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Answer in Classical Chinese Translated by Huang Tingjian

1. Who can translate the answer for Huang Tingjian? Su Zhe is incompetent. What qualifications do you have to ask Huang Tingjian to associate with me? But my brother Zizhan has been dating you for a long time, and I have a good relationship with your uncle. I read your article and recited your poem, and I have long wanted to ask you out. I am stupid and lazy, and I can't write short messages after all. It's a shame to give you a courtesy to write to me before me ~ ~ ~

Since I was laid off, I have given up on myself, and my stupidity is even worse. Everyone who sees me laughs at me. Only you, Huang Tingjian, pay attention to me. Seeing that you show your love for me in your letters to me is the same as my love for you, but there is always an order in writing letters, either you write first or I write first, which is not worth regretting ~ ~ ~

It is said that you, Huang Tingjian, a policeman, are extremely happy to stay at home and eat vegetables alone. Ancient gentlemen were not valued, so they had to amuse themselves with things. Ruan Ji takes wine as a pastime, and Ji Kang takes piano as a pastime. If Ruan Ji has no wine and Ji Kang has no piano, it is like eating plants and elk and becoming friends, which is very disturbing. Only Yan Hui, the boy, drank cold water, chewed wild valleys, lived in a broken alley, and didn't borrow foreign things to comfort him or change his happy mood. Because of this, Confucius lamented that he was beyond the reach of ordinary people. Now you Huang Tingjian don't care about beautiful MM, and you don't pay attention to taste. There must be more places than ordinary people. I can communicate with people. What is the reason? I heard that Huang Tingjian likes to discuss problems with monks. Is this an opportunity to discuss the existence of the avenue? The weather is getting cold, so we should pay attention to our daily life in the future. Only you can take care of yourself ~ ~

2. Huang Tingjian translated Huang Tingjian's word Lu Zhi from Fenning, Hongzhou. I have been alert and smart since I was a child, and I can recite it after reading it a few times. His uncle Li often goes to his house and asks him about the books on the shelf-he knows everything. Chang Li is very strange. Thought he was a genius in a day. After Huang Tingjian was admitted to Jinshi, he was appointed as the county commandant of Yexian County. Xi Ningchu took four exams for Beijing officials. He became a professor in imperial academy, Beijing, because he wrote the best paper. Wen Yanbo, who stayed behind, thought he was talented and asked him to continue teaching. Su Shi once read his poems and thought that his poems were extraordinary and independent of thousands of poems. There was no such masterpiece in the world for a long time. As a result, his reputation began to shake everywhere. Huang Tingjian served as the magistrate of Taihe County for the convenience of governing the county. At that time, the class awarded salt burning, and other counties were vying for the majority. Taihe county is not alone, and the county officials are not happy, but all the people in the county like it.

After Zhezong acceded to the throne, he called Huang Tingjian the school book lang and the Collation Book. After a year, I moved to Zuolang, and I added Ji Xian to the school. After the record is completed, he is promoted to living. Huang Tingjian, who lost his mother, is filial. His mother was ill for a year. He looked at the color day and night, took off his clothes and died. He built a room beside the tomb to observe filial piety, and his grief almost killed him. After the mourning was lifted, he became a secretary, was promoted to Ming Dow, and was also a national history editor. Shao Shengchu and Huang Tingjian were well-known in Xuanzhou and changed to Ezhou. Zhang Dun, Cai Bian and their henchmen thought that the book Shi Ling contained many false statements, which made the former historians live in the vicinity of the capital for the same purpose, and extracted more than a thousand articles to declare, saying that these were all unproven. Soon, after the hospital's inspection and review, all of them were based on facts, leaving only 32 things. Huang Tingjian wrote in Shi Ling that "it is a joke to rule the river with iron claws", so he was questioned first. Huang Tingjian replied: "Ting Jian was an official in the northern government. He saw it with his own eyes. It was really like a child's play at that time. " He answered all the questions truthfully without scruple, and everyone who heard him praised his courage and heroism. As a result, Huang Tingjian was demoted as a Fuzhou driver and placed in Guizhou. His attacker thought he would go to a good place and falsely accused him of breaking the law. Later, because of the suspicion of avoiding relatives, I moved to Zhangzhou. Huang Tingjian seems to have nothing to do with this and doesn't mind relegation at all. Sichuan soldiers looked up and kissed him gently. He is a tireless speaker, and all the articles he points out have considerable points.

