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Collect financial sketches (about five to ten minutes in length)
Role: an intermediary, three renters (buyers)
Scene: a table, two chairs PPT subtitles: Tomson II Real Estate Company
Intermediary: housing market fire! Make more money! I'll join in! ~ open a Tomson second-class real estate company, and I want to take a ride to make money!
renter 1: (coming up) Excuse me, is this Tomson Yipin?
Intermediary: Sorry, we are second-class. What can I do for you?
renter 1: two products? Fake! (rushing down)
Intermediary: Alas ... don't go! (No stopping, sitting down) We are just like Yipin! ~!
renter 2: is there rent here?
intermediary: ouch! Welcome, welcome! We are Tomson Erpin Company!
renter 2: oh, my god! Wrong way ... How to get to a place where Li Ka-shing can't afford a house!
intermediary: no! No, no! We are not the same. You see clearly, we are second-rate!
renter 2: two products? I can't afford to rent two products!
agent: alas ... don't go (hold on). Are you renting or buying a house?
renter 2: Rent a house! You are so close to Tomson ... You can't afford to rent it!
Intermediary: Come on ... We're just namesake ... but we're not a company!
renter 2: really?
intermediary: no!
renter 2: that's a relief. Second, you really scared me.
Agency: What kind of house do you want to rent?
renter 2: I have a few very small conditions, please write it down!
intermediary: oh, ok!
renter 2: (pulls out a piece of paper) The room is not big, just 4 square meters; It's good that the house is not new, it's not dusty, and the price is not high, just 2 yuan ...
Intermediary: (evicted) got it ... We don't have the house you want
Renter 2: (Alas ... you said you had a house to rent ...)
Intermediary: (ousted) No, no ... 2 yuan. At least we are second-rate! That's under one product, above ten thousand products
Tenant 3: Excuse me, is this Tomson Company?
agent: yes, yes, what do you need?
renter 3: do you have a room for rent?
intermediary: yes! Please sit down. Do you have any requirements?
Tenant 3: Imperial Garden! Duplex bungalow, 48 square meters ...
Intermediary: (falling down) This is a villa ...
Renter 3: (looking carefully) Oh, this is an advertisement, and I took the wrong one (taking out the list). This is (reading) that the room is not big, just 1 square meters! The house is not new, just have someone to clean it! The price is not high, just 4,5 yuan.
Intermediary: (pour again ... not getting up)
Renter 3: What's wrong with the young man?
Intermediary: You are asking ... to find a product! We are second-rate ... We can't do it!
renter 3: aren't you just a product here?
Intermediary: Look at our signboard! We are second-rate!
renter 3: two products? What the hell! You should imitate others' products and deceive my old man's eyesight! I'm going to the real estate center to sue you ... (Leave)
Intermediary: Alas ... Wait ... Please listen to me!
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