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The idiom story of three pieces of paper without a donkey

The idiom story of "three pieces of paper without a donkey" is as follows:

In the "Encouraging Learning" chapter of "Yan Family Instructions", there is a joke about a doctor buying a donkey. Once upon a time, there was a self-righteous scholar who was jokingly called Doctor. He went to the street and bought a donkey. According to the custom at that time, the buyer had to write a contract to the seller.

The doctor spread out a blank sheet of paper and wrote a thousand words. He wrote three large pages of nonsense that had nothing to do with donkeys. The donkey seller got impatient and urged him to hurry up. He quickly said, "No hurry," he hadn't written the word "donkey" yet.

Word definition: After writing three pieces of paper, I haven’t seen a single word “Donkey”. The satirical nonsense is endless, meaningless, and the language is cumbersome and cumbersome without getting to the point.

Writing style is related to party style and political style. Talking empty words and writing long articles not only distort the official documents and restrict the communication of the superiors' spirit and intentions, but also corrupt the work style of the agency. To this end, it is necessary to rectify the writing style of party and government agencies, advocate speaking short stories and writing short articles, and free up more time and energy to devote to the cause of the party.

Although more than a thousand years have passed since Yan Zhitui’s criticism, the problems of complicated and lengthy official documents of some of our party and government agencies still exist, and the problems of "three pieces of paper and no donkeys" still exist. Damn, that's too far off topic. Some people pursue vivid images as soon as they write, and like to quote a few poems and aphorisms that have nothing to do with the theme, beating around the bush and making no sense.