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What do you mean by "your mother" and "your father"?

Your father: A compliment from another father.

Your mother: A salute to another mother.

Your father Li

Quotations: Qing An Ruli's "Talking about the Tang Dynasty" The eighth time: "Dear nephew, I missed your father, forgot my body for my country and died too early."

Dear nephew, I think of your father. I forgot myself for my country all my life and died long ago.

Quotations: Hong Shen's The Tragedy of the Poor Act II: "Shoucai Road:' Yes, your father is a brother.' "

Your mother ling Tang

Quote: Yun Ji Zun, Haircut and Yan Bin by Wu Ming Rachel: There is such a virtuous mother in the world. Since I want to have sex with my dear friend, I dare to ask your mother to meet her. "?

There are such virtuous mothers in the world. Since I get along well with you, can I go and see her?

Quotation: Hong Shen's "The Mystery of the Rich" Act IV: "Did the adults talk about your mother when they were in Japan?"

Extended data similar words:

1, Lingci? 【 lü ngcí 】 Used as a title of respect for other people's mothers.

Quotations: Chen Qing Que's "Sacrifice to Beauty": "On the second day of the leap month, the actual burial was ordered, and it was allowed after five days of service."

On the second day of leap month, I buried my mother. On the fifth day, everything was finished and everything was arranged properly.

2. Your son? Pay tribute to each other's son. Originally called "your husband", later called "your son".

Quotations: Mao Dun's Autumn Harvest I: "Brother Bao Tong, it is just right to treat him with respect and illness. Pretend you don't know about your son. Haha, it's my big mouth! "

3.love? Also known as "Lang Gai", it is called "your daughter". Call each other's daughter a compliment.

Quote: Cao Yu's Peking Man Scene 1: "My little grandson is young and ignorant, saying that he spilled a bucket of water on your daughter's head."

4. Right? [l? ngzheng] In the old society, the first wife was the first wife, which was a respectful name for the other party's first wife.

Quotations: The tenth time of Qing An Ruli's "Talking about Tang Dynasty": "Only your mother wrote the thirteen books this month, not your mother. It says that your mother is ill and can't repair the book. "

The thirteenth letter this month was written by your wife instead of your mother, saying that your mother was ill and could not write.