Crosstalk line

Time: A Saturday afternoon after school.

Venue: Student House.

Characters:

Qiangqiang: Male, a fifth-grade primary school student.

Grandma: Female, over 60 years old, strong grandmother.

Teacher Zhang: Female, over 30 years old, strong head teacher, Chinese teacher.

Lingling: Female, strong classmate.

Pumbaa: Male, strong classmates.

Scene: Ordinary urban family, living room, sofa, coffee table, with several textbooks and exercise books on it.

Qi Mu

Qiang Qiang reclined on the sofa.

Qiang Qiang: (sadly) Dear Mom and Dad, how are you? Have you forgotten that your son is at home? ...

Grandma: (loudly) Sing, sing, sing! You can only sing.

Grandma came on stage with a vegetable basket.

Grandma: (nagging) Look at your child. When you come home from school and don't do your homework, you sing loudly. What's the use of singing? Can you be a singer? Can I go to CCTV?

Qiang Qiang: (impatiently) Do homework, do homework, don't understand. what can I do?

Grandma: I don't understand why you don't ask your grandfather. Isn't he tutoring you in your study?

Qiang Qiang: (contemptuously) Hum, what does Grandpa know? He can't even add or subtract scores, he can't read Chinese Pinyin correctly, and he is a tutor.

Grandma: Grandpa doesn't understand. Ask Lingling across the hall and her friends upstairs. Aren't they all your classmates?

Qiang Qiang: Don't mention them. Some of them sing in the chorus, others write poems and compositions in the literature club. Besides, they are excellent students. Do they respect me? .

Grandma: Who can blame? I got a score of 100 and a score of 99. What about you? Chinese 86, math 68. At the parent-teacher meeting, I was embarrassed to put your paper on the table after I got it, for fear that others would see the joke.

Qiang Qiang: You are afraid of jokes, so am I.

Grandma: (at a loss) Are you afraid of jokes?

Qiang Qiang: If I let an old woman attend a parent-teacher conference without her parents, won't people laugh at me?

Grandma: (helplessly) alas! Didn't your parents go to Guangzhou to work and earn money?

Qiang Qiang: They haven't been home for two years, and there isn't a letter.

Grandma: (sadly) Yes, people don't go home or even write letters. But they are busy.

Qiang Qiang: Busy, busy! If you want money, you don't want to die. After making money, I don't even want children.

Grandma: (shaking her head) Sin! (Putting the basket on the coffee table, suddenly remembering) By the way, your father just called at noon.

Qiang Qiang: (happily) What did he say?

Grandma: Ask about your study.

Qiang Qiang: I only know how to study. I will choose the time to call. Call neither early nor late, and call when you are not at home at noon. Do they still have me as a son in their hearts?

Grandma: Why not? Don't they often send money back for you to eat and wear?

Qiang Qiang: People need more than food and clothes, do you understand?

Grandma: Don't be born in happiness. What don't you want? What else do you want? Do you want stars in the sky?

Qiang Qiang: (Shouting) I want maternal love! I want fatherly love! Can you give it to me? (singing) I am so lonely at home, like a grass falling on a hill; Although I have food and clothing, I always miss my parents. ...

Grandma: (Helpless) Why is this child so stubborn? I am old and confused. I can't beat you. I will invite your teacher. (walks to the phone and picks up the receiver)

Someone knocked at the door.

Teacher: Is Qiang Qiang at home?

Grandma: (nervously) Speaking of the devil, why are you here? Look at you, you are disobedient and don't study well. The teacher won't let you go.

Qiang Qiang: (in disgust) I must have come to complain. Tell me, I don't believe it. (gets up and walks into the back room)

Grandma, get the door. Miss Li, Lingling and friends.

Teacher Zhang: hello, mother-in-law Qiang Qiang hasn't come home yet?

Grandma: I went home early, in the back room. (anxiously) Teacher Zhang, I'm sorry to embarrass you.

Teacher Zhang: (surprised) What are you ashamed of?

Grandma: He didn't study well, and his mid-term exam results were too poor.

