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Interesting wedding host's speech
Speech by funny wedding host 1 distinguished guests!
Dear friends and relatives! Leaders!
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!
Wind and rain send spring home, flying snow welcomes spring, in this beautiful spring season; The car welcomes the lady, and the banquet is hospitable. At this exciting moment! Mr. xx and Ms. xx are married! ! ! Dear friends and relatives can come to congratulate you in your busy schedule! On behalf of the family of Mr. xx, the host, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to you!
First of all, please welcome the officiating guests, witnesses and introducers. Sit on the stage. Next, let's welcome the bride and groom into the sacred wedding hall! (Playing the Wedding March)
Watching a couple strolling into the wedding scene hand in hand, let's congratulate them with warm applause on their happy wedding! Look at the groom, the young man is handsome, dignified, full of energy and bright colors. The appearance of a noble person is handsome! I heard that the young man wanted to learn martial arts at first. Simply put, he jumped over the Yellow River and jumped into the sea. It's not too narrow for him to sleep on a big pole, and he said that he was short when he held Mount Tai. It's like coming and going without a trace, walking through the wind in front of you.
Seeing the bride's gentleness and elegance is like hibiscus and luxurious peony. Monks want to be secular when they see it, and jade emperors want to come down to earth when they see it. This is what makes a perfect man and a beautiful woman look like Qin Jin. These beads are attached to the wall. Let's congratulate them on their happy wedding with warm applause again! ! Next, I'd like to introduce to all the distinguished guests:
First of all, celebrate xxxx and get married xxxx.
Let me introduce myself. I am the host of xx Wedding Center. Now it's xx, xx, AD. On this auspicious day, I declare the wedding of Mr. xx and Miss xx officially started! Fire and play the music!
Firecrackers are everywhere, and laughter and laughter are everywhere in xx Hotel. Sitting here is not a press conference. The first thing in the wedding is to see the certificate. Don't violate it. Let's invite witnesses to read the marriage certificate!
Because there is a custom in our region, every couple must grab a marriage certificate when they get married, saying that whoever grabs the house first should ask the groom first: Do you want to be the master, and then ask the bride: Do you want to take care of the money? Then two people, the best man and the maid of honor, were invited together and stood opposite the bride and groom respectively.
Preparation 23 begins: water is active and trees have roots. If you are married, you must worship your parents. Please invite a couple to face the host! I sincerely wish you a long and happy life. As soon as you bow your head, you have been raised for more than 20 years, and your children will always be proud of you. Two bows, fame and wealth, never forget my parents. Three bows, xx is the flower of X family. I met menstruation before I got married to the X family today, and I changed my mind to call you your mother today. Let the bride kiss her in front of everyone and call you mother-in-law in front of everyone! I heard that the louder the voice, the more money you give, and the more money you give your mother. Reward 8880, your mother puts a little red flower on her.
Everyone praised their daughter-in-law for her filial piety, and called her mother to reward 10 1 yuan. What does this mean? Explain that the daughter-in-law is very satisfied, one in a hundred. Call mom and dad, and leave the camera. Please ask the bride to call her father loudly. The louder the voice, the bigger the red envelope.
I don't know if it's a passbook or a check. Go back and see for yourself.
The groom calls you father-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, father-in-law. Are you in a hurry? Call mom and dad loudly.
Take pains to be busy at both ends and be a matchmaker.
Please bow to the witness.
A couple entered the bridal chamber and refused to let the matchmaker lean against the south wall.
As soon as I bowed my head, 28 beautiful women got married, and happiness will never forget you.
Two bows and a golden tongue make great achievements. I hope you can follow Ling Yunzhi.
Three bows, the bride sends the task, drinks the wedding banquet and goes home.
Please bow to the farewell delegation and come all the way to see you off. Thank you.
A bow, two chefs warm wine, welcome.
Two bows, three relatives and six friends to send the new couple, I wish you a safe return home.
Bow three times, and the woman's relatives and friends will accompany you to run with the bull.
Let's congratulate you. The bride and groom will thank you.
Interesting wedding host's speech 2 Dear guests and friends,
Good Morning, everyone!
The sun is shining, the songs are flying, the laughter is laughing, and the sky is auspicious. On this beautiful day, we welcome a happy couple, Mr. and Ms., first of all, let us send our best wishes to them. Let's clap.
Today is a day in a year, a day in the lunar calendar, and an auspicious day in a month. A happy marriage is today. Let's clap warmly again. Today is an auspicious day for marriage, a good day, and an auspicious and festive day.
Let's express our blessing to a couple again: I wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years! It's 8 o'clock in Beijing time, and the auspicious moment has arrived. Now I solemnly declare that the wedding celebration of the bride and groom officially begins!
Newcomers come on stage to play music!
This is really a talented person with a beautiful woman, a weaver girl with a cowherd, a full moon and a round person, forever! Next, worship heaven and earth first.
Bow your head, concentrate on heaven. Your love shines with the sun and the moon.
Two bows, the best of both worlds, with the earth as evidence, your feelings are like a rushing river.
Three bows, happiness, the will of the people, your life is booming.
As the saying goes, water has activity and trees have roots. Children don't forget to raise their children, they will complete their lifelong career, but they will forget their parents and devote themselves wholeheartedly. The bride and groom are married now, and they really want to thank their parents for their kindness.
Next, the second item is to worship Gaotang, and ask parents to sit down.
A bow, nurturing grace, lifelong reward.
Bow again, honor your parents, and serve rice and tea.
