, and the five teams across the road were defeated.