Teacher Zhang: It's better to study hard. The result of this exam was almost poor, because I was hospitalized some time ago and delayed my homework. Take the time to make up for it, and you will certainly catch up.

Grandma: (safely) Oh! Good, good. Teachers and children, sit down quickly.

Teacher Zhang sat down, and Lingling and Pumbaa picked vegetables with grandma's basket.

Teacher Zhang: (shouting to the back room) Qiang Qiang, come out quickly and see what good news we have brought you!

Qiang Qiang: (rushing out of the back room) There is good news, really?

Lingling: Of course.

Really. Your lyrics "Letter from Home" express the voice of left-behind children. The school magazine is coming out, and it is also ready to be recommended to Family Education Weekly.

Pengpeng: We also invite you to join the New Bud Literature Society.

Lingling: The school choir wants to participate, too.

Grandma: (anxiously) Qiang Qiang doesn't study well, so don't drag him to join societies and groups.

Teacher Zhang: Grandma, don't worry about studying hard. Students' club activities make use of their spare time and will not affect their study. Lingling, my friends and I take turns having classes on Sundays. We will never leave a classmate behind.

Grandma: Now, Qiang Qiang has some difficulties in doing her homework. Neither his grandfather nor I know much about it, so we have to worry. That's good. (to Qiang Qiang) Thank you for your teachers and classmates!

Qiang Qiang (happily) thanks to the teacher! Thank you Lingling! Thank you, pengpeng!

Lingling: Qiang Qiang, I heard that you wrote the lyrics with music. Can you sing?

Qiang Qiang: Very good. But I have to make some changes. Wait a minute. (enters the back room)

Grandma: (suddenly enlighted) Hey, I haven't given you water for a long time. (Look at the water heater) The boiling water has run out. Teacher Zhang, you sit down for a while, and I'll boil water in the kitchen. (End)

Lingling: Teacher Zhang, it will be Qiang Qiang's birthday in two days. May I suggest that our class give it to Qiang Qiang after school that afternoon?

Teacher Zhang: OK, I support it.

Pengpeng: I agree with you.

Qiang Qiang: (excitedly) changed. Look at the revised lyrics (pass the paper to the teachers and classmates), and I'll sing. (Singing) Dear Mom and Dad, how are you? Are you busy at work now? How are you? I'm fine at home now. Don't worry too much about my parents.

Everyone: (singing) I am writing today to tell you that love and warmth have come to my home; I am writing to tell you today that love and warmth have come to my home. ...

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The second article

A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has fingers.

B: Nonsense, who doesn't have fingers?

A: Fingers are long and short, big and small.

B: That's right. This is telling the truth with your eyes open.

A: But the more you look at it, the more you like it (thumbs up), and the more you look at it, the more you hate it (index finger).

B: It takes five fingers to make a fist. How can you say love and hate?

Well, you don't know. In my family, my thumb is my father and my forefinger is my mother.

B: Why am I getting confused?

A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten. I'm so happy!

I should be happy.

I skipped home and shouted happily, "Mom!" .

B: Then your mother must be very happy.

A: But as soon as the voice fell, the "forefinger" came.

B: Why? Do you still have guests at home?

A: (Holding out the index finger) The index finger is my mother. "What's the matter with you? Your clothes are too dirty. Where have you been? "

Well, your mother is really something.

I'm thirsty. I was just about to eat an apple when the "forefinger" came again.

B: What's the matter?

A: (holding out index finger) "How do you know how to eat? Write quickly. You can't eat until you finish writing! "

B: Not even allowed to eat?

A: I just sat down and wrote two words, and I wanted to pee.

B: well, this urine doesn't live up to expectations

A: Oh, I can't hold it any longer!

B: Then you should go.

A: No. The "index finger" is coming again. (Stretching out index finger) "You child, you are so lazy. Hurry up and do your homework! "

B: Alas!

A: In this way, the repeated appearance of "index finger" made me lose my spirit in doing my homework.

No one will be energetic.

A: The less energetic you are, the more mistakes you make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.

