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Tigers have never heard of losing weight! It's a long story It is said that in a dense forest, there lived a big tiger. This big tiger is great. If you don't believe me, look at its posture of chasing rabbits, and then look at its speed of catching wild boar, which is almost perfect to the extreme speed.

All the animals in the forest are afraid of tigers and respect them as kings. Tigers can be proud of themselves. When he went there, he assumed the manner of a king. Roar when nothing happens, and be strict with * * *.

But suddenly one day, its dignity was offended by human beings. It watched the human driving to cut down trees, one by one. It jumps in the air in distress, but it is afraid to get close to human beings. It is afraid of something called a gun. I remember mom was killed by this kind of thing. So it was too scared to go out of the cave.

A naughty little fox saw the tiger crouching in the hole and asked in surprise, "Your Majesty! Why are you shaking all over? "

Great Tiger said in disguise, "What? What trembling? What are you talking about? I'm just doing a weight loss exercise! "

The fox's eyes rolled and he knew that the tiger was lying. He thought, the tiger must be afraid of human hiding in the cave and afraid to go out. Why don't I take the opportunity to play tricks on the tiger, who makes it always domineering, thinking, and I have an idea in my mind.

It pretended to be sorry and said, "ouch!" Unfortunately, I prepared rabbits and pheasants to commemorate the king. But the king is losing weight, I think it's better to forget it! "

When the big tiger heard something to eat, he couldn't help rubbing his hungry stomach and said, "No! You are so sincere, how can this king not give you this face? You go back and get ready, and I'll go to your house right away. "

Fox readily agreed. At home, he didn't prepare anything. He just made a big bucket of river water in the river and kept it at home. When the tiger came, he quickly scooped up a bowl of water and said, "Your Majesty, I specially prepared a diet pill for you. Drink ten bowls of this medicine before eating, so you don't have to go on a diet.

The big tiger didn't mean to lose weight at all, but in order to lie, he could only drink ten bowls of river water in one breath. After drinking, he saw the little fox running early and smiled.

It immediately realized that it had been taken in by the little fox, and went after the little fox angrily, chasing after it, and saw the little fox running to the human side and making faces at it. The big tiger is afraid to go near humans, so he can't catch the little fox. He gnashed his teeth with anger, but he was helpless.

Later, there was a joke in the forest that tigers also lost weight. The joke was told by Fox. The big tiger lost his dignity in this joke, and even some small animals began to be afraid of it.

This big tiger pretending to lose weight has really lost weight.