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What is the joke of two crabs?
One day, a female crab met a male crab in the waiting room and walked straight on the road. She thought the male crab was really outstanding, so she suddenly fell in love with it and they got married soon. After marriage, the female crab regretted it and found the male crab walking sideways. The female crab asked the male crab, and the male crab said that I was drunk when you first met me. The little white rabbit happily took out the money and said, great, I want two! We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts! Ducks and crabs run to the finish line together, which is inseparable.
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