Three bows, happy new home, don't forget my parents.
* * * * * (red envelope episode) changed its name to mom and dad, and there is money to spend in this life. Parents call it well, and red envelopes are indispensable.
Bride: Dad.
Moderator: Grandpa Xi, is your daughter-in-law sweet?
Xi Gong Gong: Sweet!
Moderator: Pay the money.
Moderator: Grandpa Xi, is your daughter-in-law good?
Grandpa Xi: Great!
Moderator: Take out the money!
Bride: Mom!
Moderator: Hi Grandma, does your daughter-in-law call her a kiss?
Xi Popo: Dear!
Moderator: Give out bonuses!
Moderator: Hi Grandma, is your daughter-in-law satisfied?
Xi Popo: Satisfied!
Moderator: Take RMB!
Ok, next is the worship of the third couple. Two couples are standing face to face. The husband and wife have a small request when they worship us, that is, when they worship, their hair ends should meet. It's called a hundred years of husband and wife. Farewell, the tip of the nose should touch, which is called the fate of breathing together; I came into contact with one worship after another. Where should these three worshippers touch? Does the groom know? (Turn off the microphone so that the guests can't hear what the groom says) What? Kissing? The groom is still in a hurry. Actually, Sanbai is not a kiss, it's face to face. This is called a happy life forever.
A bow, mutual respect, mutual love and mutual understanding, early birth of your son.
Bow again, husband and wife love each other, grow old together and share happiness.
Bow three times, always be United, love each other and be happy for thousands of years.
Dear guests and friends, the wedding is over and the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber. Please take your seats in the living room. The wedding reception will begin soon. Please enjoy yourself. I wish everyone satisfaction and happiness. Send our guest a couplet.
The first part is: eat, eat all the delicious food in the world, and pay attention to your stomach.
The bottom line is: drink, drink the best wine in the world, and don't get drunk.
Horizontal approval is: eat well! Have a good drink!
Finally, I wish you prosperity every year, all the best in the four seasons, all your wishes come true every month, and always smile every day!
How's it going? I feel very warm after watching the imaginary scene!
At the beginning of the wedding, parents, witnesses and judges all sat in front of the stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, girls and aunts, three boys and four girls:
Let's not make any noise. The wedding in my hometown is about to begin. Oh, let me be the host today. I am a telephone pole with a chicken feather: the duster is too big. Why does the bride and groom have to ask me to be the host? The other day, when discussing who is the most suitable wedding host, the bride-to-be said to me, "You look safe, and you won't distract the groom at the wedding, let alone pose a threat to my beautiful image." You are the master, I rest assured! Then, the groom-to-be said to me, "You are very modest. When the bride stands on the stage with you, all the guests will praise me for my vision. I am very satisfied that you are the host! "Well, in front of me, I played a little joke about the wedding. We just want to make it lively, not talk too much. Everyone said, is this good? If you don't mind, please cooperate carefully when I preside over the wedding. Thank you! Fate!
Funny wedding host's speech 3 A gentle and beautiful daughter-in-law is worth spending hundreds of thousands, not to mention tens of thousands. So, the bride and groom please listen carefully. Water is active, trees have roots, and children do not forget to raise their children. Now get married and start a family, respect the elderly, respect the virtuous and white-haired parents, then meet the parents, bow once, thank them for raising children, bow again, thank them for raising adults, bow three times, and always honor the elderly! ..... (four bows, greeting ceremony); Meet your parents, bow, thank you for your kindness, bow again, thank you for your upbringing, bow three times, and always honor the elderly! ..... (four bows, greeting ceremony).
Ok, next, I'm going to welcome our dear bride's family guests who have come from afar today. They raised this gentle and beautiful lady from childhood to adulthood. Today, they happily sent it to your Wang family. Here, we must first say thank you to them. Today, the two newlyweds bowed deeply to our dear maiden guests (in batches according to the list), one bow (thank you for your concern and love), one bow (thank you for coming) and three bows (thank you for coming).
There is also a saying that fishing depends on the net, rowing depends on the paddle, and the bride and groom can't enter the bridal chamber without a big matchmaker. Please stand up and let everyone know who the references of these two couples are. On behalf of two new couples, thank you very much for your introduction. Just now, those two couples said that they couldn't get married here today without your matchmaking. Ok, let's bow to our dear introducer three times, once (thanks for matchmaking), twice (thanks for teaching them the trick of having children early) and three times (thanks).
Then, the bride and groom will meet their relatives and friends next.
Ok, next, the husband and wife worship each other, and the husband and wife turn left and right. Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and the deeper they bow, the deeper they love each other. Thank you for choosing me, take another bow, grow old together, take three bows and be United forever!
Next, the bride and groom once again bowed deeply to the guests, friends, leaders, colleagues, relatives and friends who came to attend the wedding today, and once again expressed their sincere thanks! Bow, bow, bow! Friends, applause represents reward! Ok, thank you.
Well, dear guests and friends, let's dance for the happy lovers, sing for the happy lovers and raise a glass to the fiery love. May their life path always be full of sunshine of love. Well, dear guests and friends, today's wedding ceremony has come to an end for the time being. Next, our old club prepared some light wine and light dishes to show disrespect, so before the opening ceremony, we will send a couplet to all the guests present. The first part is: eat, eat all the delicious food in the world, don't waste it, and the second part is: drink, drink all the good wine in the world, don't get drunk, and eat and drink in batches! Finally, I wish all the guests and friends present a happy family and a happy life!
After the wedding, a wedding was held.
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