Tell me the funny thing about money.

1, rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

Putting a photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

Is it possible for your parents to give money to a stranger? They didn't even notice the beggar and gave you money in a hurry. What do they rely on?

What's wrong with being fat? No money. Why? What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

5. I am too ordinary. I stay in the group in your Q, and you can't find me without money to open SVIP.

6. Physics teacher: What would happen if there was no friction? Student: Humans will gradually become extinct. Tell me, what does it matter!

7. Be rational when you have no money, and lose your mind when you spend money.

8. When you have money, money is worthless; People are worthless without money!

No one in this society can look up to you if you have no money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

10 I found that in TV series, I use iphone regardless of whether I have money or not, which is false.

1 1. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, and then I know that I have no money.

12, I envied Tang the most when I was a child. Although she has no money, power, looks or figure, there are a group of crazy people who love her. For me, happiness is nothing more than that.

13, it's neither looks nor money. Is it a shame to go to the deformation meter?

14, love can't be measured by money. It doesn't necessarily mean that you must be happy if you have money, but you can still be happy without money. Finally, I wish all lovers in the world well.

15, happiness is when you have no money, you find a wrinkled pair of old jeans 100 yuan.

16. If you have money, you are your father. If you have no money, you are still nothing. Work hard while you are young. Society is not your home. You can play as you like.

17, when I was a child, my family had no money, and I always tied a rope and a plastic bag behind me to fly kites.

18, I went out and sat on the side of the road and sprained my ankle. Someone threw five dollars at me!

19, there is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?

20. If you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.

2 1, girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

22. As a boy with no money, no potential and no looks. Only a heart full of scars is left for the girl who is forgotten in the corner.

23. Don't have no money if you have nothing, get sick if you have nothing, and don't make anyone mentally ill.

24. Over the years, I have learned a truth. What if I have no money?

25. Rich people have no talent; Talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found the unity of the two! I have neither money nor talent.

26, rich people, people without money are difficult.

27, you are dead, although I have no money, even if I sell money, I will install a WiFi in front of your grave!

28. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.