Lantern Festival jokes are hilarious.

Look at the picture and guess the idiom (the answer is at the bottom)

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Without Liu Bei, Zhang Fei was a butcher and Guan Yu was a basket maker.

Therefore, to have a circle of friends, we must thank the group owners.

The Monkey King is a monkey without Tang Priest, and Tang Priest is just a monk without Wukong.

Therefore, to have a team, we must thank the owners.

Potatoes are worthless, and tomatoes are worthless. But since the French fries were mixed with ketchup, have you ever thought about doubling them several times?

So cooperation is very important, thanks to the owner.

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When Wang Anshi was 20 years old, he went to Beijing to take the exam. On the Lantern Festival, he passed by a place where a large family hung lanterns to ask for relatives. Lian Yue said: "Run with a lantern, the lantern will move, and stop when it goes out." Wang Anshi couldn't answer, but he kept it in mind.

When I arrived in Beijing, who knew that the examiner actually thought: "Flying Tiger Flag, Flying Tiger Flag, Tiger Flag Hidden." When Wang Anshi started writing, he answered it with a bride-in-law, and won the Jinshi.

When I got home dressed, I found that no one could answer the couplets. Wang Anshi answered the question again and got a beautiful wife.

This story tells us: Go out more and don't always dive. Group chat may broaden your mind and increase your contacts, and an affair is also very possible!

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After research, experts believe that the ideal composition of warm groups and active groups is as follows:

1, there must be an idiot group owner.

2. There must be some people who have insomnia who sleep later than dogs and get up earlier than roosters.

3. From time to time, a few cold and humorous suspected thinkers pop up.

4, it is best to have a few literati.

5. There must be several friends who have nothing to do with each other.

6. There must be some secular cynics who don't want to get old.

7. There must be "insiders" who know all kinds of gossip.

8. There is a good object who is willing to be abused and often scolded and teased.

9. There must be a few charms that do not diminish the heartthrob of that year.

10, there must be several super brains with super storage and memory ability.

1 1, there should be several experts who are healthy after three days of sun exposure.

12, there must be a few caring people who treat money like dirt and give red envelopes from time to time.

13, there should be a secretary of the discipline inspection commission to maintain the rules of the group at all times.

14, there should be a gentleman or lady who is often overseas and cares about the time difference of this group.

15, there must be an invisible rich man who often treats guests and is willing to pay the bill.

16, there should be an old pioneer who raises the League flag on time every day and takes the lead in singing the League song, rain or shine.

17, there must be several wizards who like to send all kinds of funny jokes and funny videos.

18, there must be several masters of cosmic life who love to send emotional chicken soup.

19, there must also be drunken leaders of the masses who often convene various parties;

20. Finally, there must be many members of the basic group who say nothing and would rather die than quit the group.