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Who can help me find the lines of sketch pedicure?

Pedicure Niu Li: Hey, honey, you parked your car. Come here. Pedicure, today, that's it. Hey, is there anyone in the foot washing shop? Shen Chang: Here we are ... Welcome. Is it a pedicure? Niu Li: Yes, two people. Shen Chang: OK, I'll prepare water right away. A moment, please. Niu Li: OK, uh, wait a minute. Shen Chang: Huh? Niu Li: Sorry. Shen Chang: Eh, this won't work. Mengniu Li: My husband hasn't had a pedicure yet. I'm afraid he can't accept Shen Chang at once. Hehe, that's funny. Niu Li: Honey, hurry up. Huang Hong: Er, come, come, come, come, come, come ... Now this wife is really miserable. I pay the bill when she goes shopping. My husband doesn't call her husband, and I .. Niu Li: Honey, I'm so happy today. Huang Hong: I'm glad, too. Niu Li: Today is the New Year. We should relax. Huang Hong: Others are relaxing, so we must make money. I dragged you all day in this taxi, but I didn't drag a serious person. Niu Li: What do you mean? Huang Hong: Not Niu Li: Your wife is in your taxi and you are still using the meter. How much do you charge? I need to know how much I lost. How many places did you go today? Niu Li: Noodles. Huang Hong: Speaking of noodles, I'm really hungry. What shall we eat? Niu Li: Come on in. Huang Hong: Well, where do we pay? Niu Li: Come on, husband, put it on. Huang Hong: I'm not bluffing. I know what to eat as soon as I look at these slippers. Niu Li: What to eat? Huang Hong: Niu Li: Ha ha ha ... Huang Hong: I have invited Japanese guests, and I know it will be very troublesome. As soon as the shoes are put off, they will be put on at once. Shen Chang: Two bosses invited Huang Hong: Did you see it? Ha ha ha ha, come on, miss, put it on it, thank you, thank you. Japanese pay attention to nutrition and health, and serve soup before ordering. Niu Li: Ah, hahaha, honey, you. First, fill the whole water, less and save money. Huang Hong and Niu Li: Ouch, hahaha. Huang Hong: Come, come, sit down. Niu Li: Where should I sit? Huang Hong: I see, women have no place in Japan. When eating, men sit down and women kneel down. In China, they exchange places, you sit down and I kneel down. Huang Hong and Niu Li: Hahahaha. Huang Hong: Oh, have a foreign meal and succeed here. I'll try salt water first Niu Li: Uh, don't drink it. This is foot washing water. Huang Hong: What is this? Niu Li: I invite you to wash your feet today. Oh, Huang Hong: Crazy, crazy, and now this woman is crazy. The couple used to go out for a jiaozi at most, but now it's time to wash their feet. You, hurry up, hurry up ... Go home, it's the Spring Festival, why should I wash my feet? Niu Li: Oh, my husband! Washing feet is popular now. Huang Hong: It's really different now. Washing feet is popular now. In my grandmother's life, wrapping feet is a fashion. In my mother's life, washing feet is a fashion. If you want to go up, your feet must grow on your head. Niu Li: It's called a horn. Huang Hong: I think you are just a dog with horns, but we ordinary people are doing things all over the world. Niu Li: I don't think you haven't washed your feet. I'll show you. Huang Hong: How old am I? I bring hot water at home every day. Shen Chang: Boss, I wash my feet at home for hygiene and here for relaxation. Huang Hong: I said you know what I do, so let me relax. There is a steering wheel every day, and the seat belt is tightened. As soon as I relax, I will definitely hand over the money I earned by running red lights and saluting the police. I'm still relaxed. I also go back to Shen Chang: Oh, boss, you should learn to rest. Now the standard of living has improved. Huang Hong: Yes, chicken feet are called chicken feet. If I remember correctly, your foot washing shop used to buy pig's feet. Shen Chang: Right ~! This is a new idea. Huang Hong: This is a new word. It used to be called Mom, now it's called Mommy, now it's called Dad, and now it's called Creative Niu Li: Cut the crap, you don't wash me, you get the money. Huang Hong: Oh, why are you talking about it? I'll pay the bill as soon as you call my husband. Come on, how much is it? Shen Chang: 80 Huang Hong: That's it. how much is it? Shen Chang: 80 Huang Hong: I washed my broken foot. 80 Shen Chang: Oh, boss, is the eight-character unlucky? Huang Hong: It's also auspicious. Who can I talk to if you help me wash it? Is there an internal price? Shen Chang: No Huang Hong: I wouldn't wash it if I did. You're even more embarrassed to walk around the whole character. I said you can't live without a taxi. Huang Hong: Is this water inconvenient? You need another basin later. Washing a car outside requires 10 yuan, our province 10 yuan. Aren't your feet 70? Niu Li: I know nothing about life. Huang Hong: Hey, let me ask you, what is life? Niu Li: What do you mean by life? I had to work when I was born. It is easy for me to step on the gas pedal. It's 80 yuan. I can run back and forth at the airport. Niu Li: It's not easy for you. It is easy for you to leave me before dawn every day. I didn't come back until midnight. Sometimes I don't even take off my clothes. How can I really talk to you from several