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Philosophical story

Short stories, truth, this paper specially collected and sorted out three selected philosophical short stories for everyone, I hope you like them!

Philosophy story 1 A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.

One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing.

He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?

After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly across the water to go to the toilet.

The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.

When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water.

What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!

After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet. Now the doctor almost fainted: no way, go to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?

Doctoral students are also very anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. It takes more than ten minutes to go to the toilet opposite, and it's too far to go back to work. What should I do?

Doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass, but my doctoral students can't.

The doctor fell into the water with a bang.

Two directors pulled him out and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why did you walk there?"

The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of stakes in this pond. Because it rained these two days, the water just rose below the surface. We all know the location of the stake, so we can step on it. Why don't you ask? "

Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should be a learning team.

Philosophical story 2 A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! "

B suggestion: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge!" " ! This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "

One question:

B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "

A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers.

When we meet again, B asks A: It's time to jump, so hurry up!

A smiled indifferently: the boss talked to me for a long time and was going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.

In fact, this is also the original intention of B. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only by paying more than you get, and letting the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities and create more profits for him.

Philosophical Story 3: A psychology professor went to an insane asylum to learn about the living conditions of lunatics. After all, it's an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire dropped. "Some madman must have done it!" The professor thought angrily and began to get the spare tire ready to install.

This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and spare tires!

The professor was at a loss. Just as he was in a hurry, a madman jumped up and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.

The professor ignored him and told him out of courtesy.

The madman smiled and said, "I have an idea!" " "He removed one screw from each tire so that he had three screws to install the spare tire.

The professor was pleasantly surprised and very curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"

The madman smiled and said, "I am a madman, but I am not a fool!" " "

In fact, many people in the world, because they find pleasure in their work, always show different fanaticism from ordinary people, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a bookworm.

Stupidity and cleverness are especially a good attitude in China.