What movie is Stephen Chow (Miss, you are stepping on my foot)?

Actually, this movie is not from Stephen Chow's movies, but is adapted from the style of Stephen Chow's movies by the online ox man, which is very star-studded. This is just one of them, and the others are:

2. On the bus, "How come it's you again?" "Sometimes I'm really everywhere." "Do you know that you're annoying? You have to sit next to me instead of sitting in so many seats?" "Make it clear, miss, that I just sat in an empty seat, and there's just you next to it, that's all." "There's an empty seat in front. Why don't you go?" "Oh, I see. So you want to see my ass, or should I look at you with my ass?" "Get out ..." 3. Get off the bus. "Why did you get off again?" "Anyway, not because of you! I like hanging out. ""I accuse you of sexual harassment. Which unit are you from? " "Do you mean Jin or Joule, Newton?" "Do I know you well? Always saying such nonsense, I'm sorry, I don't catch a cold! " "Yes, we don't know each other at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour and sour." "After watching a few Chinese Odyssey and learning a few words of Tang Priest, do you think you are humorous?" "Humor is innate. Blame my mother. By the way, there's my father ..." "Nervous." "Your mother's nerves." "Look at you, it's your mother, but you insist on calling her my mother. Do you want to ..." "Get out of here ..." Four. KCF doorway "No way, how can I be so? I'll kick your ass! " "Don't you dare. I'll scream." "What's your name?" "indecent assault." "Do you think anyone will talk to you?" "No matter what, I'll come back indecent assault." "God, you are such a scoundrel. You are really blind!" "Well, yes, otherwise there wouldn't be any so-called elites in this world." "..." Five. In KFC, "Don't talk, I get bored when you talk." "I haven't said it yet, can you be reasonable?" "I told you to stop. You talk like a fly, which makes you sick." "Oh, it's really shocking that words can play such a big role. Can I take a part-time job?" "Do what?" "Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage." "You are hopeless, so go back and take care of the aftermath as soon as possible." "Before I die, I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't promise. Do you promise?" "Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered." "Will you treat me to this KFC?" "Go to hell ..." 6. Out of KFC "Don't you have a girlfriend? Wandering alone on Sunday? " "I don't have a girlfriend exactly, but I have a female friend. Why do you ask?" "It's nothing. I care about your lifelong events, isn't it?" "Well, what's wrong? You are like a person I love deeply. " "Who? .. ""My mother. She always likes to ask questions. " "If there weren't so many people watching in the street, I would have hit you." "I'm not afraid of others seeing you hit me. What are you afraid of? What about you? Don't you stay with your boyfriend? " "Leave you alone!" "Oh, I see. Being abandoned by my boyfriend, I want to find a psychological balance." "Dogs can't spit ivory. Frankly, I don't want to find it." "Think about me, I'll suffer." "Please stop disgusting me." "I can be your extra unconditionally. Please call * * * * * * if you need a boyfriend. "We'll talk about it then. Don't bother me to scold you again." "Ok, then send a message to scold me." .................. 7. Go home separately. "Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him." "Hehe. It's strange that she didn't send a message to scold me." "It's over. Do I really like that scoundrel?" "Hehe, she doesn't like me as a scoundrel, that's the end."