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What kind of petty official can frighten Guo Ziyi into hiding his wives and concubines, and he is afraid of being exterminated by Jiuzu?

In ancient China, people who had made greater contributions than the emperor had little chance to survive. Such things often happen in history. Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu, was very capable because of Han Xin's great contribution. At the same time, Han Xin spoke without thinking. Liu Bang was so distrustful of Han Xin that he killed Han Xin with the help of Lv Zhi. But Guo Ziyi is different. Guo Ziyi has made great contributions, but he can save his life because of his loyalty. But why is such a general afraid of a bigger official?

Guo Ziyi's fighting capacity is very strong. Wu Zetian added martial arts after the reform of the imperial examination system, and Guo Ziyi became the champion of martial arts. At first, Guo Ziyi was not reused. Later, after the Anshi Rebellion, Li Longji remembered that there was such an excellent general beside him. Guo Ziyi lived up to Li Longji's trust, and Guo Ziyi soon got rid of the Anshi Rebellion. Not only that, he also collected all the land lost in the Tang Dynasty, which survived largely because of Guo Ziyi. He made many meritorious deeds in officialdom and battlefield, and was highly praised by court ministers. His son was also very competitive and became a big official of the court. The emperor ordered Guo Ziyi to be rewarded with numerous properties. He was happy all his life and finally lived to be 85 years old. It stands to reason that the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty should be wary of Guo Ziyi's great contribution. Why do you want to keep him and give him so many rewards? This is inseparable from his loyalty and honesty.

In order to reward Guo Ziyi, the imperial court built a very big house for him. This is his Fenyang Palace. This house is luxurious and gorgeous, comparable to a palace. After the emperor built such a house for him, Guo Ziyi ordered the servants below that the door of his house could not be closed and people could come in and watch. Such a gorgeous house is visited by many people every day. It looks like a tourist attraction. The imperial court had no restrictions on important officials, nobles and civilians, so Guo Ziyi's family had a lot of fun every day.

One day, an official from Guo Ziyi came to Guo Ziyi to report something. He walked into the place where Guo Ziyi lived, and no one stopped him. The subordinate soon saw him in the yard holding a washbasin to bathe his children and daughter-in-law. After seeing his subordinates, Guo Ziyi was still washing his face, and didn't put down the washbasin because of the arrival of his subordinates. So when the subordinate returned to the court, he told the minister about it. Everyone thought it was funny after listening to it. The news also spread like wildfire and spread very fast. All the people in Beijing knew about it, and everyone laughed at Guo Ziyi.

Guo Ziyi often leaves his door open, which puzzles his sons. Everyone came to ask why they showed their home to others like this. Guo Ziyi said helplessly that he did it to avoid being killed, so that everyone could see the inside of the door and understand what I was doing every day. If I shut the door tightly, people will think that I have many secrets and let some jealous ministers frame us in front of the emperor. At that time, I was not sure, I could only be killed. In fact, Guo Ziyi did this just to show the court that he was a very loyal person and was willing to work hard for this country, so that the emperor would not doubt him.

Guo Ziyi was very careful when he worked in the imperial court. If a traitor framed him, he would not be angry and defend himself directly. Guo Ziyi was careful when dealing with the court's treacherous court official, but he was supercilious when contacting them. But there is such a person, Guo Ziyi had to put it in front of him, to save himself in hot water. What scares Guo Ziyi is Qilu. When Guo Ziyi fetes ministers or subordinates to report their work, there will be many maids around. Other officials know Guo Ziyi's habits and don't say much, but whenever Qilu comes to Guo Ziyi's house, Guo Ziyi will let these maids step down and wait for Qilu's arrival quietly.

When the minister knew about it, he asked Guo Ziyi why he was so afraid of him. He is just a small official. Unexpectedly, Guo Ziyi said shyly that Qilu's appearance is well known. His facial features are strange and his skin color is different from ours. After such a person comes to my house, my maid will definitely laugh at him. He is not the kind of person who is particularly broad-minded. I wonder what the maid will say in front of the emperor if she is not allowed to go down. In this way, we are not very dangerous. Therefore, Guo Ziyi respects this little official very much, and this little official is also very happy. Every time he complains to the emperor, he automatically ignores Guo Ziyi, and Guo Ziyi will not be in danger of genocide.

Guo Ziyi was very loyal and cautious all his life. He lived to be 85 years old, a very old age. His family is big and happy, and so is his family.