B: It's called a vicious circle.

Do you think I can stop hating it? (Stretching out index finger)

B: Your forefinger is really boring. What about "thumb"

A: The thumb is different, OK! Very good! Very good! Great! Great! Great! You're amazing!

B: Look! It's refreshing to say it.

No, I just finished my homework when my father came back. Pushing the door open, he smiled and said appreciatively (thumbs up), "You are great, son! You will know how to study when you get home. " One sentence made me feel embarrassed.

Listen, praise is like a ray of sunshine.

A: In order to repay my father, I went to get his slippers, newspaper and turn on the TV-

Look, as long as there is sunshine, he will become smart.

A: As a result, my father praised me again (thumbs up). "My son is so lovely, he just knows how to be considerate. I said, my son is the best! " I heard you, don't say how happy I am!

B: Look how beautiful he is!

Do you think I won't like it? (thumbs up)

I should. Even I envy your thumb.

A: "Thumb" means praise and "forefinger" means criticism.

B: Which child in the world doesn't like praise?

A: So, when I have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up)!

Well, it's still early.

A: Do you think they can be the same?

B: It's different. Even the expression is different. The "thumb" is like this (smiling face) and the "index finger" is like this (losing face).

How I wish my mother did the same! (thumbs up)

Your mother will, so she's here!

A: Ah (scare away)? !

Oh, look at him!

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The third article

A: Our family is a braggart!

B: Our family is still a braggart major!

A: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

B: We don't pay for bragging!

A: I didn't blow. I went to the toilet as soon as I was born.

B: Climb?

A: Who was born to crawl?

B: Then how can I get there?

A: The bed will be used as a toilet!

B: It's called bed wetting!

A: I will run in three months.

That must be a freak!

A: My mother will go to work in three months. I have to run from grandma's house to grandma's house.

B: Just run!

A: When it comes to bragging, I can't compare with anyone.

I don't believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow it here? No problem!

B: I can eat five bowls of noodles at a meal if I have a big appetite!

I can eat eight pounds of jiaozi in one meal!

Gee, I have a fever!

A I also had a high fever last night!

B I have a high fever, which is 67 degrees.

I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

B you're not afraid of burning to death! "

A: I sleep at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day it's all popcorn!

B: Sleep under the quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

A: I am taller than the building!

B: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach a big plane!

A: My upper lip is facing the sky and my lower lip is facing the ground!

Where's your face?

A: Bragging is shameless!

B: Hey! -

How about a?

B come again.

A What else do you want to play?

Come on.

One, you're here.

B tell you! I am a very capable person!

What can A do?

B I can read with my ears.

You didn't ask me what I could do, did you?

What is your ability?

I often eat with my nose.

Then I can use my armpits to look for minerals.

I can generate electricity with my throat.

B I can see people through the wall.

I can see your money through your clothes.

Last night, B I invited my classmates to dinner!

A I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

B how I blow, how he blows!

A come on!

B, it is not delicious. I swallowed the chopsticks!

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I swallowed the spoon!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off a piece on the plate.

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I'll bite a piece from the big bowl!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off the table!

A I'm eating it. It's broken. I bit ... I bit off my nose!

b？ Can you reach it?

A: I crossed my feet to bite! Do you care?

B is it more like?

I have a secret recipe for bragging.

B I can blow a square into a circle.

I can blow the short one into the long one.

B I can turn ugliness into beauty.

I can blow the dead alive.

B Hey, you're great.

Strike!

B I tell you, our home is a bragging studio.

Our family is a bragging factory.

B our family is bragging limited company.

Our family is a braggart.

Our home is the bragging center of the world.

We ... your center was bombed by our house.

Wow! There is no comparison. What a blowjob!

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Article 4:

Script of Children's Crosstalk Sketch on June 1st: Lines of Digital Idiom in Crosstalk

Script of Children's Crosstalk Sketch on June 1st: Lines of Digital Idiom in Crosstalk

Do you know idioms?

A little. What about you?

A: Well, let's put it this way. You name a number, and I can start with it and say an idiom.

