A little joke to coax a girl into breaking your stomach.

A complete set of jokes to coax girls to break your stomach.

When listening to other people's jokes, I feel funny and cold, but when I watch them, I laugh too hard. Have you ever had such an experience? Here are some jokes that coax girls into breaking your belly, hoping to make you laugh.

Chapter 1: A little joke, coax a girl to break your stomach. 1. Go shopping and buy a leather case for tying your hair. The boss said it was a dollar, so it was strong! As a result, my hand broke when I pulled it! The boss gave me another two-piece one, but it broke down again. A little embarrassed, just say no!

The boss was in a hurry and brought me a three-piece suit, and I pulled it down again! Finally, the boss blushed and shouted, try this five-dollar one!

Damn it! Looking at the boss's excitement, I didn't dare to delay any longer, so I took out five yuan to buy it.

2. When I was in Grade One, every classmate was respectful when he saw the school flower of Grade Two. I have always been curious. Ask deskmate, deskmate is also vague.

Until one day, I whistled to her and her sister, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, chased me for half a year.

3. Girlfriends always want to lose weight, and every time they lose weight, it's much cry and little rain.

Just about to lose weight this time, my boyfriend said in a low voice, honey, we don't lose weight, so it's very embarrassing to take you out.

His girlfriend asked him, why?

Her boyfriend said: I can see that the standard of living is good.

When I was a child, my brother and I wolfed down watermelons, and my mother scared us to say, Swallow watermelon seeds, and watermelon will grow on your head in the future! ?

Startled, I got up carefully at once. ......

Hearing this, my brother secretly swallowed a litchi seed without telling his mother, and attached it to my ear excitedly and said, Sister, I'll treat you to litchi in the future! ?

Chapter two: Little jokes to coax girls. Laugh at your stomach 1. After work, but the leader said there was an inspection, everyone went to work and stood by, and when they were bored, they went to the bathroom to smoke with their colleagues.

Colleagues said,' What do leaders think?' Not so many people checked, and they also made an appointment with xx (female ticket) to watch a movie together, and they were all late.

I casually replied that my wife was angry again and wouldn't let him go home. He is worried that we will take advantage of it. Ha ha ha?

It's not over yet. The leader came out of the toilet.

2. Sister can learn. In high school for three years, she was the second in every exam, and this time she actually got the third place!

When I got home, my sister was sad: xx, a scheming bitch, fell in love with the first one in the class. I thought these two people were busy every day and their grades dropped, so I could get the first place in the exam. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, this fellow was actually dating someone to help him with his homework, and he won the second place at once!

Is this the most inspiring puppy love I have ever heard?

My parents quarreled in front of the bathroom.

Dad said: Why did you come when I went to the bathroom?

Mother replied: which of us came out first has a great attitude of never giving up.

Seeing this situation, I quickly ran over and said, "Stop arguing, I'll go first, and then I'll open the bathroom door and lock it in one go."

Thinking about how to get out now?

4. Decorated in a car 4s shop and raised a dog! I met the general manager yesterday and took two sales girls to the kennel!

I asked Manager Wang: Where are you taking two beautiful women?

Manager Wang replied: Feed the dog!

A word came faintly from the carpenter's head: what luxury! The dog food is so beautiful!

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