Does anyone have the script for the play "Who Moved My Cheese"? Need it urgently!

Voiceover: (Long distance) A long time ago, in a wonderful maze, there lived four interesting little guys, two were mice and two were dwarves. In order to fill their stomachs and have fun, they run around the maze every day, looking for a yellow, fragrant food called cheese. Station C is a place with a lot of cheese. They often eat sweet cheese together here, but now, the cheese at Station C has been removed. Below, the first thing we see is one of the little mouse couples, Sniff and Scurry.

Xiu Xiu: Ah! Get up, Cuihua, oh no, hurry up, some sauerkraut.

The weather is really nice today. How is it? What do you think of my handsome, charming, passionate swordsman and ruthless rat appearance today, wife?

Hurry: What did you yell just now? Who is Cuihua? (Looking at it) The shape is pretty good, but what is this? ah! ! ! (Loudly) You have dandruff (take a handful of foam powder and slowly sprinkle it down). This is because you haven’t eaten enough cheese recently, causing you to be deficient in vitamins. (Distressedly) Let’s take some Centrum first, right? ...(Get medicine and feed it to Xiu Xiu)

Xiu Xiu: Okay, okay, I was just about to talk about this issue. Take a look at our family’s SAP system. This month our family The cheese inventory is only 5 days long, and the safety stock is 20 days. We have overstocked again. What should we do? Obviously your Forecast is not accurate. Next month I will be the cheese demand.

Hurry: Why blame me? You are also responsible for the high LIFR! What can be done now? Go directly to station C to transport it! That’s where our purchases come from! Walk!

(The two mice walked towards station C, which had no more cheese)

Xiu Xiu (surprised): Huh? No more cheese? Where did it go? Our cheese? Who touched my cheese?

Hurry (loudly, sadly): Husband! Now your dandruff will fall like snowflakes in winter. Sing "Snow, one piece, one piece, one piece..." (Tune of Fan Xiaoxuan's "Snowman")

Sniff Xiu (seriously): In such a hurry, in such a hurry, we seem to have forgotten something?

Hurry: Forgot something?

Xiu Xiu: Are we like rats choking?

Hurry: Nonsense, it’s not a mouse. Do you want to be a pig?

Xiu Xiu: It seems that mice can smell where the cheese is?

Hurry: Yes! What's your name? ....Oh, come to think of it, your name happens to be Xiu Xiu! In last year's "Global Mouse Smell Contest", you sniffed out a bottle of Johnson's Peach Shower Gel hidden in 10,000 boxes of Johnson's Peach Shower Gel, and you won the "Best Smell Award!"

Xiu Xiu: Yes, yes, how can I not smell such a strong honeysuckle fragrance? People say: "If something is missing, you can smell it and everyone on earth will know it."

Hurry: OK, OK! Are you starting to sniff? Let's find a new cheese station.

Xiu Xiu: OK, OK, OK, "I started sniffing, and the cheese came out (to the tune of Faye Wong's "You Are Happy, So I'm Happy")..." (running around the stage , find N station) night! Found it! ! ! It’s all fresh cheese! Like a hill. We won't be out of stock anymore! Here, oh, (look at the house number of the maze), this is Building N, Cheese Building, No. 1284, Huaihai Middle Road. Come here every day!

Hurry (quietly): Hush! Xiu Xiu, we can also open a tourist route here, called "N Block Cheese Day Tour", and organize the mice in the maze to come here to eat cheese. Now we will be prosperous!

Voice-over: Mice are mice. When their lives change, they don’t do complex analysis or make things complicated. When the situation changes and the cheese disappears, they It will quickly move in the direction of the cheese. So they always have cheese to eat.

Then let’s take a look at the two dwarfs, Heng Heng and Chirp:

Heng Heng: Oops! "Spring is not a working day. The summer is hot and it is a good time to sleep. There are many mosquitoes in autumn and the winter is cold. Eat a piece of cheese to celebrate the New Year!" Chirp, do me a favor, bring me the cheese!

