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As soon as the teacher left the classroom, the students began to feel uneasy. (composition)
However, our class waited for a long time, but the teacher was still late. Some students have lost their temper and started talking and fighting.
At this time, the monitor stepped onto the platform and asked us to do our homework. We took out our homework one by one and did it seriously. Suddenly, Qintao Sun, who was sitting next to me, left his seat and walked to some clean buckets. Then he picked up one of the buckets filled with water and circled in the classroom, making the whole class laugh and cry.
At this time, Yu Tianyi also came up, stood on the bucket with one foot and made a gesture of "golden rooster independence". Then he jumped down, sat on the bucket, folded his hands and began to practice. Qintao Sun also stopped to perform with Yu Tianyi-Yu Tianyi's acrobatics and Qintao Sun's dharma. The two cooperated very tacitly. The three closest friends sitting at the end-Gu Xinyu, Tao Xiaojing and Rong Xinyu-were not to be outdone, and the three of them actually played a "bucket ruler". Seeing that Gu Xinyu was a "flying dragon", Tao Xiaojing's ruler was bounced "flying". In the end, only Rong Xinyu and Gu Xinyu were left to "decisive battle". They played several rounds and couldn't tell the winner from the loser. Seeing that Rong Xinyu's ruler was forced into the corner, suddenly, Rong Xinyu used his killer "killer" and Gu Xinyu's ruler also "flew". Rong Xinyu finally "beat" Gu Xinyu and Tao Xiaojing and became the final "winner". ...
In this class, the students have a good time because the teacher is not here. ...
The classroom, which was quiet a few minutes ago, is now like a bee's nest and is beginning to make noise.
Some students work hard and do their homework (including copying homework). Some students are like machine guns, but they can't be shut with one mouth. Some students don't know if they can control themselves and run around. It's really a monkey's ass-they can't sit still. Some students read books with relish (textbooks, picture books, comic books ...);
When the teacher is away, everyone has homework, talking, chasing and reading. However, we should make sure that the teacher is not here. The class teacher or other teachers also manage; Let the teacher come back safely and happily.
Don't think we will take this opportunity to make a scene in heaven. We can be serious when the teacher is away! Early in the morning, the students came to the classroom, and we could hear the sound of reading from a distance. The original "naughty boy" was well managed by the group leader, monitor and class representative, and there was no sign of trying to play tricks. Under the guidance of the class cadres, we have a high enthusiasm for reading the text. Everyone has a bright smile on his face, so devoted and passionate. Teacher, you must be surprised! The "naughty boy" in our class is much more diligent. They wiped the blackboard black and bright, and cleaned up the podium, which will definitely be praised by the teachers.
Teacher, when you are away, the group leader takes homework check and correction seriously, has no rest time, and sometimes even forgets to do math homework at noon. Everything is going well for everyone.
Teacher, when you were away, the students' smiles were everywhere, but there seemed to be something in them. Oh, this is what the students expect. I hope you can come back to us as soon as possible and listen to your eloquent speech.
At this moment, the teacher's footsteps reached our ears. Just now my classmates rolled and climbed back to their seats. We were also frightened, so we picked up the Chinese book and quickly installed it.
It was a Wednesday, the second class in the afternoon, and the teacher was going to a meeting, so he gave the students some homework and told them to write their homework quietly in the classroom, and then study by themselves after finishing their homework. Everyone should respond in unison: "Good!"
The teacher went out of the classroom to have a meeting. The classroom suddenly became quiet, and everyone was doing their homework carefully. Suddenly, I don't know who shouted: "The teacher is not here, free!" " "In an instant, the classroom exploded like a frying pan. Several naughty guys picked up a ruler and set up a fight, constantly shouting: "kill, kill, kill!" ""Fan Xiao stood on the table and shouted, "OK, well played!" Xiao mian fell asleep at his desk. Snoring is really shocking! Xiao Fang listened to a joke told by her deskmate and laughed so hard that she accidentally bumped into Han Xiao. Han Xiao threw himself into it, which was a slap in the face. Xiao Fang's face suddenly turned "sunny to heavy rain", made a 180 degree turn, and burst into tears at his desk. Xiao Tao likes practical jokes. He walked out of the classroom quietly and then turned back from the toilet. Fan Xiao saw a figure on enough paper, thought the teacher was coming, and shouted, "The teacher is coming!" Seeing that there were not many people, the chefs quietly returned to their seats, and the classroom became quiet again. The door opened. "Ah, I thought it was a teacher. I was shocked. It's Tao! ""Hey, Fan Xiao, the next broadcast will be on time! "... the frying pan exploded again.
As a monitor, when I saw this scene, I couldn't help but fly into a rage and said, "Calm down!" "The students were scared out of their wits by my shouting and stayed there one by one. It took a long time to wake up, and then he started to make trouble again: "monitor, you want to scare people to death!" """Yes, monitor, you will give us a heart attack!" I ignored these words and took the way of registration to control discipline. But for me, some naughty people ignore it and still do whatever they want. For them, I am really helpless. The classroom is still as lively as the market. I have to get back to my seat and do my homework.
At this moment, a figure appeared on the window. This time everyone thought it was Xiao Tao's prank, but they still ignored it. The door opened and the teacher came in this time. One by one, the students were shocked, then bowed their heads and were severely criticized by the teacher. ...
Well, when the teacher is away. ...
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