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The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

The teacher was very angry because the chicken often sat on the sofa and didn't come to class.

Finally one day I caught the chicken and decided to embarrass him.

The teacher asked the chicken: chicken, what are the three words that people say the most?

Chicken scratching his head: I don't know.

Teacher: Yes, you are cruel.

Q: What kind of people can't work at a gas station?

A: A glib person (the oil gun slipped off)! !

Title: blue knife and blue gun-invulnerability (blue)

Subject: The Man in Gold-A Surprised (Golden) Man.

Title: The number "3" walked on the road, turned a somersault, and then turned another one-answer: three transgressions twice.

Title: A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge-Answer: Never forgets anything (Wang)

Title: Book 11-Answer: Incredible (book 1 1)

Title: Cattle, dogs, pigs and sheep race. After running to the finish line, all the cows, dogs and pigs were panting, but the sheep didn't breathe-stood straight (the sheep didn't breathe)

Title: A bee bites the calendar-wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar)

Title: Here comes a bear-come prepared (here comes the bear).

Title: The sheep calls the eagle-Yang Feng (sheep calls) is disobedient (eagle: "Hello")

Topic: What kind of bat doesn't need a rest-sloppy (restless bat)

Topic: Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet-it's now or never (wet).

Title: A group of people threw eggs at the gun-bullet rain (egg rain under the gun)

Theme: Eating with Chopsticks-Popularization (Chopsticks Popularization)

Title: There are ten sheep, nine in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty-cadence.

Title: Oh, my God, this is the only one in the whole area that hasn't installed a telephone yet-flawless (Oh, my God-no telephone)

Topic: Why is the hat turned over when it is dirty? -Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Title: No matter whether the duck is cooked or not, as long as you give it enough conditions, it will not fly away-wings are difficult to fly (give it a wing)

A male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

Two tomatoes crossed the road, and a car sped by. One of them couldn't escape and was squashed. The other tomato pointed to the squashed tomato and smiled: dig hahaha, ketchup. ...

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death. ...

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid boy?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

How's it going? Not bad!