Haw: Cheese? Hum hum, I only have enough cheese at home to last three days, the refrigerator is empty!

Heng Heng: What? It’s gone. Won’t you buy it? I gave you all my monthly salary and bonus, but I didn’t even keep the double salary? .....

Chirp: Is it great to be rich? You can't buy cheese. This maze is really a ghost place. I'm afraid of getting lost as soon as I go out. It would be great if there was a Carrefour nearby. Come on, take this bottle of milk shower gel and drink it first!

Heng Heng (passed out): Although this is pure and mild, it can only be used for bathing! Come on, let's go out to station C and bring back some cheese. Although Station C is far away, we are familiar with the route and won’t get lost.

Chirp: (snaps fingers) Let’s go! Station C!

(Two dwarves ran to Station C)

Heng Heng (loudly): Oh my god! Where's our cheese! ! ! Who touched my cheese? How can there be no cheese without cheese? ............

Haw: The cheese is gone, where has it gone?

Heng Heng (sadly): Gently, my cheese left. I waved my sleeves, but not a drop of my saliva was taken away... (falling down slowly)

Chirp: Do you have a fever? Have you started talking nonsense! Oops, why did I pass out again!

Heng Heng (stood up): I haven’t seen you, so I’ll wait here! Cheese, you are Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty, and I hum as Concubine Yang; cheese, you are Jia Baoyu, and I hum as Lin Daiyu; cheese, you are Liang Shanbo, and I hum as Zhu Yingtai; cheese, you are Xu Zhian, and I hum as Sammi Cheng; cheese, you It's Tom Cruise (Tom Cruise), I hum it is Nicole Kidman (Nicole Kidman)... (Oh, no, they seem to have broken up). I'm staying here today, I have a date with cheese, and I'm waiting for my cheese to come back. (Singing:) "Come back soon, my heart is waiting for you..."

Chirp: Thirteen o'clock, I'm crazy again! Forget it, I’ll wait with him too~! God knows where all the cheese here has gone. It will probably come back later, right?

Voiceover: In this way, Heng Heng and Jiu began their long wait at station C, waiting for the cheese to come back. Five days passed... They began to feel a little uneasy...

Heng Heng: "Where is the cheese? Where is the cheese? The cheese is in Chirp's arms." ( "Where is the Spring" tune) Give me a piece, chirp!

Chirp: This is the last piece. We will starve after eating it.

Chirp: What should we do? Wait?

Heng Heng: Wait, I want to make a multi-dimensional line chart to analyze the recent changes in our cheese to find out why the cheese is missing. I don’t believe it, I just want to see who moved my cheese!

Haw: OK, let me study the process of cheese and high-energy chemical energy conversion in our bodies. The main purpose is to study how much this cheese supply problem affects my physical strength, so as to figure out the whereabouts of the cheese at Station C!

Heng Heng: It seems that this question is really important! (Puzzled) These two questions have nothing to do with each other!

Chirp: How about you go out and look for it?

Heng Heng: Sister, there is a maze outside! There are many dangers. Is it too much for you to ask me to go?

Ji Ji: Then we should stay at station C, right? It's close to home, and it's safer even though there's no cheese! It's not easy to get lost.

Voiceover: Just like that, Heng Heng and Ji Ji waited for another five days. They were already very anxious and they started to quarrel.

Heng Heng (weakly): "Do you know, do you know, I waited until the flowers withered, oh..." Chirp, bring me my milk shower gel.

Ji Ji: We finished drinking it early. You are confused. We even finished the last tube of diaper cream. Yesterday, you snatched two oil-absorbing blue masks from my hand and ate them! .......

Heng Heng: It's all your fault for bringing me to this hellish place, 5555...my cheese must have been smuggled away by you. ....Has it been transferred to Huanan Okura?

