Ask some jokes that can be told in class.

1. In class, the teacher is talking about the dialectical relationship between contradiction and unity. Seeing a classmate reading extracurricular books below, I called him over and said, "Please talk about the relationship between contradiction and unity." The student paused and immediately replied, "It doesn't matter." The teacher asked, "Why?" The student replied: "Mao Dun is a writer, and unity is instant noodles. Of course, it doesn't matter. "

2, the application problem, the kind of conditional redundancy. The teacher taught a girl children's shoes, and she never understood them. The math teacher was furious and shouted, "There are three people and two pigs in your family. How many pigs are there in your family?" That woman paper said weakly, five heads! The whole class is boiling, and the teacher's Mediterranean hairstyle is in a mess. ...

3. Early in the morning, a buddy went to bed after attending the advanced math class, and the second class was discovered by the advanced math teacher ... The teacher came over and asked him, "What's wrong with you, classmate?" The buddy immediately pretended to be sick and said, "Teacher … I feel a little dizzy …" The teacher smiled and said, "Can you go to college with an English book without getting dizzy?"

4. When I was in junior high school, there was a male student with poor exam results. When I came home, I was beaten by my old father, and I had a doggerel because of my feelings. Original: the old vine is faint, and the small bridge is flowing. The ancient road is sparse, the sun sets, and heartbroken people are in the end of the world. The revised jingle: crying hurts my father's mouth, crying hurts my mother's eyes, and I only blame my poor grades. At night, under the light, I will think of people kneeling.

5. A twin was chatting, and his brother said, "I was born by my mother." The younger brother quickly asked, "Brother, where did I come from?" My brother replied, "The doctor who delivered the baby said that my mother won the lottery. You have another one. "