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Section 38 Goddess Day Blessing SMS
1, your bright smiling face brings warmth to March; Your sweet smile brings life to March; Your happy mood has brought vitality to March. May you have a happy Women's Day, and March will be beautiful because of you!
2, women are flowers, beautiful themselves, fragrant men. Women are water, which makes them gentle and intoxicates men. Women are at home, take care of themselves and surround men. Women are love, satisfying themselves and benefiting men.
3, March 8 Women's Day, send three beauties to beautiful women: beautiful mood, beautiful love and beautiful face; Eight wishes to send beautiful women: wishful thinking, smooth sailing, goodwill, affection, love, sincerity, spring, my friendship. Happy Women's Day!
4. March 8th Women's Day is approaching. I wish you a bright autumn moon, brilliant spring flowers, fairy-like appearance, thin shoulders, restrained waist, firm muscles, faint breath, soft hands and beautiful face. Happy holidays.
5. Gentleness is a low-key beauty, cuteness is a natural beauty, leisure is a quiet beauty, liveliness is an unrestrained beauty, modesty is an inclusive beauty, wisdom is an implicit beauty, and mentality is an inner beauty. On March 8th Women's Day, I wish you a beautiful heart and a better life!
6, the spring is bright, and the whole family meets to discuss who is the most tired in a year; The child said: in order to save money, mother often queues up. My parents said: I take care of my old daughter-in-law and go to bed at midnight. Finally, it was unanimously approved, and the wife is worth it!
7, send you roses, I hope you are more beautiful than flowers; Send you fireworks, may you shine; Send you green tea, may you be fragrant; Send you a meteor, may your dream come true. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you unlimited happiness!
8. Kindness is your nature, beauty is your nature, intelligence is your advantage, virtue is your capital, gentleness is your symbol, and sincerity is your character. On Women's Day, I wish you happiness, youth and beauty in advance!
9, sisters, the so-called women are not embarrassed and their status is unstable! March 8th Women's Day is coming, so we should love it! Enjoy life! Try to relax! Be strict with yourself! Try to move forward! Hard happiness! Be happy!
10, today I have three disciplines: don't drink, don't work overtime, and go home early; Today I have eight principles: buying food, washing clothes, cooking and mopping the floor; Massage, serve tea and tell jokes! Let you live a good Women's Day wholeheartedly!
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