Hui Zong acceded to the throne, and Huang Tingjian was appointed as Ezhou tax supervisor. He served as a judge and signed a book for Ning, and was called by the Minister of Foreign Affairs. He refused to accept, requested to be a county magistrate, and was appointed as the magistrate of Taiping Prefecture. After nine days in office, he was removed from office and was in charge of Yulong view. When Huang Tingjian was in Hebei, he had some differences with Tingzhi Zhao. When Tingzhi Zhao was in power, Chen Ju, the transshipment judge, obeyed his intention and presented Huang Tingjian's Jingnan Chengtianyuan, accusing him of gloating. Huang Tingjian was removed from the list again and sent to Xuanzhou for control. Three years later, transferred to Yongzhou, Huang Tingjian did not listen to Feng Xuanzhi, and won a great victory. He is sixty years old.

Huang Tingjian's study articles are naturally generated. Chen Shidao said that his poems were copied from Du Fu, and he copied Du Fu instead of imitating his poems. He is good at running script and cursive script, and regular script is his own. And, Chao, Qin Guan, all studied under Su Shi, and were called four bachelors in the world. Huang Tingjian is especially good at writing and poetry. Sages in Sichuan and Jiangxi shared Su Shi with Huang Tingjian, and were called "Su Huang". When Wu Shi was a squire, he once recommended Huang Tingjian to replace himself. In the recommendation, there are "magnificent articles, wonderful in the world; Filial piety, chasing the past, "he valued Huang Tingjian's game to this extent. At first, Huang Tingjian visited the Valley Temple and Shiniu Cave in Anhui, and liked the beautiful fairies there, so he named himself Valley Taoist.

3. Huang Tingjian translated The History of Ancient Song Dynasty >: Reference translation:

Huang Tingjian sealed, Hongzhou fenning people. I have been alert and smart since I was a child, and I can recite it after reading it a few times. His uncle Li often comes to his house.

Take a book from the shelf and ask him. He knows everything. Chang Li is very strange. He thinks he was built in a day. After Huang Tingjian was admitted to Jinshi, he was appointed as the county commandant of Yexian County. Xi Ningchu took four exams for Beijing officials. Because of the best articles, he became a professor in imperial academy, and Wen Yanbo, who stayed behind, took a fancy to his poems. Let him continue teaching. Su Shi once read his poems and thought that his poems were extraordinary and independent of thousands of poems. There was no such masterpiece in the world for a long time. As a result, his reputation began to waver everywhere. Huang Tingjian served as the magistrate of Taihe County for the convenience of governing the county. At that time, the salt policy was granted, and other counties competed for the majority. Taihe county is not alone, and the county officials are not happy, but all the people in the county like it.

After Zhezong acceded to the throne, he called Huang Tingjian the school book lang and the Collation Book. After a year, I moved to Zuolang, and I added Ji Xian to the school. After the record is completed, he is promoted to living. Huang Tingjian, who lost his mother, is filial. His mother was ill for a year. He looked at the color day and night, took off his clothes and died. He built a room beside the tomb to observe filial piety, and his grief almost killed him. After the mourning was lifted, he served as secretary of Cheng, secretary of Tigong and editor of national history. Shao Shengchu and Huang Tingjian were well-known in Xuanzhou and changed to Ezhou. Zhang Dun, Cai Bian and their henchmen thought that the book Shi Ling contained many false statements, which made the former historians live in various places near the capital to be questioned, and extracted more than a thousand articles to declare, saying that they had not been verified. Soon, after investigation and examination by court officials, all were based on facts, leaving only 32 things. Huang Tingjian wrote in Shi Ling that "it is a joke to rule the river with iron claws", so he was questioned first. Huang Tingjian replied: "Ting Jian was an official in the northern government. He saw it with his own eyes. It was really like a child's play at that time. " He answered all the questions truthfully without scruple, and everyone who heard him praised his courage and heroism. As a result, Huang Tingjian was demoted as a Fuzhou driver and placed in Guizhou. His attacker thought he would go to a good place and falsely accused him of breaking the law. Later, because of the suspicion of relatives, he moved to Zhou Shu, and Huang Tingjian didn't mind relegation as if nothing had happened. Sichuan soldiers admire him and are willing to be close to him. He took pains to give them lectures, and all the articles he pointed out had considerable points.

Hui Zong acceded to the throne, and Huang Tingjian was appointed as Ezhou tax supervisor. He served as a judge and magistrate for Ning, and was summoned by the ministers of the official department. He refused, asked for a county magistrate, and was appointed as the magistrate of Taiping Prefecture. After nine days in office, he was removed from office and was in charge of Yulong Temple. When Huang Tingjian was in Hebei, he had some differences with Tingzhi Zhao. When Tingzhi Zhao was in power, Chen Ju, the transshipment judge, obeyed his intention and presented Huang Tingjian's Jingnan Chengtianyuan, accusing him of gloating. Huang Tingjian was removed from the list again and sent to Xuanzhou for control. Three years later, he was transferred to Yongzhou, and Huang Tingjian died at the age of 60 without listening to the announcement.

