No one can fight in France except women and foreigners.

Women refer to Joan of Arc, and foreigners refer to Napoleon.

There is a famous joke about the French army:

Q: What are the names of the 100,000 French people who raised their hands at the same time?

A: The French army, of course.

Q: How to identify French veterans?

A: Look at his armpits. They are very healthy in the sun.

Q: Why are there so many boulevards in France?

Because Germans like to March in the shade of trees,

Q: Why did it take Germany three days to conquer France in World War II?

Because it is raining.

Q: Why did the French give the Statue of Liberty to the United States?

Because she only has one hand up.

Q: Why do the French always get a lot of votes at the United Nations?

Because they always raise their hands.

Q: Why are French fighters called "Phantom"?

A: Because they don't exist.

Q: Why do French people always like to hold fireworks displays at Euro Disneyland?

A: Because they always try to surrender after shooting.

Q: What does "Ma Qinuo" mean in German?

Welcome, warm welcome.

Q: Why do we always say that foreign troops are the most authentic troops in the whole French army?

A: Because they are all made up of foreigners.

Who can tell me what the French flag looks like?

A: Just draw two colored lines on the white flag.

Q: What is the shortest book in the world?

This is a book about French war heroes.

Q: Why did Napoleon like to take a hot bath?

A: Only in this way can he remind himself that he is not French.

(Note: Napoleon was born in French Corsica, and never admitted that he was French in his life. )

Q: Why did the French celebrate so crazily after winning the World Cup in 1998?

A: Because this is the first time they have won something without outside help.

Q: Why does the French navy like to use warships with transparent glass bottoms?

A: In order to see their warships better.

Q: What did the mayor of Paris say to the German troops when they entered Paris?

Gentlemen, do you need100000 tables?

Q: Why are the French afraid of war?

A: God, who is not afraid of war, if they don't win once!

Q: How to stop the French army on horseback?

A: Just turn off the carousel.

Q: What is the greatest advantage of being French?

A: When the war begins, you can surrender, and then others will help you win the war.

(Note: "I would rather have a German division in front of my troops than a French division behind my troops." -General george patton)

Q: If the French want to monopolize the rifles left over from World War II, what is their advertising slogan?

A: "brand-new, just throw it on the ground once before it is fired."