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Girls Are Not My Fault

Author: Xiao Zishu

My lustful girlfriend gives me a headache

Updated on 2009-6-13 16:51:46 Word count: 3153

My horny girlfriend gives me a headache

(1)

Last night my girlfriend went to study in the evening, so I waited for her to pick her up after class.

After class, I saw her beaming and asked her what she was happy about.

She said: "Where were girl A and boy B reminiscing about the H joke during class?"

I asked: "What does it have to do with you?"

She smiled mysteriously and said: "I heard ￣￣￣"

Pinched me and said, "Can I tell you?"

Then she said it "Name names for people from all over the world,"

The Chinese name is: Yang Wei

The Japanese name is: Steel Rikawa

The Russian name is: No way, no way Shushusky

The American name is: Richard Tyson")

I felt dizzy at that time ￣￣￣￣when I was not my girlfriend before"

So dignified, and still an official of the student union, now. . .

Later, he told me a lot of H jokes, all of which were told on the main street of the school. Our laughter attracted the attention of many people. . .

(2)

It was almost 10 o'clock last night and we were walking on Lover's Road behind the school (actually it's just an ordinary road, it got this name after lovers walked a lot) .

In a dimly lit area on the road, couples are kissing. . . When we passed by, everyone usually pretended that they didn't see each other and didn't affect each other. But when we passed by others, she deliberately pretended to tell me secretly. In fact, she said in a very loud voice: "Their KISS sound." It’s so big.” As a result, the couple who was kissing someone else immediately broke up. . .

I wanted to find a place to stay there

(3)

She usually gave me an expression: her eyes were staring from the lower right to the upper left. Looking at me, with the dimples on the cheeks and the smile, I feel dizzy and fascinated.

She said they were separated...