Huang Tingjian's study articles are naturally generated. Chen Shidao said that his poems were copied from Du Fu, and he copied Du Fu instead of imitating his poems. He is good at running script and cursive script, and regular script is his own. And, Chao, Qin Guan, all studied under Su Shi, and were called four bachelors in the world. Huang Tingjian is especially good at writing and poetry. Sages in Sichuan and Jiangxi shared Su Shi with Huang Tingjian, and were called "Su Huang". When Su Shi was a squire, he once recommended Huang Tingjian to replace himself. In the recommendation, there are "magnificent articles, wonderful in the world; The trip to filial piety, chasing the past, "he valued Huang Tingjian to this extent. At first, Huang Tingjian visited the Valley Poems and Stone Cow Cave in Anhui, and liked the beautiful fairies there, so he named himself the Valley Taoist.

4. Answer Li Jizhong's book Huang Tingjian came from the east yesterday, telling that every time I saw the inscription on the wall between Qing Xiang and Bagui, I thought it was an upright man with branches and leaves. When I asked the name of the scholar-bureaucrat, everyone who swam back before me said, "I am a teenager but I am an antique." If so, I hate not knowing that my ears are down there.

Today, I was taught to describe the past and the present, but it is not worthwhile for me to return. I am proud of my life articles, and I am not stingy when I see them. Everything comes to my chest in autumn, and the wind blowing sawdust, according to the moon by the sea, sings * * * step by step, which really stimulates the decline and improves my brightness. Fortunately.

The family is strong and lonely, food and clothing are embarrassing, and it is the responsibility to marry siblings. Although fleas know that they learn from their elders and prefer white hair, they have to take a career. So learn 15 when you are young, and learn 13 when you take a career. Therefore, they failed to advance, and they still lagged behind the public.

Stealing step talent is super advanced, with relatives to rely on and brothers to help. It's not thirty in the spring and autumn period, and you have bright eyes and bright ears. If you deliberately value morality, righteousness and classics, you will be more than that. Unless you dare to say that you are the first step today, you can't be proud of the sages in the world. However, it is not as good as the ancients, so I cherish this day.

Heaven is difficult to create talents, but talents must learn and ponder before they can achieve great things; If he can't, he can't blame heaven. The world really needs talents, but talents may not be used. A gentleman wastes his knowledge without learning from the world. If he gives up laziness, he cannot blame the world.

All those who follow the footsteps take it for granted to hear the words of China and South Korea, the world veteran. Although autumn heat is not warm, it is just a celebration of serving food. Longshui landscape is hotter than Hunan, and the old people are dizzy with illness and serve books carelessly. They only care about their relatives and respect themselves.

5. Su Shi answered Uncle Li Duanshu's translation and bowed again next time. I've heard a lot about you. I have read The First Step of Poetry. I haven't seen much, but it is enough to judge you. I'm ashamed, I have little correspondence on weekdays, and I didn't send a few words to bed when I was sick. My disciple sent my husband's letter first. Even so, I was lazy and didn't reply. It is really rude to be polite. I feel sorry for you, but you wrote to ask me again. I am ashamed of your kindness to me.

Foolish thought: a gentleman is a wise man and should not be praised easily. Do you think the talents of Huang Tingjian and Qin Guan are really known? Unscrupulous people are hated by others, and these two people love to listen to praise and indulge in the so-called "constant creation", but their guesses about the praise they get are probably few and far between.

It is impossible to treat the second son as a mistake, so it is impossible to move the masses. When I was young, I learned articles and strategies just to cope with the imperial examinations. After and after the Jinshi, I was insatiable. What policy did I take? It was intended to select ministers who spoke out. So I often comment on right and wrong, regardless of ancient and modern times, and then I just respond to the name of this branch. Being a man suffers from self-knowledge and being an official is capable, but he is proud of the examination room and has no practical knowledge. Look at today, I am a prisoner and almost died of a crime. Isn't this the joke that "Qi people get officials at one breath"? But if the world wants to establish similarities and differences with history, it is too much. Talking about the state, gains and losses of the country is a bad habit of the system. Everything they say is for themselves. They are narcissistic and unrealistic, just like when migratory birds are here, insects are singing and singing. What concerns the well-being of the country and people? Every time I blame people for being too hard on me, the first step is to say so, the more untrue it is.

