Talk show classic jokes

1. Someone asked, "What is the secret of success?" The master replied, "Look in the mirror every morning to see if you are still in bed."

2. A lady complained, "My husband always lets me down." The friend asked, "Why?" The lady replied, "He promised to wash the dishes yesterday, but he didn't wash them today." The friend said, "Then you should educate him well." The lady replied, "I told you, but he wouldn't listen." The friend said, "Then you should communicate with him well." The lady replied, "I tried, but he told me today that he was very tired yesterday and wanted to wash it again today."

3. When a person goes to apply for a job, the interviewer asks, "What's your major?" The applicant replied, "I am eloquent and can convince others." The interviewer asked, "Then can you persuade me not to give you this job?" The applicant replied, "This ... is a bit difficult."