Haw: I think you secretly came to eat at night! As the saying goes: "Second General Heng Ha" If your name is He Heng, there must be a cloned dwarf named Ha Ha who comes to eat the cheese together at night!

Heng Heng: I think it must be you, your name is "Chirp", then your twin brother must be called "Wai Wai", you Chi Wai Wai Wai Wai took away my cheese.

Heng Heng: Without cheese, we will all go crazy. I want to eat people... (Hold Heng Heng’s arm to bite)

Chirp: (Scream loudly) "Ah!!!"

Voiceover: Jiji finally discovered that staying at Station C would lead to their only death. So, he thought...

Haw: Hey, do you think it was those two little mice that sniffed and hurriedly transported our cheese away?

Heng Heng: Probably not, right? They two don't have that much strength!

Haw: But they haven’t been here for more than ten days.

Heng Heng: Maybe you went to see Na Ying’s concert? Or, went to Faye Wong’s house to play with Nicholas Tse? (This doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the two mice?)

Haw: No, they must have found that there was no cheese at station C and moved it to another place. Xiu Xiu has a good nose for tracking cheese! How about we go out and look for it together?

Heng Heng: What? Aren't you afraid of getting lost? It's so dark outside, if you lose it, who will I rely on for the rest of my life? Don't look at me. Look at me and I won't go with you. It's dangerous!

Chirp (boldly): I have decided to go find it by myself, come on! If there is no change, we will always be without cheese. I must go to other parts of the maze to see it. This is the "era of the maze"!

Heng Heng (singing): "Let's go, let's go, people must learn to grow up on their own, let's go, let's go, find the cheese and come back to eat it together!" (Sylvia Chang's "The Price of Love") .

Chirp (singing): "Gently I will leave you, please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes; in the long night, in the days to come, we will eat cheese together" (Qi Qin's "About Winter")

Voiceover: Haw decided to leave the familiar environment and find ways to change the status quo. He began his adventure on an unfamiliar road in the maze. Because he had not eaten cheese for a long time, he was a little weak. It took longer and more difficult to walk through the maze than before, but he began to find some scattered cheese in places he was not familiar with before.

Haw walked alone in the maze.

Haw: This is the third piece of cheese I found today. I want to take it back to Heng Hem and tell him that although the maze outside is dangerous, there are also many opportunities.

I turned around and saw Block N and the huge sign of "Station N of Hasty Sniffing Cheese Import and Export Corporation"! Mountains of cheese (lots of foam) and the sniff and rush of suits (or heavy makeup).

Chirp: "Xiu Xiu, Xiu Xiu, are you really here? There are so many cheeses here? Ah, it's so spectacular, there are much more than at Station C before! Why didn't you tell me and Heng Heng? ”

Xiu Xiu: (pointing to the cheese) Eat whatever you want, eat whatever you want. Since coming here, we have a cheese party every day and eat too much. Now we have to play golf here for three hours every day. , then I have to take a sauna, then have a full body treatment, and in the evening I have to talk to merchants from other parts of the maze about exporting cheese. You know, work is so busy... (Taking out the mobile phone from his pocket) "Hello, ah? It's Clinton? Aren't you laid off? Why, you want to be a cheese porter here? Oh, are you feeling well?..."

Hurry: Clinton? No? I am related to Putin's aunt's brother-in-law's grandmother. Yesterday I just asked him to quit his job in Russia and come to our place to work as a porter. Tell Clinton that there are no quotas, and ask him if he wants to be a cleaner. The salary is only 50,000 to 60,000 a year less...

Haw: Wow, they all rely on cheese to get rich! Hurrah, long live the change!

Voiceover: From his mouse friends, Haw learned that when the situation changes and the cheese is moved, it is necessary to follow the cheese. Changes may come at any time, but facing changes positively will allow you to discover better cheese. There is a Chinese saying: "A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise." The truth that change is better has already been shown to our dwarf friends.

The actors took the stage to take their final call!