Since his conviction, his activities have been confined to Chensuo. He often wears straw sandals and drives a boat, wandering between mountains and rivers, living with woodcutters and fishermen in the country, and sometimes being pushed and scolded by drunkards he meets on the road. Even so, I can't help feeling smug in my heart. Since no one here knows me, I don't have to worry about being framed by words. Alas, I feel comfortable. Friends and relatives in my life, knowing that I was exiled, stopped contacting me. Even though I wrote to them, I didn't see a reply. Most of them are still secretly glad that they were not dragged down by me and robbed. The first step is to re-create and push each other, which is very unexpected.

Strange trees have wood tumors, strange rocks have folds, and rhinoceros horns have cavities, all of which are pathological signs of things, but they have won the favor of the world by virtue of their pathology.

Since being demoted, I have been doing nothing and deeply introspecting all day. Looking back on my "actions" for more than 30 years, it is such a morbid thing to please people. I'm afraid Mr. Wang's impression of me is yesterday, not today. Isn't this more important than this? Can you take it from here again? Some words must be expressed in person.

Someone was convicted of an article, so he was afraid to write a composition easily after he got out of prison. Although this reply is nothing, it is not written into an article. Sir, please don't show it to others. Be careful.

It's the end of the year, cold and bitter. I'm very sorry for your loss and strong food. There is no time.

Li came from the east yesterday and told me that every time I saw the inscription on the wall between him and Bagui, I thought it was an upright man with branches and leaves. I asked the name of the scholar-bureaucrat, and those who swam back first said, "Young old man." If so, I hate not knowing enough about the ears below. =

Ask the name of the person who wrote the inscription for the scholar-bureaucrat, and anyone who has had contact with you will say that "the person who wrote the inscription is a mature young man". It's a pity that I haven't met you for more than a year.

("Yesterday" and "Over the past year" seem to contradict each other. I can't help looking for the original text like this. I don't know what happened. Today, I have learned to describe the past and the present, and I have returned to my grave. I have always been proud of articles in my life, but I have always been generous. In autumn, everything falls short of the chest and is blown by the wind of sawdust. And take out all the articles you are proud of in your life and give them to me without stint.

On the balcony in autumn, I can ignore everything, blow a breeze in the treetops and sing your poems according to the bright moon by the sea. It can really arouse the mood of decline and increase your knowledge. That's very lucky.

The family is strong and lonely, and food and clothing are embarrassing. It is also the responsibility for younger brothers and sisters to get married. Although fleas know how to learn and be excellent, they are inclined to white hair and have to take a career. So learn 15 when you are young, and learn 13 when you take a career. As a result, they failed to move forward, and even now they have fallen behind. = = = He lost his father when he was young, and his family was poor, with no food and clothing. And because I am an elder brother, I have the responsibility to tell my sister-in-law to get married.

(So) Although I have known for a long time that I have to follow my husband and elders in order to study, I have to wait on my mother and become an official. So when I was young, I could spend five tenths of my time studying. After becoming an official, I can only have three tenths, which is why I can't improve my knowledge and now I lag behind you.

Stealing step talent is super advanced, with relatives to rely on and brothers to help. It's not thirty in the spring and autumn period, and you have bright eyes and bright ears. If you deliberately value morality, righteousness and classics, you will be more than that. Unless you dare to say that you are the first step today, you can't be proud of the sages in the world. But because it is not as good as the ancients, it is the first step to cherish the power of this day. I have observed privately that your talent is far superior to others. You have long-term parents as your refuge and brothers of the same age to help you. I'm not yet thirty years old, and I'm hearing and seeing. If I can concentrate on the art of benevolence and righteousness, I can achieve more than I do now.

I'm not saying that your achievements can't be the best among many wise men, just because your current achievements are not as good as those of the ancients, so I feel sorry for your past time. Heaven is difficult to create talents, but talents must learn and ponder before they can achieve great things; If he can't, he can't blame heaven. The world really needs talents, but talents may not be used. A gentleman wastes his knowledge without learning from the world. If he abandons laziness, he cannot blame the world. It is very difficult for God to have a life.

And talented people need to learn knowledge in order to hope to be a late bloomer. If talented people can't achieve anything, they can't attribute the reason to heaven.

Talents are really needed in the world, but they may not be reused. A gentleman will not neglect his knowledge because he cannot be seen by the world. If you give up on yourself, you are lazy, and you can't put the reason on the society.

All the people who follow the footsteps have heard the words of China and South Korea, the world veteran, but they take it for granted. Although autumn heat is not warm, it is just a celebration of serving food. Longshui is hotter than Hunan, and the old people are sickly and untidy. I only care about myself. What I told you was what I heard from the elders of the world in the imperial court. If you think (these), the autumn heat is not over yet. I'm glad you can serve your parents.