floors away? Huang Hong: Oh, what? The life of two sons is really real. Although the spark of youth has not been completely extinguished, people in their forties still have the burning passion for so many years. I said Niu Li: Then you can't leave me alone at home. Huang Hong: Why do you remain empty? Don't you watch TV dramas and watch empty mirrors every day? Besides, I'm not busy. Niu Li: You are busy again. Are you busy receiving our boss? Huang Hong: Don't always talk to me about your boss. Niu Li: Talk about what happened to our boss. When our boss takes a long vacation, he often takes his wife abroad for leisure. Huang Hong: You have to admire his leisure. You divorced me and went to Niu Li with him. Huang Hong: It's getting tacky. I know you don't like me now. Niu Li: I don't like you. I will take you to dye your hair. I don't like you. I will go to dinner with you and take you bowling. Huang Hong: You take me to dye my hair. That's because I'm ugly. You take me to dinner. Maybe the last supper. You take me bowling. Obviously, you let me go as soon as you gave up. Niu Li: I hate Huang Hong. Tell the truth. No big deal. After a while, we will break up in Niu Li. Huang Hong: Shen Chang: Boss, tickets. He is my husband Shen Chang: Haha, it doesn't matter. My husband can be a boss if he develops slowly. Huang Hong: Yes, the boss can also be a husband, if he develops slowly. Niu Li: This sentence is getting worse and worse. Huang Hong: The main thing is that the more you look at it, the more unpleasant it is. Shen Chang: One ticket, two people. Who will wash it? Huang Hong: She washes Niu Li: He washes Huang Hong: You wash and 80 yuan washes his feet. Niu Li: If you don't wash it, I won't leave today. Huang Hong: If you like walking, I'm afraid of waiting for someone. Me Shen Chang: Stop it. I think you should wash it together. Huang Hong: I mean what you mean, old comrade. I know what you mean. You just asked me to issue more tickets. This is what I hate most for so many years. You mean the taxi driver deliberately. You don't need to make this medicine for me. Shen Chang: Didn't I wash it for you? Huang Hong: Can't I wash the tickets together? Shen Chang: How to wash the tickets together? Huang Hong: Can I only wash a ticket myself? Niu Li: What does a person have to do with a person? Huang Hong: This means that there is no third party between us. Shen Chang: Hehe, one for each person. We really haven't washed it. Huang Hong: If you haven't washed it, you can try it. Let me ask you, how many feet are there in a pot? Shen Chang: Two? Huang Hong: Isn't it over yet? This is called adding people without feet, and the number is exactly the same as that of our taxi drivers. One person pulls, two people run. We are looking at the watch, and you are counting your feet. This is Shen Chang: Then, we will take care of you. Huang Hong: Who will take care of who? My foot is size 43, and hers is size 37. I'll punish you if I don't give you a 37% discount. Niu Li: I'm covered in rice. Huang Hong: You are right. I wash my feet today, and then I will go running in Shenchang tomorrow. Boss, which one to wash? Huang Hong: I'll try to clean the throttle tomorrow and pull this 80 yuan back. Niu Li: Miss, listen to me. Wash the brakes. Huang Hong: My feet can hear. Niu Li washes the throttle: Huang Hong washes the brakes: Niu Li washes the throttle: Huang Hong washes the brakes: Niu Li washes the throttle: Huang Hong washes the throttle: Shen Chang: Oh, stop it, the brake throttle is Huang Hong: Niu Li washes the clutch: I tell you, if you really leave, don't even think about telling Huang Hong: Oh, who is afraid of who? Wash your hands in a golden basin and wash your feet in a wooden basin. Oh, listen, ... Oh, Shen Chang: Boss, have you been very tired recently? Huang Hong: Not bad. Niu Li: Can you recover? Shen Chang: Yes, look, this tube is for the heart, this tube is for the lung, this tube is for the liver, and this tube is for the stomach. Huang Hong: Haha. This foot is often spent in the dark. It's a little shy to see strangers. I'll find Shen Chang myself. Boss, pedicure is still good. Huang Hong: Very good. Shen Chang: Boss, I saw you angry as soon as I came in. Huang Hong: I smiled. Shen Chang: Boss, I am happier than watching comic sketches. Huang Hong: Happy ~ ~! It is said that the Spring Festival Gala is difficult, mainly because the director's skills are not good, and each audience is given a footbath to wash their feet. All projects are guaranteed to be effective. Ha ha ha ha ... Niu Li: Miss, I'll wash it. I will wash it. Huang Hong: Yes, if you are gentle. I can't stand your weight. Niu Li: Still itchy? Huang Hong: When my wife started, I didn't feel anything. Niu Li: I hate Huang Hong: Really. My feet are swollen. Huang Hong: Nothing. My foot is broken. Niu Li: You are the pillar of our family. You'll be devastated. What's the use of making more money? I brought you here today just to let you have a good rest and enjoy yourself. Huang Hong: Can we ordinary people enjoy it? Niu Li: Who doesn't eat jiaozi in the New Year? Huang Hong: I can't stand eating jiaozi and washing my feet. Niu Li: To be honest, I just wanted to come here today.