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Legend of the Temple of Dwarf menstruation

Legend has it that an aunt made a vow to worship Buddha and pooled her money to buy a boat. The boat just docked at the end of the road, but unfortunately, my sister-in-law "Tiangui" (the monthly event) was on a whim, ashamed and unclean, and dared not disembark into the mountains. His sister-in-law made a short pilgrimage without blessing, leaving her aunt on the boat and going up the mountain to worship Buddha alone. Unexpectedly, near noon, the high tide came, and the boat left the shore. My sister-in-law sat on the boat for a long time, with an empty stomach and unbearable hunger. Just then, I saw a village woman carrying a food box to the shore, throwing some stones into the tide, stepping on these stones and going straight to her sister-in-law's boat, saying that it was sent by her sister-in-law, putting down the food box and leaving the boat. ? When my sister-in-law came back from pilgrimages, she asked about the past. She was startled. It suddenly occurred to her that when she was worshipping Buddha just now, she worshipped Buddha in Lotus. When she saw that Master Guanyin's clothes were wet, she suddenly realized that it was an apparition of Guanyin, so she was ashamed and rushed into the mountains to worship Guanyin. Because my sister-in-law was "short of an aunt" at the dock, the aunt's berth was called "short of an aunt's head" from now on. The stone that often appears in the tide next to the road head is said to be the stone that Bodhisattva threw into the tide to stamp his feet when delivering food. Later, this road head was called "the sacred monument of the dwarf aunt"