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Urgent! A short and funny two-person sketch script! It won't be long ~
A: The sun and the moon fly like a shuttle, and time flies like an arrow.
Yo, you dragged it here again?
Take you for example. Is this year 1 1?
B: Yes 12.
Look how big it is.
B: In a flash?
A: The word "sway" is also a word to describe time. Just born a little, I suddenly entered kindergarten at the age of 3, then went to primary school at the age of 6, and then 12 graduated from primary school. Please shake it a few times. ......
B: How about that?
A: You left.
I'm afraid I've been swinging all my life.
A: This sway has the same meaning as the arrow just mentioned.
Describe the sun, the moon and time.
A: Let yourself speak. Is there not much time?
B: It's too soon.
A: But some of our friends don't cherish time and think it's useless.
B: Does anyone have too much time?
A: A classmate always feels that time passes slowly. Look at his energy, his eyes always look like he can't earn it, wasting time. I can't hear him, so it must be this sentence.
What are you talking about?
A: "Why didn't you finish your studies?"
Are you looking forward to school?
I have a good temper. I smiled at everyone and said, "What are you doing here?
I'm studying. What are you doing?
A: "Hee hee, I don't know."
Have you finished your homework?
A: "Hey-I don't know."
Did you pass the exam?
A: "Hey-I don't know."
B: Hey, I don't know!
A: "Hey-I don't know."
Hello! How many points did you get in this math exam?
A: "Nine points ..."
I don't know, do I?
I got 10 in the last exam.
B: Yes, the difference is 1 minute.
A: Do you think if this development continues, primary schools will still graduate?
B: I don't think you can graduate if you don't cherish your time.
How much do you know about this old proverb?
I know a little.
A: There is an old saying: "An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time."
Yes, it means that time is priceless.
A: The great poet Su Shi has an idiom: "A moment is worth a thousand dollars".
B: Yes, a quarter of an hour 1200 gold.
A: Time is the same for everyone.
Very fair.
But some people need more time.
Where are you from?
A: We have to squeeze.
B: That's right.
A: Mr. Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there will always be.
B: Yes, young people need to work hard!
I can squeeze in a little more time to study in a day.
You must make time to study.
A: Find half an hour every day and write a short essay of 100 words.
Step by step, you will form a beautiful writing style.
A: Spend ten minutes reading a Tang poem every day.
B: That's ... you can learn 300 songs a year.
A: From this perspective, learning is not difficult as long as you are good at using your time.
B: That's right.
A: Not only that, but cherishing time can also prolong life!
B: In that case, let's stop fooling around here and prolong our life.
All right, let's go.
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