What kind of slip of the tongue makes you laugh when you think about it?

I always want to laugh when I see a slip of the tongue. Because I am a person who always makes mistakes such as slips of the tongue. Of course, it also makes me a big joke among my friends. Sometimes a slip of the tongue will make them laugh for a long time and become a stalk. Now let me tell you a few slip of the tongue that happened around me and made people laugh!

One noon in college, when my roommate and I finished eating and bought fruit. Those days are the season when pineapples are on the market, so people buy pineapples everywhere. We passed a fruit stand. There is a sign on the booth that says "three pineapples for ten yuan". Who knows that I was regarded as a "pineapple with a price of $3.10", and I said it a lot, even twice, and said that pineapple is so cheap, so let's buy pineapple! As a result, the owner of the fruit stand looked at me with strange eyes and said ten dollars for three. All of us laughed at that time. In the future, my friends also remembered this slip of the tongue and took it out from time to time to laugh at me.

My cousin is a simple and honest man, so he is always bullied by us. Since he doesn't resist at ordinary times, we love to bully him all the more. At a family reunion, we went to dinner and he sat in the co-pilot. When I arrived at the dining place, I found that there was no parking space. I turned around and still didn't see it. Suddenly I saw a parking space. I was about to stop it when I saw an elderly aunt trying to rob it. He called him disabled at that time, and he stopped first. We were all at a loss at that time. He gave us a look and said, "I'm an idiot" ... this stalk really made us laugh for years.

In fact, each of us will make a slip of the tongue, but it's a pity that your slip of the tongue will be discovered by many people, and that's it. It is estimated that people will mention it for a long time, such as me, such as my brain-dead cousin. If you want to avoid slip of the tongue as much as possible, be careful when you speak in the future! Think clearly about what to say before you say it.