B: It's amazing. Okay, I said "one".

A: One to one.

B: Two.

Two plus two equals four.

B: Three.

Three plus three equals nine.

B: Four.

Co: 446，(b) 5525，6636，7749 ...

A: Stop! Stop. Why do you keep saying?

Who wouldn't? Is this an idiom you said? This is the multiplication formula!

I'm just kidding you. Now let's officially start.

Ok, let's get started. One.

Answer: Take the lead, eat three meals a day, wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly …

B: All right, all right. Let me say a few more words.

Answer: You have the best of both worlds, both lose, and you are duplicitous and duplicitous. ...

No, no, two, not two.

A: What are you looking at when you say "two"?

B: Read "two".

A: That's right!

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Article 5:

Screenwriter: Yu

A: I will tell you a cross talk today! Oh, this grandmother asked me what to say alone. Of course it's two people, but my partner is never on time ... You see, we agreed to perform at 9 o'clock, and it's already 8: 60, and we haven't seen a ghost yet.

Say what?

Yo, what ... What's wrong with you?

Forget it, it's all those broken English!

A: What's the matter? What's going on here? Come on, tell me!

B: well, the teacher in our class said! China has joined the WTO, Beijing has successfully applied for the Olympic Games, and the construction of Dongyangkou Port has also started. Pupils in northern Henan cannot go to junior high school without learning English.

A: Yes, it's quite smooth! Learning English is a good thing!

B: it's a good thing! That's me.-back!

What happened to your back?

B: I've had all the bad luck!

Oh, tell everyone!

What do you mean?

A: What's the matter?

I'm unlucky. You still want me to say it, aren't you kidding me?

You misunderstood. I definitely didn't mean that!

B: Then what do you mean?

A: Let me ask you something!

B: Say it!

You're the unlucky one?

B: Nonsense! Is there anyone else to replace the bad luck?

Do you mind repeating these unfortunate events?

You deliberately hurt me!

A: Do you want our audience friends to be as unlucky as you?

B: No!

A: Why?

B: If everything is like this, who can clap for me?

Then why don't you say it today?

Ok, I ... this child has been admitted!

A: Hehe!

B: I'll give up this old face today and tell everyone!

A: Good! Everybody clap your drums!

By the way, this is the first day of English class!

A: What's the matter?

My brother and sister are dead!

A: Ah! Don't scare people!

Who scared you? Our teacher said it was in black and white. I want to show it to my father!

Oh, then tell me what happened!

There are two dialogues in the first lesson.

Good morning, boys and girls!

Good morning! Miss Bai!

A: These two sentences mean good morning, children! Good morning, Miss Bai!

B: I can't remember the pronunciation of the words girl and miss!

A: If you can't remember, you have to practice again and again!

I have an idea!

A: What way!

B: English words plus Chinese translation!

A: That won't do.

B: Is there anything wrong with that?

It's not good for your future English study!

I don't care so much. I remember all these translations!

Oh, how do you translate it?

B: Girls, my brother is dead, miss, and my sister is dead.

A: I feel that your brother and sister were killed by you on the first day!

Oh, you're welcome. After this class, I blew it all over the classroom with my invention patent! I didn't expect the teacher to catch me!

A: This is terrible!

B: When the teacher saw it, his face was crooked, so he punished me for copying 100 times, which almost swollen my white and tender hands into pig feet!

You deserve it!

I am learning from failure!

A: Oh, there is no translation!

B: Yes, no translation, I don't translate on paper, I translate in my mind! I think we are white ... (turning to a) Is Miss White here today?

A: No!

B: I'll see how Miss Bai punishes me!

A: Well, you!

B: I haven't studied for a week! My whole family, including me, was completely translated by me!

A: Ah, how did they all die!

B: Alas! Grandpa died on Yes, grandma died on Nice, dad died on the bus, mom died on Must, my brother died on Girls, my sister died on Jeeps, I died on Was, my cat died on Mouse, my dog died on Goes, and finally all died after learning Does, and the whole family died after learning school.

