What are the funniest ancient poems in history?

One piece after another, two pieces, three pieces, four or five pieces, six pieces, seven pieces, and eight or nine pieces all disappeared when flying into the reed flower. -Qianlong's "Yin Xue" in the Qing Dynasty

I don't send flowers when flowers bloom. If I do, I'll be scared to death. To fight against the west wind, wear golden armor all over. -Qianlong's "Singing Chrysanthemum" in Qing Dynasty

Qiu Lai is very concerned about him, but he is not ashamed of Ge Hong for cinnabar. Crazy songs, empty life, who is domineering? -Tang Du Fu's "Gift to Li Bai"

When a rice ridge met Du Fu, Li stood out. Don't be too thin to ask questions. You used to have a hard time writing poems. -Li Bai gave Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty

The rooster crowed once and pursed once, the rooster crowed twice and pursed twice, and called out Fusang Scavenger and Xiaoyue three times. -Zhu Yuanzhang's "Nian Ji" in the Ming Dynasty

Nothing more than sitting still, one day is like two days, and living to 70 is like 140 years old. -Su Dongpo's "Sit-in"

Suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was going to smoke. If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires? -Zhang Zongchang's Lightning in the Sky

There are black holes in the well. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. -"Yin Xue" by Zhang Dayou in the Tang Dynasty

Nest after nest, 345678 nests. How small the Phoenix is to eat Emperor Wang Qian Suzhong! -Li's Sparrow

How helpless, how helpless, it is raining cats and dogs today. On a rainy night, I wish Tao a long life, which is worse than torrential rain. -doggerel by Ji Xiaolan in Qing Dynasty.