Longshui is hotter than Hunan, and old people often feel dizzy. Write this down in a hurry. I hope you can take care of yourself for the people you love and for yourself.

7. Answer Li Jizhong's book Huang Tingjian opens a librarian for at least 0.27 yuan, see the full content > Original Press: Boai Ordinary Huang Tingjian answers Li Jizhong's book and its translation: Yesterday, I came from the East and said that every time I saw the inscription on the wall between Qing Xiang and Bagui, I thought it was an upright man with branches and leaves. I asked the scholar-bureaucrat and said, "I am a teenager, and I am an antique." "If it is more than one year, I will hate it." Light? Don't be stingy when you see it. In autumn, everything is not in the chest, blowing the wind of sawdust, and singing * * * step by step according to the moon by the sea can actually improve your brightness. Fortunately, the family is strong and lonely, and marriage is a responsibility for younger brothers and sisters. Although fleas know that they learn from their husbands and elders and prefer white hair, they also have to take a career. So far, after I fell to the masses, I secretly saw that the first step was super-advanced, with relatives to rely on and brothers to help me. The spring and autumn period is not yet thirty, and the eyes and ears are smart. If I deliberately devote myself to virtue and justice, I will be more than that. I dare not say that I have everything today, and I am not proud of my predecessors. However, it is not as good as the ancients, so I cherish this day. Heaven is difficult to create talents, but talents must learn and ponder before they can achieve great things; If he can't, he can't blame heaven. The world really needs talents, but talents may not be used. A gentleman wastes his knowledge without learning from the world. If he abandons laziness, he cannot blame the world. Anyone who follows in his footsteps will take it for granted to hear the words of the world elders from China and South Korea. Although autumn heat is not warm, it is just a celebration of serving food. Longshui is hotter than Hunan, and the old people are dizzy with illness and casually serve books. They only care about themselves.

Ask the name of a writer, and those who have met once will say, "This.

8. Who has the original translation of Huang Tingjian's answer to Su Damai's book?

Huang tingjian

Nod abruptly: you insult your book, study hard, apply what you have learned, and know where your illness is. Peeking at public knowledge is beautiful. Since I am on the job, I seldom have teachers and friends, and I don't have much time to study. However, when can life be free and full of leisure? "If you have a threesome, you must learn from me." Here you live in counties and counties to study law. During reading time, you can also take a saddle with three ears. All reading methods should be based on classics and profound skills, so that it is easy to understand people's merits and demerits from a historical perspective. Also, you should be good at reading first, but not knowledgeable. You can do it vertically and horizontally if you have spare capacity. Public and second-father scholarships span the world, and there are so many public responsibilities. We should pay tribute to this, and this water transportation means leaving Hebo. What Gaiche Guan Gong said is very reasonable, and talents are rare, so it is contrary to the meaning of ice and snow. It's better to give a present than to rush to read a book. Help yourself.

-"Valley Series"

Note: ① Su Damai: Su Shi's eldest son, named Mai, once served as Renzong in Shaozhou. Cut 2: Like "stealing", in private. ③ Saddle ride: Right away, in the car. 4 vertical and horizontal: freely. ⑤ Hebo: The legendary god in charge of rivers. 6. Frost after withering: The Analects of Confucius: When the cold comes and the summer goes, you know that the pine and cypress are withered. The virtue of a gentleman can only be known by showing the nature of pine and cypress in the cold winter.

Your Excellency: I'm honored that you wrote a lot in your letter. Look at yourself, from studying to being an official, you will know what the problem is. I have observed privately that your attitude towards learning is sincere, but now that you are in the government, it is difficult to get teachers and friends, and you also lack the time to study. But when can we really get free and abundant leisure time in life? Confucius said, "When three people walk together, one of them can be my teacher." This is the way to learn to be an official in a county. Reading time can also be taken from the horse or car (on the way out). Generally speaking, the method of reading should be mainly Confucian classics. If you have a deep understanding of Confucian classics, reading history books will make it easy to tell whether a person has virtue or not, and it will be easy to tell when you encounter something that must be lost. Then, reading should be proficient first, not extensive reading, and only on the basis of learning spare capacity can you write freely (expand your reading). With the knowledge of your father Su Shi and uncle Su Zhe, you should learn a lot from them. I repeat these here, which is to deliver water to Hebo. Just because (privately) I think your argument is very reasonable, and you are a rare talent. That's why I hope you can stand the severe test like pine and cypress after snow to show your character. Busy official business, it is impolite to reply, please take care of it!

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