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An interesting thing in my childhood

An interesting thing

Everyone has many "stories" in their life, happy, sad, angry... a "story" from childhood, I still find it interesting when I think about it.

I remember when I was five years old, I had just learned to ride a bicycle (a four-wheeled bicycle). In order to show off to my friends, I often rode it "swaggering" through the community. Today, the weather is clear and crisp, and I really want to ride a bicycle. So, I took it out and called my father, mother and grandma to show them my "real skills". Since grandma felt very sorry for me and wanted me to ride slower, she smiled and made a little joke with me, "**, be careful on the road, don't ride too fast, we are not responsible for any injuries if you fall!"

After hearing this, I kept my grandma’s words in mind. After saying goodbye to my father, mother and grandma, I rode towards the small garden. I ride faster and faster, like a happy bird. As I rode, I thought to myself: Look, how fast and well this girl rides. She will break the world record soon.

But something unexpected happened, and just when I was feeling very proud, my car was hit by a pebble on the road, and it started to wobble and dance "Disco", and I also wobbled along with it. I got up, and all of a sudden, I was on my back... I looked at the bleeding wound sadly, and really wanted to run home and ask my grandma to bandage it for me, but when I thought about grandma saying that it hurt from the fall, they were irresponsible, so I had to give it up. idea. Dejectedly, I took out a napkin from my pocket, wiped the blood from the wound, and then pushed my bicycle, like a defeated rooster, and limped home.

When I got home, my family saw the injury on my leg and asked me anxiously what happened. I told them everything. Grandma smiled and nodded my forehead: "What a little fool! I was just joking with you, why did you take it seriously! Come on, I'll help you bandage." After that, she took me to the small room to bandage. Wounded.

An interesting thing

When I think about this, I always laugh at how stupid I was at the time!

Today, Zhang Yu and I were playing badminton accidentally and the badminton "flyed" onto the roof. I threw the racket several times to no avail. The badminton was parked on the roof and was swaying "slyly" and looking at me! I was so anxious that I "took turns" with two rackets. As a result, even the rackets went up to the roof. It was really "losing my wife and losing my troops"! This made us very anxious. You should know that it is rare for Zhang Yu and I to play golf together, not to mention that this pair of rackets is a new one! By the way, throwing pebbles, oh no, it's useless. Jump up and you can't reach it. What to do?

Just when we were running around in a hurry, a cleaning lady who was cleaning gave us a good idea: "If you want to take something, look around to see if there are any tools that can be used!" So we After "reconnaissance" around, I found a long bamboo pole not far from the garden entrance: a long bamboo pole lying quietly on the wall, as if waiting for our reuse. I hurriedly said "Thank you!" to my aunt, and ran over quickly, dragging the bamboo pole to the roof. Zhang Yu proudly said to the roof: "Hey, don't be so arrogant this time, look. Who is taller?"

The bamboo pole was too heavy. We worked together and used all our strength to finally lift the bamboo pole above our heads and lean on the roof. We gently moved the racket and ball. I landed on the ground obediently... When I was happy with the bamboo pole, the owner of the roof came out from the balcony and shouted to us aggressively: "Children, take the bamboo pole away quickly! Be careful of getting someone..." Me and Zhang Yu was stunned and thought, why are you so vicious? Do you think we are thieves? So like robots, we obeyed the master's instructions, fearfully dragging the bamboo poles and placing them in place. Fortunately, he scolded us a few times and didn't do anything to us.

On the way home, I was still secretly rejoicing: It doesn’t matter if I get scolded, the racket and ball are finally back in our hands.

This is really interesting!