Military jokes

Passerby I'll give you a few. When Mulan went to the Anti-Japanese War, because YJ came, she hid in the military camp. A gun just exploded. Mulan fainted. Then Mulan woke up and the general said it was all right. Mulan said I was fine. The general flew into a rage. It was completely blown up. Is it okay? The doctor didn't say anything later. I have sewed it for you ... a recruit asked the battalion commander. What if I step on a mine? The battalion commander said it was trampled. I bought it at the original price ... I took a taxi myself. . . Give me some.