A collection of funny copywriting with the most likes on Douyin

1. Remember to smile at all times, this will make you look like a psychopath that cannot be messed with.

2. What is a true brother? Just when a brother needs a woman, stand up and be his woman

3. Welcome to the King of Glory, I still have five seconds to reach your heart.

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When I was more than ten years old, some people got out of singlehood, some got out of poverty, but I got rid of the reins, like a husky. Same, running wildly on the path of the two.

5. Selling myself, I don’t want it anymore. Although it is very cute, I am too tired and cannot afford it.

6. The reason why you are still single: It is difficult to start with acquaintances, and it is difficult to talk to strangers.

7. Xiao Longnu: "Guo'er, I can't sleep, please sing me a song." Yang Guo: "Okay, what song do you want to listen to?" Xiao Longnu: "Sing "Lonely in the Northern Hemisphere" "Okay." Yang Guo: "Okay. I'll use my arm as a pillow for you..." 8. In the future, I will make a movie "Those Years, No One Is Pursuing." "Girl", I don't believe it is not popular.

9. I am actually not complicated. If you get to know me carefully, you will find that I am nothing but beautiful.

10. The girl on the blind date: "I think, if we are successful, the house in the future does not need to be too big.

Two hundred square meters is enough. The house is for living, and It’s not for others to see.” Blind date man: “?”

Eleven. Today I suddenly discovered that love in junior high school died from changing seats, high school died from class placement, and college died from graduation, and I was not one of them. , until now I don’t have the face to fall in love, and I died because of my looks.

12. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up.

Twenty years later, my dream finally came true. Enough talking, it’s time to cook for my wife.

13. "You eat so much every day. Do you really want to lose weight?" "Enjoy it!"

14. The wish you make before the Spring Festival is to make money. Achieved

Three out of four

, round and round.

15. This winter is getting colder and colder. I asked my dad: "When can our family buy an air conditioner?" Dad frowned in embarrassment: "Buy it tomorrow!" Chapter

The next day, my father took a rusty second-hand air conditioner home and said to us: "If it's cold, just lift this air conditioner. If you lift it a few times, it will warm you up."

Sixteen. Dad said: "Why do your answer sheets now look like lottery tickets?" His son replied: "In fact, they are similar in nature.

Seventeen. Why do some boys tease? Then they suddenly ignored you, cast the net over a large area, and fished selectively, and you were released.

18. When boys generally say you are ugly, they mean you are okay, and when they say you are beautiful, they mean you are really beautiful. Because usually if you meet a really ugly person, he won’t talk to you, you understand.