A: I'll translate it for you to see how his family died. Listen carefully: his grandfather died well, his grandmother died well, his father died on the bus, his mother died properly, his brother died on the girl, his sister died on the jeep, and he died himself. Then his cat died on the mouse and a dog died. Learning to be excellent is an official, and coming back from the dead.

B: On Friday, the teacher asked me to take my English exam results home!

How many points did you get?

B: 100 points!

A: Oh, it's great to be admitted!

B: Yes, I brought back four papers at once, adding up to *** 100!

A: 25 points on average!

B: My dad saw it and scolded me for a long time.

A: You should be scolded! Is there anyone who learns English like you!

B: Dad added a dish to me in the evening, and the soles were braised in little ass! I am completely disillusioned!

A: Well, correcting mistakes is still a good boy!

I study every day, study hard, study hard, study hard. ...

A: How's it going?

B: You got a paper 100!

A: Yes, great progress! Worthy of praise!

B: if you study well, you will suffer!

A: How did you suffer when you studied well?

Do you remember my big neighbor next door?

A: Yes! That's what China said (learn to stutter)!

B: This dog with developed limbs and stuttering mouth hit me! .

Why did he hit you?

Isn't he in grade one?

A: Yes!

B: Isn't there English in the first grade?

At that time, English in grade one was a compulsory course!

B: If you think he can't learn China well, English must be a word.

A: What?

B: Not good!

Does his poor English bother you?

Well, just last weekend! I don't know which teacher assigned a paper that was all translated from English into Chinese.

A: It's no problem to assign some homework on weekends!

B: He's fine. I am in trouble!

A: What's the matter?

B: He asked me to ask questions!

A: Then you can teach how you want!

B: That's his size, my figure! I dare not teach him.

A: Isn't that great?

B: Damn it, damn it, the teacher who wrote the paper.

A: What's the matter?

B: That topic is fatal!

Oh, what a terrible way!

I can't do it alone. Let's cooperate. I'll play two dog, and you play me.

A: OK!

You are watching TV. I asked you a question in a paper recently. You can answer while watching TV!

A: OK!

B: Little donkey!

A: Alas, (What are these names? None of them look good)

B: I'll ... I'll ask you two ... two questions. What do you mean "I don't know"?

A: I don't know.

Don't ... stop watching TV. How could you ... How could you ... I don't know!

A: No! I don't know! !

B: Talk back ... Shut up! ! ! ! (slap)

What do you mean "I know"? You ... you should ... you should know.

Yes, I know.

If you know, say it.

It means "I know"

Picky ... and you? Just packing ... it's light, isn't it?

A: I know!

I know ... I know you still won't say it! ! Don't understand ... no ... don't pretend to understand! (Another beating) You ... You give me a little ... Be careful, or you will learn English well! Who ... who puts on airs, and then asks you the last one, saying ... I can't say it, I ... I will punish you, "I know but I don't want to tell you." What do you mean?

I know, but I just don't want to tell you!

B: As soon as I listen to this topic, can I translate it? I picked up a pillow and hit it on my head for more than 30 times, hit the wall with my head for more than 40 times and slapped my mouth with my hands for more than 50 times. I asked him, I won't. Are you satisfied?

Are you satisfied?

B: I'm leaving at last. You'll ask me soon.

"I didn't hear anything, Ripert. What do you mean? "

A: "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again. "

I didn't hear anything, Ripert.

A: I didn't catch that. Say it again. "

B: As soon as my voice dropped, I was stunned.

Finally, I asked: What does it mean to look it up in a dictionary?

Answer: "Look it up in the dictionary."

B: I just said fist! The size of a fist.

A: then you!

B: I quickly changed my mind: neighbors are best friends!

How dare you talk nonsense!

Dare I tell the truth? Besides, to be honest, I can't die. Oh!

A: Well, it seems that you are unlucky enough. My condolences to you!

Let's go, it's getting late. I have to go to the hospital to change my dressing!

Ok, then go!

Goodbye, here you are!

A: What?

Uncle dog, are you there?

A: He was translated again!