I used to pay my girlfriend every month, but she spent it too fast. I spend all my unused money every month, and her salary! This month, I will.

In fact, if you want, she may not have spent it all. Maybe you can also make a small safe for you to keep. But in the face of this situation, I am still speechless ... Please forgive my humor:

You can buy yourself an insurance policy, which pays about 1 10,000 a year to cover 200,000 serious illnesses and 200,000 accidents. The payment period is 20 years. After 20 years, if you don't touch the money, it will continue to increase in value, and it will more than double in 40 years or so. At the same time, it will give you lifelong personal protection.

This insurance premium cannot be moved within 1 and 15, because unlike bank deposits, a large part of it is deducted. If you move the money, you will lose a lot. Although the bank only deducts a small part, the bank's interest rate is too low. In the long run, it is still very cost-effective for insurance companies.

2. Buying a guarantee to protect two families at the same time can reduce the financial pressure of families and make parents and lovers get financial compensation when we encounter misfortune. Let our love be with them forever.

3. The most legitimate reason why a man can make a long-term investment without giving his wife money-"Dear, if I am not around, I don't want you to lose the feeling of being loved because of the embarrassment of life. Saying that I love you all my life is not just telling you, but also showing you. Let you know how wise and far-sighted I am. "

Also, read more joke books and tell jokes to the prodigal daughter when you are free. Life is naturally full of laughter.